Hip: Where's the author?

Aura: He said he needed to take a vacation in heaven.

Bopper: He killed himself?!

Fury: No! He asked Aurora if he could stay up there for tonight.

Bopper: Oh...

Class: Today's reaction was requested by Tangerbree-sunrise

Fury: She originally requested to watch Eggman's Chaos Emerald by BoomBusterBB

Class: But that video is the third one in a trilogy of videos

Hip: So we're reacting to all three of them!

Fury: The only thing I hate more than Shadow....is the Exe characters

Bopper: If you're scared of them Fury, then I should be too.

Aura: What is Exe?

Hip: A creepypasta about a demonic version of Sonic

Bopper: Really? I thought Sonic.Exe was Sonic possessed by a demon?

Class: He's a paradox even I cannot solve.

Fury: Hip, do you still have any wooden crosses and holy water?

Hip: Yeah. Want some?

Fury: Definitely.

Class: First up is Tails' Halloween by BoomBusterBB

Bopper: If you're on YouTube, don't forget to like and subscribe to promote their videos

Hip: Here we go...

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The scene is a neighborhood where Tails is trick or treating dressed as Pikachu.

Hip: Tails looks so cute in that Pikachu costume!

Tails hears a sound behind him, only to see nothing.

But he looks behind him again and sees the streets filled with blood.

Bopper: Oh Chaos!

Fury: How do you turn the entire street bloody that fast?

Class: It's a demon, they had speed already.

Tails looks around in panic.

Sonic.Exe appears behind him.

Bopper: Oh goodness.... I think I'm gonna be sick. *gets bag out*

Fury: Why is there blood coming out of his eyes?

Aura: What kind of evil is this?

Tails straight up punches Exe, Dragon Ball style, and runs away.

Fury: Tails, I did not see that one coming.

Tails runs as the drowning theme plays and Exe catches up.

Aura: Tails! Fly away now!

Tails stops and pulls out a small cross.

Hip: *pulls out his cross* The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

Exe laughs at this before getting stabbed in the eyes by it.

Tails drops the cross on Exe before walking away.

Fury: Tails......you're awesome.

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Class: Next we have Knuckles' Night

Bopper: Exe is attacking Knuckles now?

Fury: This should be child's play for Knuckles, he punches at Sonic like it's just a warm up.

Aura: Never assume how a battle will go, Fury.

Hip: Let's hope Knuckles remembered Holy Weapons for this fight.

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The scene is on Angel Island with Knuckles guarding the Master Emerald.

Fury: Why the heck are you not doing this anymore?

Class: What bothers me is that Rouge and Eggman haven't tried taking it either. If Knuckles was gone from it for so long, one of them should have taken it.

Knuckles then sees dead animals everywhere.

Bopper: *throws up in bag*

Hip: NO!!!!!! NOT THE FLICKIES!!!!!!

Aura: You monster! You take lives like a coward!

Knuckles spots Exe and gets surprised at first, but then laughs it off.

Knuckles: Ok Sonic, you got me! I suppose those dead flickies are stuffed animals.

Class: Knuckles...those are real.

Exe says nothing, staying completely still.

Knuckles gets a little impatient.

Knuckles: Alright Sonic, you can get that makeup off now.

Exe still says and does nothing.

Knuckles: What? Are you deaf or stupid? I told you to get it off!

Exe still doesn't respond to him.

Knuckles: SONIC, EITHER GET THAT OFF OR I'LL KICK THE SPINNING BALLS OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!

Bopper: Whoa!

Exe still doesn't do anything.

Knuckles: Alright! That's it!

Knuckles tries to punch him, but Exe disappears before it hits him.

Knuckles: What the-?

Exe appears behind him and kicks him.

Knuckles catches himself and sees Exe taunting him.

He runs at him to punch him again, but it misses.

Exe appears behind him and laughs at him.

Knuckles punches in all angles and misses him every time.

Knuckles punches fast, with Exe dodging every hit with unbelievable speed.

Hip: It's Sonic X all over again!

Knuckles gets tired out and Exe appears behind him.

Knuckles just punches behind him, knocking him down.

Exe looks up.

Knuckles: What the heck happened to your eye?

Exe looks annoyed at this.

Exe knocks Knuckles back near an Invincibility Monitor.

Fury: It was at this moment Knuckles knew...Exe screwed up.

Knuckles reached for it and activated invincibility.

He runs at Exe as Exe screams in terror.

Knuckles then punches Exe super fast like in anime.

Aura: That is how to fight honorably.

Fury: But he's using a power up.

Aura: At least Knuckles didn't kill a bunch of innocent lives with his powers.

Exe is knocker towards a ledge and gets up.

Unfortunately, Exe slips and falls down the ledge.

Hip: Well that was anticlimactic.

Bopper: He won though.

Aura: Never count your opponent dead until you know it.

Fury: Really? You dropped a lot of enemies off ledges, but you never bothered to check if they were alive or not.

Aura: I didn't bother because I was having an emotional time in those battles.

The screen pans down to show Exe hanging on the cliff side.

Fury: Oh you have got to be ******** kidding me!!!

The next scene shows the real Sonic with makeup on.

Sonic: This is gonna be the best scare prank ever! Knuckles will scream off his spines going "Ahhhh!!".

Bopper: Oh real mature Sonic!

Sonic sneaks up behind Knuckles to scare him.

Knuckles straight up punches Sonic extremely hard.

Fury: I give that a 10!

Aura: Note to self.......never ambush Knuckles.

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Class: The last video is the one Tangerbree-sunrise requested.

Hip: It's called Eggman's Chaos Emerald.

Fury: This Exe is more of a joke than a threat now.

Bopper: Well he did survive both Tails and Knuckles.

Fury: But if he was really scary, then he would have kept chasing them like a demon out of hell.

Class: Fury, most of these videos are parodies off of the creepypasta game.

Fury: Still, all this proves is that Exe is a fool around Looney Tunes logic.

Hip: All we got to do is just drop him in with Woody Woodpecker and we'll be fine.

Bopper: Add Droopy while you're at it.

Class: On with the video!

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The scene starts in the Death Egg.

Bopper: How many Death Eggs has he built?

Class: As many as Disney will make in the future.

Eggman: Grrr! No, no, no! Curse that hedgehog! He's always around to foil my plans to take over the world!

Aura: And he will continue to be around until you stop trying to take away everyone's freedom.

Hip: Yeah! Why don't you just retire now while you have a chance, Scramble Brains!

Eggman: At least I still have this Chaos Emerald. All I need is 6 more, and my Eclipse Cannon will be unstoppable.

Class: Correction! You mean "Gerald's" Eclipse Cannon.

Bopper: Well it is technically his too since he is his grandfather.

Fury: Still smells like plagiarism to me.

Decoe: Doctor! We have company!

Eggman: What is it now?!

Exe is in space, right outside the window.

Eggman: It's Sonic! And he's come to take this Chaos Emerald from me! *cries*

Fury: At least Eggman is smart enough to know when he's in danger......that's the only nice thing I can say to him.

Bucoe: How can he breathe in space?

Decoe: And what happened to his eye?

Exe is annoyed by that question.

Class: No one is bothering to ask how he got into space without a Chaos Emerald?

Eggman: Who cares?! He's obviously alive, otherwise he-

Exe isn't there anymore.

Eggman: Hey! Where did he go?!

Exe is right behind them

Eggman: Sonic never appeared like that before!

Fury: This Eggman is no dummy. He definitely knows what he's up against after fighting Sonic for years......so anything different frightens him.

Exe: Doctor Ivo Robotnik....

Eggman: That's strange. He usually calls me an Egghead.

Bucoe: Uh...something tells me that's not Sonic, Doctor.

Fury: See what I mean?

Hip: *hiding behind Aura from Exe's voice*

Aura: So....the monster finally talks after all this time?

Exe: You'll hand over that Chaos Emerald if you know what's good for you.

Eggman: Who do you think you are giving commands to me?

Exe: Do you even know who I am?

Eggman: Some kind of dumb rip off?

Exe: *triggered face*

Fury, Boppper and Hip: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Hip: Epic burn!

Exe: No! I am Sonic.Exe! Demon of Sonic....and a GOD!

Hip: *pulls out cross again* The power Christ and the Father compels you!

Aura: This "GOD" better keep their hands off my friends....or else....

Eggman: You? A god? *laughs with his robots*

Exe: What's so funny?

Eggman: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard! So why don't you fly back home and-

Exe: If that's how you want it....so be it. *disappears*

Hip: *hides behind Aura again*

Eggman: Huh?

Decoe: Doctor! Behind you!

Eggman: Not now D-

Exe: *kicks from behind*

The Chaos Emerald flies into the air until Exe catches it, but it's shot out of his hand.

Bucoe grabs it and runs away as fast as he can.

Bopper: Run Bucoe! The fate of the world is in your metal hands!

A Buzz Bomber attacks Exe, only for him to destroy it and hold a dead Flicke in his hand.

Hip: You heartless *******, you killed that bird!

Everyone else: 0_0

Exe teleports away, leaving a shocked Eggman behind.

Meanwhile, Bucoe hides in a hallway as Exe arrives, but then disappears minutes later.

Bucoe comes out, only to be face to face with Exe and screams.

Exe: Now hand over that Chaos Emerald!

Eggman (in Egg Mobile): If it's the Chaos Emerald you want......come and get it!

Fury: Did Eggman just gain some guts to fight a demon version of Sonic? .......Hate to say this, but go Eggman!

Eggman: ATTACK!!!

An army of robots attack Exe with a full charge.

Exe destroys each of them brutally.

Bucoe meets up with Decoe.

Bucoe: Look! I got the Emerald!

Decoe: Great! Now's all we got to do is bring it to Dr Eggman!

A robot head slides by them.

Bucoe: But that creepo is going to humiliate us!

Decoe: *slaps him* Don't be such a coward! Let's go!

They both run until Exe appears in front of them

Decoe: Bucoe! Run!

Bucoe: No! I'm getting sick of cowering all the time!

Aura: Would you make up your mind on who is the coward and who is the brave one? You both shifted completely in a few seconds.

Bucoe: If we don't destroy him now, we'll never-

Exe punches his head, causing oil to gush out of him.

Decoe catches the Chaos Emerald and runs towards Eggman.

Eggman: Decoe! I'm open!

Decoe throws it at Eggman, but Exe appears and catches it.

Eggman: Laugh at this, you faker! *hits him with both fists and catches the Emerald*

Shadow: I approve this action.

Eggman: At last! The Chaos Emerald is mine!

Exe tears out an important part of the Egg Mobile, forcing Eggman to crash down.

Eggman runs out the door and into a space bridge looking at the planet below.

Bopper: This place feels familiar...

Exe chases after Eggman as the drown theme plays again.

Hip: Not again! Eggman! Get to the chopper!

Eggman runs faster, surprising Exe and forcing him to speed up too.

Exe keeps trying to reach him, but he can't get close enough to reach.

Fury: Ok! Who turned on the Looney Tunes cheat codes?

Eggman reaches his destination as Exe is worn out from chasing him.

Bopper: Now you know how your real self feels, Exe.

Eggman gets into a giant Death Egg Bot as Exe tries to catch his breath.

Exe: How....can a fat guy....run that fast?

Aura: You underestimated him, that's how.

Eggman: Hey bleeding eyes!

The Death Egg Bot comes down from above towards Exe.

Eggman: GAME OVER!!!

Exe screams in panic as it comes down on him, creating a massive impact and a huge crater.

Fury: Dang! Eggman is hardcore today.

Hip: Would've been funnier if he said "GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!".

Eggman: Who's a god now?

Exe: Fool!

Eggman: Huh?

He gets off him to see Exe is still alive, though badly injured.

Aura: Of course he survived after, he took a beating from an invincible Knuckles and still lived.

Exe: You really think you can take me down? I'm still a GOD, and I will collect all the Chaos Emeralds before you do! The world will be mine! And all those pesky friends of Sonic will be-

The Death Egg Bot crushes Exe again, sending him through the floor and into space.

Aura: Thank you, Doctor.

Eggman: Well, that takes care of him.

Aura: For now that is...

Decoe: Doctor! Are you okay?

Bucoe: Did you get him, Doctor?

Eggman: He's gone for now.

Aura: Years of fighting Sonic must have taught you that your enemies will never leave for good.

Eggman: Head back to headquarters! Once we collect all the Chaos Emeralds, we'll have a bit of fun. If I can defeat this creature with my robot, I will have no problem defeating Sonic myself.

Decoe and Bucoe: Yes sir! *run off*

Aura: Or you could team up with Sonic to destroy Exe for good. The enemy of my enemy is an ally.

Eggman looks out into space where Exe was sent, assuming he stopped him for now.

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Exe opens his eyes while out in space.

Fury: You have got to be ****ing kidding me!

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Author: I have a bonus gift for all SEGA fans.

Class: What could that possibly be?

Author: SEGA of Japan's newest spokesperson for their marketing.....Sega Shiro.

Fury: They replaced Segata Sanshiro with someone else?

Aura: Who's Segata Sanshiro?

Author: SEGA's spokesman in the 90's for their console called the Saturn.

Fury: His mission....travel Japan and beat the crap out of anyone not playing a Saturn!

Class: I have no idea how that works in advertising.

Author: I'll leave a music video for Aura and anyone else new to watch.

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(After the video)

Aura: *thoughts* Would Ki even survive him?

Author: Shiro, the new guy, appeared as part of SEGA's 60th anniversary in June of 2020.

Bopper: So we're about to meet him? Can't wait to fight him.

Class: I would not recommend that.

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(This video will be translated into English for everyone.)

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Shiro is fighting a masked villain in an arena around several people.

Fury: That's the new hero? He looks like your average anime teen protagonist. A simp at best.

Villain: Destroy Sega!

Shiro: I will protect Sega!

Shiro attacks him, but the villain keeps tossing him to the ground.

Girls: Sega Shiro!

Shiro: Father....Father.....Father!

Both charge at each other and grapple each other.

Shiro: I will......protect Sega!

He throws the villain to the ground with huge force.

Fury: Never mind...

The villain loses the mask, allowing the person to be revealed.

???: You've grown...

It's revealed to be Segata!

Shiro: Father!

Everyone: What the-?!

Hip: Segata...is your father?!

Author: Actually.....in real life....he is his father.

Fury: That explains the fight a few seconds ago.

Segata: I needed to be sure that you'd gotten strong. Because from this day forward, you will be SEGA's defender.

Shiro: Father...

Segata: Now....forget me!

Shiro: Father?

Segata: I'm just a relic of the old Sega now.

Shiro: Father...

Segata: Nowadays, Sega is not just about games anymore. It's become a juggernaut in the world of entertainment.

Shiro: Father...

Segata: And from now on, you will protect the new Sega.

Shiro: Father...

Segata: Sega Shiro. Surpass me!

Shiro: Father...

Segata: Now throw me!

Shiro: Father...

Segata: Come on, do it!

Shiro: Father!

Shiro throws him so hard, Segata crashes into the planet Saturn.

Author: Ironic....he crashes into the place the console was named after.

Shiro: FATHER!

All OCs: T_T (just imagine them with tears)

Shiro wakes up in the middle of school to find everyone laughing at him.

He finds a black belt in his hands.

Segata's Echo: I leave Sega in your hands.

Shiro: Father!

He appears on the roof of SEGA's headquarters with the belt on.

Hip: I'm putting this on my top 5 emotional next generation moments.

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Aura: That was nice to see. I believe I need to go check on Cream. See you guys later.

Fury: Have fun

Bopper: See ya later

Hip: Next time bro

*later at Green Hill*

Aura: *finds a bunch of dead animals* No....it can't be...

Exe: *behind him* Oh...but it is....

Aura: Exe! You're not real! You are trapped in that fake reality....never to see the light of day!

Exe: Don't be so sure. I have millions of fans who are willing to side with me and even be my stunt doubles. No matter how many times you think I'm gone....I'LL ALWAYS BE BACK...

Aura: What do you want with me?

Exe: *grabs Aura with tentacles* To teach all humans in the real world a lesson they'll never forget...*throws Aura into a loop*

Aura: *weakly gets up*

Exe: No matter how OP you make your OCs.......I AM GOD!!!

???: Then how about a real character?

They both look to see Segata standing there.

Aura: Segata Sanshiro....

Segata: You are not Sega! *punches and kicks at Exe rapidly*

Exe: *dodging at blinding speeds*

Aura: *watches the fight*

Segata: *multiplied into clones and a giant one that all charge at Exe*

Exe: *takes them all out at lightning speeds*

Segata: *uses the distraction to throw Exe into the ground*

Exe: *blows up twice*

Aura: Thank you Segata.

Segata: Aura....keep an eye on Sonic's world and my son for me.

Aura: *nods* You have my word.

Segata: *disappears*

Aura: .........So that's why you had us react to the Sega Shiro video.

Author: Had to get someone to keep Sonic.Exe away from here.

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Hope you guys had more fun than me.

Next time, we react...

Vector's Knickers

Followed by...

Mario vs Sonic (Video Game Rap Battles)

See ya next time!