Knuckles: Hey Rouge, when you marry Shadow, will that make your last name "the hedgehog?" Or "Hedgebat," or...

Sonic: Good question, Knux. I mean, Amy and I are both hedgehogs, and you and Tikal both echidnas, but what happens during a mixed marriage?

Shadow: I technically have a last name, Faker. As I'm sure you do too, whether people use it or not.

Amy: You seriously use the Professor's last name, Shadow?

Shadow: He made a birth certificate for me with Robotnik as my last name. It would be rude to not use it.

Tails: My last name's Prower. Amy's is Rose... Anyone else feel like sharing?

Knuckles: I guess mine would be Lockeson. Like Thor Odinson.

Cosmo: Mine would be Seedrian...but maybe Prower later...?

Sonic: Tails, you gonna answer your girlfriend's answer?

Sonic: Tails...!?

Tails: No comment.

Silver: Silver Quillborough.

Rouge: Ooh...! I like that one! Mine's just Bat.

Amanda: Hawkings.

Mephiles: Solaris.

Sonic: Duh.

Mephiles: Sonic Duh? Nice.

Sonic: ...Shaddup.

Shadow: ;) Nice one, Mephiles.

Mephiles: Just because I'm not part of the Hero-Squad doesn't mean I can't mess with you guys.
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Sonic Hedgehog removed Mephiles Solaris from the group.
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Shadow: Ah!
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Shadow Robotnik added Mephiles Solaris to the group.
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Mephiles: Take that, Mr. Duh!

Amy: This is gonna go for a while.

Espio: I have no last name, I have a title. "Espio, Prince of the Shinobi Clan, Son of the Bride of Constant Vigil."

Tails: ...

Amy: ...

Rouge: ...Ooh, I love it!
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Remember the old Archie Sonic Universe... 😢