Mephiles: Abbie!

Alabaster: You're lucky I'm on break, Phil. What is it?

Mephiles: Your nephew won't stop crying! I'm trying everything, but he won't stop!

Alabaster: Did you try 🍼?

Mephiles: Yes! He won't take it.

Alabaster: 🎵🎶🎶 might help.

Mephiles: Music? What genre?

Alabaster: Something soft. Like classical.

Mephiles: I'll see what I can do.

Alabaster: OK. I gotta get back to work.

Sonic: Aw man, she left you! How tragic... 😉

Mephiles: I didn't ask for your opinion, speedster. Besides, at least I'm trying to learn how to do this.

Amy: But seriously, who leaves you, an untrained newbie to this experience, alone with a baby?

Mephiles: My wife, apparently. But I'm the nonworking spouse, so...

Shard: Hey, I don't know much about babies, either, and my girlfriend runs a daycare.

Rouge: No better way to learn than through experience.

Sonic: Oh, you mean like you making a schedule of when Knuckles is on a potty break so you can steal the Master Emerald?

Knuckles: Are you freaking kidding me!?

Rouge: One time! One time I calculate it and I never hear the end of it!

Mephiles: And they called me a stalker.

Mephiles: BTW, I finally got him to sleep. He had a messy diaper.

Rouge: The stench didn't hint you in?

Mephiles: No. It smelled like burnt popcorn, and I'm new to identifying what a baby needs.

Sonic: If you're ever a father, you're doomed.

Amy: If he practices now, maybe not.

Eggman: Typically, if the baby's crying, it's either they're hungry, have a messy diaper, tired, or just want attention.

Sonic: And you know about all this...how?

Silver: He's plotting to destroy us all with baby robots.

Sonic: A bunch of robots gnawing on your leg, but they have no teeth.

Shadow: Wetting their diapers with oil.

Tails: Oh no! Their wailing is increasingly annoying! 😉

Knuckles: And one holding up a sign that reads Beware of Baby.

Amy: And don't even get me started on the exploding rattles and rapid-fire pacifier.

Sonic: 😂 Oh, this is great...
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