Reaction to How Sonic the Hedgehog Should Have Ended


Author: Hey guys! I found the perfect video to react to.

Aura: I thought you promised to have us react to the next Sonic Shorts for the next page.

Author: Sorry, it's just that my mind has been distracted a lot during the.....you know

Bopper: What's the video?

Author: How Sonic the Hedgehog Should Have Ended by HISHE

Hip: Are they the ones who did the superhero cafe and made Batman say "Because I'm Batman!" every chance they got?

Author: Yes! And created the Star Wars joke of Darth Vader running around excited that he has a son.

Fury: So these guys are professionals at making funny parody videos of movies?

Author: Yeah. Interested?

Aura: Well it's Sonic's movie, so we have to give it a go.

Author: I'm inviting the gang in for this!

Sonic: What's up?

Tails: Hey guys!

Knuckles: Yo!

Amy: *enters in and cuddles next to Sonic*

Sonic: *moves to another seat*

Shadow: *sits in far corner of room*

Rouge: *sits next to Knuckles*

Silver: *floats inside* Thanks for inviting me.

Author: No problem Silver

Blaze: *sits between Aura and Silver*

Class: We should leave a warning to the viewers.

Spoiler Alert!) The video and the reaction contains spoilers to the Sonic movie. If you want to enjoy the film without us ruining it, leave now and come back when you've watched it.

Class: On with the reaction!

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*skip past the intro to see our reaction*

Sonic: This is my power! And I'm not using to run away! I'm using it to protect my fr-

???: Sonic...Sonic!

Sonic: What the...?

???: On your left!

Hip: Falcon? Is that you? Did you come with the Avengers to fight Robotnik?

*a Warp Ring opens up with Tails coming out*

Tails: I'm in the fight this time!

*Amy, Knuckles and Silver arrive through a Warp Ring*

Amy: I'm here too!

Silver: Wow, they somehow managed to get my quills right!

Knuckles: Why did they pick the Boom version of me?!

Bopper: I don't think it matters since both looks set you apart from the team.

Rouge: You look adorable Knuckie.

Knuckles: -_-

*Blaze and Big arrive through Warp Ring*

Blaze: I see they remembered me.

Aura: The fan base would crucify SEGA if they got rid of you and Cream forever.

Hip: They brought Big.....for some reason.

Sonic: Cool to see everyone here!

*Rouge and Shadow arrives through a Warp Ring*

Rouge: I must say they did a fine job with me.

Shadow: Of course I was going to make it. Sonic's movies would suck if I wasn't in them.

Sonic: -_-

Sonic: Uh...who are you?

Tails: You don't know it yet, but we're your friends too.

Sonic: Oh really?

Amy: Yeah!

Fury: Why the heck is Tails hunched over?

Hip: Don't know, maybe he's about to fly again?

Tails: I wouldn't do that if I was about to do it.

Robotnik: Oh no! You are not doing that! If you're going to have an Avengers Portals scene knockoff, then I'm going to have one too. Say hello to my robot friends!

*robot versions of Jim Carrey's career appear*

Bopper: So the final round is against....multiple Jim Carrey's?

Eggman: *appears* Even I'm not that stupid!

Author: Get out of my freaking room Eggman!

Eggman: .....I just wanted to be your friend :(

*Eggman leaves*

Sonic: Your friends look weird!

Robotnik: Your mom looks weird!

Everyone: -_-

Eggman: *dabs outside the room*

Robotnik: As I was saying....Badnik Carrey's....attack.

*robots and the heroes charge towards each other*

Author: I don't know all of these, so I'm going to give them numbers.

If you see this (), it means I know the character.

If you don't, then you can tell the character in the comments.

Robot Carrey 1 (): Yes come to me my- *gets run over*

Robot Carrey 2 (): *sees Sonic zip by* Somebody stop him!

Sonic: I'll take that! *gets quill back*

Robotnik: Hey! Give that back!

Sonic: I don't think so! *runs off*

Robotnik: I'll kill you! *chases after him*

Sonic: Me and Robuttnik are at it again!

Class: This is should be in Top 10 conflicts that will never end.

Robot Carrey 3 (): Riddle me this, riddle me that! Who's afraid of my big black bat?

Amy: I'm not! *hits him hard with her hammer*

Fury: Amy.......you rock.

Amy: Thanks Fury!

Robot Carrey 4: Let me tell you something!

Blaze: Let me show you something! *sets him on fire*

Aura: Nice one Blaze.

Blaze: Thank you, I have been getting better the more I trained.

Robot Carrey 2 (): Smokin'!

Rouge: Hey there~

Robot Carrey 2 (): Smokin'!

Rouge: *kicks him hard*

Aura: We need to talk about your strategy Rouge.

Rouge: What's the matter Aura~? Uncomfortable with me flirting with everyone I face~?

Aura: *unfazed by flirting* No, you just need something different or else everyone will know that you're trying to trick them.

Rouge: *mutters to herself* Ki just had to teach him to be immune to flirting, didn't he?

Big: Oh you're a mean one, aren't you?

Robot Carrey 5 (): I do not like you, strange creature furry beast! I do not like you, not even the least!

Big: *hooks him on the mouth with fishing rod*

Robot Carrey 5 (): Ah! Appealing!

(Author: I don't really know what Grinch said when he was hooked, so don't bombard me in the comments.)

Hip: When did Big get so violent?

Fury: Probably after people started drawing Cream as an edgelord.

Shadow: *tear slides down* She took after me well.

Sonic: Sloppy Eggman! Is that the best you can do?

Robotnik: This isn't even half of what I'm capable of!

Hip: So you're saying that isn't your final form?

Sonic: I bet it's more horrible than the way he's fighting now.

Robot Carrey 6 (): You wanna here the most annoying sound in the world?

Silver: Is it this? *slams vehicle down on him*

Bopper: An armored truck? Cool choice Silver!

Silver: Thanks

Hip: Why didn't you say the line Silver?

Silver: What line?

Fury: *smirks* You know the one

Silver: No, I'm not going to say it!

Bopper: Come on!

Silver: NO!

Author: *Palpatine voice* Do it!

Silver: *sighs* .....It's no use!

Fury: There it is!

Sonic: Too easy!

Robot Carrey 7 (): Good afternoon, evening and goodnight!

Tails: *drops him*

Sonic: Too friendly!

Robot Carrey 8: I'm ready to go in coach! Just give me a chance!

Shadow: I'm gonna execute a butt kick pattern, super slow motion.

*Shadow punches the bot from different angles in epic slow motion*

Robot Carrey 8: Let's not see that...in an instant replay.

Shadow: Alrighty then!

Fury: Did you break the fourth wall?

Shadow: Yeah, you wanna know why?

Author: Save it for later!

Knuckles: Hey horse face! I've only got one question for you

Robot Carrey 9: What is it?

Knuckles: Do you know da wae...

Author: *TRIGGERED*

Class: Oh right...the author hates that meme.

Author: When I rule the world, Uganda Knuckles will be cast into hell to suffer with all of the cringe memes.

Knuckles: ....to mah fist! *uppercuts the bot*

*a montage of the heroes beating up the robots continues*

Robotnik: Hey, hey, HEY! That is enough! You all seem to be forgetting that I'm in charge here! Me! Dr Robotnik! That's Doctor R-O-B-

Cop: *shoots him in the head*

Sonic: Oh gosh!

Robotnik: *crashes and dies*

Cop: I got him! I'm sorry, he was just blowing up the town, so I thought, "I'm a cop and I have a gun so..."

Fury: I know, right? Why didn't they do that in the first place?

Cop: I'm sorry, we just don't need anymore chaos tonight.

Chaos: *sad sounds and leaves the place*

Aura: When this is over, I'll have to give Chaos some company.

But since that didn't happen, this is how it should have ended.

Tom: *busts open door* SFPD! Pending background check!

Sonic: Uh....meow?

Tom: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Sonic: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Tom: *shoots dart*

Sonic: *goes in slow motion* Poor guy! Trying to shoot me with a dart?

If I wasn't super fast and capable of dodging fast moving objects, I would think, "this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship!"

Hmm, that does sound pretty cool. Maybe I shoot let the dart hit me?

Nah! I should remember what that random owl lady taught me.

Longclaw: Always run from your problems.

Aura: What?! No! That's the worse lesson you can teach a kid!

Sonic: Yeah....my adopted mom is kinda like that sometimes.

Bopper: Worse role model ever!

Sonic: Goodbye Donut Lord, it was never meant to be.

*dart hits the ground*

Tom: What the?

Sonic: *goes through Warp Ring* Ok, here we go!

*Sonic arrives at Mushroom World*

Sonic:This place isn't so bad, it's kinda cool. I wonder what kind of people live he-*sees Mario* Oh it's you

Mario: It's a me, Mario!

Sonic: Get out of my movie Mario!

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I'm going to skip the reaction to the credit scene since we already joked about it before.

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Aura: That was interesting.

Fury: I'm surprised they knew everyone since they focused on movies more than games.

Examples: Mario, Skyrim, God of War and Assassin's Creed


Bopper: Everyone behaves like normal in this.

Hip: I'm disappointed they didn't do the Super Cafe! I wanted to meet Batman and Superman

Fury: And they could've done the Villain Pub for Robotnik.


Author: If this page gets 7 votes, I'll make a page to do that.

Class: You could also make a HISHE book about your roleplay and stories

Author: Class.......you're a genius.

Class: Thank you very much.


Author: Hope you enjoyed it! I'll either do the next Sonic Shorts or take a request from the viewers.

And if this gets enough votes, I'll consider a Super Cafe scene.

Have a great day everyone!

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