Amy: Sonic, who is this?

Sonic: First of all, darling, she's an old childhood friend. Also, why are you going through my stuff?

Amy: Can't a girl help her fiance unpack? Besides, you look like more than just friends... 😒

Sonic: OK fine. We dated for a little while, but certain differences in social status and responsibilities kept it from working out.

Amy: Well then she's an old girlfriend, isn't she...?

Sonic: I suppose...? 😐

Jet: Ooh... Drama! 😎

Scottia: Anyone ever told you that you're a smatchet sometimes, Hawkington...?

Jet: A...what?

Sonic: It's a Scottish term, meaning "A contemptible, unmannerly person."

Rouge: Ooh... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jet: What do you mean, "I'm a smatchet!?"

Scotia: You'd get into a lot less fights if you'd just learn to keep your mouth shut. 🔒 😶

Wave: She's right, Jet.

Jet: Who's side are you on, Wave!?

Amy: 😉

Wave: I am on no one's side...and no one is on my side.

Sonic: Look, it doesn't matter. I'm with you now and the two of us have parted ways.

Amy: What kind of "differences in social status" are we talking about here...?

Sonic: She is 👑 and lives in a 🏰. I am a 🌎 traveler/hero and live in a 🛄. Well, now I live in a 🏡, but still-

Amy: Oh, alright. I forgive you.

Sonic: 😊

Cream: How do you live in a suitcase, Sonic? You wouldn't fit!

Rouge: Technicalities, Cream. Technicalities.

Tails: Technically, you lived in my workshop for a few months.

Sonic: No more discussing my living choices, guys. It's a little embarrassing.

Knuckles: Oh, you mean like how Shadow lived in an icebox for fifty years?

Shadow: Guardian. I know where you live.

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A/N: Scotia is one of my fan characters. Also, I have nothing against Sally. I just felt like writing about Amy finding a picture of her and Sonic and getting suspicious.