Silver: Guys, I need some advice.

Sonic: Dude. It's 2 AM... shouldn't you be 😴 ?

Silver: Can't sleep. Too busy trying to contemplate life.

Shadow: I'm still awake doing paperwork that really I should've gotten started days ago... Wish I wasn't. What's bothering you, Silver?

Silver: I can't seem to wrap my head around girls in this time period. They confuse me so much...

Sonic: Dude. It's been like that for thousands of years. Men will never fully understand the opposite sex.

Silver: I mean one moment they're 😊 the next they're 😈 and then they're 😭 .

Amy: One word. Hormones.

Shadow: My suggestion? Find a safe place (behind a couch or something,) then throw chocolate at them from a distance. 🍫 ☕ 🆘❓

Silver: 😐

Sonic: 😜 🐲 🔥+ 🍫 = 😍😘

Amy: 😑

Sonic: 😓

Shadow: Why are you guys still up?

Shadow: That's what I thought.

Rouge: 😉
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5:45 AM

Tails: You guys blew up my phone when I turned it on.

Tails: Silver, is Blaze confusing you?

Silver: She got mad at me for suggesting that she move to an apartment on the first floor, since she's afraid of heights... 😞

Blaze: I thought you were making fun of me! I'm sorry, Silver... :-(

Silver: 😊 Apology accepted.

Rouge: Gosh dang it, guys! I dreamt last night that Shadow was hiding behind my couch throwing chocolates at me!

Amy: Ah, late night texts with our boys... 💞