Author: It's.....been a while since I did this.

Fury: Oh you think?!

Author: Hey! I went through a few ideas and forgot, ok? Does everyone really miss this that much?

Hip: We're reacting to Sonic Shorts 5 from Sonic Paradox. Be sure to follow them if you are on YouTube!

Author: Happy now?

Sonic: Just get on with it.

Knuckles: Yeah! Get on with it!

Everyone in the Universe: YEAH!!! GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!

Author: But I'm still trying to enjoy my 300 followers...

God: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!

Author: Ok.....0_0

Watch before seeing our reactions.

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Olympic Annoucer: Ladies and Gentlemen! The Beijing Olympics are well under way!

Aura: I actually wish I could go see the Olympics.

Fury: With your skills, you could've been an athlete in karate for us.

Bopper: Why don't we get invited?

Hip: Because we're not canon.

Class: I would have went to see them in London in 2012.

Announcer: Now competing...Sonic!

Class: He's about to do the Diving Event.

Hip: Wait! Sonic can't swim!

Sonic: *backflips off the diving board and lands perfectly*

Announcer: What a spectacular dive! And now we go to our judges.

Most of the judges: *give Sonic a 10*

Princess Elise: *a sign that says "Call Me"*

Amy: *holds a sign that says "Have my Babies!"*

Fury: What the **** Amy?!

Class: So uncivilized.

Aura: There is a time and a place to put that sign.....but not in front of the whole world.

Bopper: At least he got a perfect score.

Announcer: A perfect score! Let's go to Sonic to see his reaction to his score.

*Drowning theme plays*

Sonic: *surfaces and splashes around in a panic*

Aura: Someone help him!

Mario: *throws lifesaver to Sonic*

Bopper: Thanks for the save, Mario! What a nice guy!

Hip: Wait....isn't that a-

Sonic: *lifesaver disappears inside him*

Hip: .......ring?

Sonic: *splashes around in panic again*

Aura: I'll go get him out.

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A Moto Bug is with a younger Moto Bug

Moto Bug: Well son, I think you're ready to ride around on your own...without your training wheels.

Bopper: Wait....they use training wheels?

Class: That's what bothers you? Not the fact that the animal inside a Moto Bug somehow is ok having their son inside a smaller one?

Young Moto Bug: But daddy, I don't think I'm ready.

Moto Bug: Nonsense! Just give it a shot! *takes the wheels off*

Young Moto: *rides off* I'm doing it! I'm doing it, daddy!

Moto Bug: That's it, son! Ride like the wind!

Hip: Reminds me about the times I have with my dad.

Armadillo Bot (I think?): Hey! What's all the ruckus?

Moto Bug: My son is riding without us training wheels for the very first time.

Armadillo Bot: I see, but should he be riding near those spikes?

Young Moto Bug: *crashes and impales on spikes*

Moto Bug: 0_0

Everyone: 0_0

Armadillo Bot: I totally called it.

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Random Guy 1: Sonic is destroying the city!

Sonic: That's not me.

Hip: It's Metal Sonic!

Random Guy 2: Sonic has stolen a Chaos Emerald!

Sonic: That's not me!

Fury: It's that mother******* Shadow!

Knuckles: Whoa! Sonic is flying!

Sonic: *screams and rips ears off while foaming at the mouth*

Bopper: Did everyone take their dum dum pills today? That's clearly Silver!

Amy: *tackles Silver* Sonic!

Class: .........I give up. *walks out*

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Sonic: *attacks Metal from all directions*

Metal: It's no use. My design is flawless.

Silver: *triggered and crushes an Egg Pawn*

Fury, Bopper and Hip: 0_0

Sonic: There's only one thing I haven't tried yet.

Class: What is your grand plan?

Sonic: *runs at Metal and kicks him between the legs*

Metal: Ow! Son of a-*parts fall off*

Aura: You took lessons from Ki, didn't you?

Sonic: Maybe....

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Sonic: Say something, you fake hedgehog! *runs at him*

Shadow: Chaos.....Control!

*It doesn't work*

Shadow: Chaos Control!

Bopper: What's going on?

Shadow: *sees there's no batteries in it*

Fury: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Best! Joke! Ever! XD

Shadow: What the-

Sonic: *knocks him out*

Fury: *rolling on the floor while laughing*

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(Sequel to the Olympic short)

Eggman: *laughing at Sonic*

Sonic: *punches him into pool*

*Drown theme plays again*

Eggman: *splashes around in panic*

Fury: *dying of laughter* XD

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Sonic: *about to eat chili dog*

Knuckles: *knocks him out*

*Sonic has been knocked out! Ownage 1*

Sonic: *turns Super*

Bopper: You pushed his chili dog button!

Fury: You're screwed!

Super Sonic: *beats up Knuckles and launches him*

*Don't mess with chili dogs*

Hip: Now I know.

Class: And knowing is half the battle.

Fury: We're not doing that G.I Joe thing again!

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Omochao: You got Light Speed Shoes! They help you run along a trail of rings at super speed.

Omochao: You got Magic Hand! They're useless, so ignore them.

Omochao: You got a Ring!

Omochao: You got another Ring!

Aura: Not this again.

Omochao: You got the Power Gloves! They're Yellow!

Knuckles: What the h***! Why don't you give me some gloves with "I am Gay" written on them?

Omochao: You got the "I am Gay" Gloves!

Hip: Sorry ladies, but he's no longer straight.....thanks to Omochao.

Omochao: You got Mail!

Hip: *sings* Robotnik just got a letter! Robotnik just got a letter! Robotnik just got a letter! I wonder who it's from?

Omochao: You got Herpes!

Omochao: You got Serious Issues!

Fury: Sonic 06 again?!

Omochao: You got the Iron Boots!

Bopper: Did you enjoy his cameo in Wind Waker?

Toon Link: *hyahs in annoyance*

Bopper: Thought so.

Omochao: You got a Life Belt! It will stop you from drowning!

Froggy: *pops it*

Omochao: You got a serious spine condition from carrying so much junk!

Omochao: You got a Tombstone!

Bopper: Ouch....

Omochao: You got the "Omochao Gun"!

Shadow: >:)

Shadow: *fires Omochao into an orca*

Fury: Hallelujah for the Omochao Gun!

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Vector: Aha! A key! I bet that means there's treasure around in here!

*something attacks Vector*

Fury: What the heck!

*Inside Amy's House*

Sonic: Amy, the reason I run away from you is....well...

Amy: Yes?

Sonic: I don't "go that way"

Amy: What....what do you mean?

Tails: Heya!

Amy: You gotta be ****ing KIDDING ME!!!!

EVERYONE: 0_0

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Vector: Come on!

Rouge: For the last time! I! Am not! A hooker!

*ring appears in Rouge's chest plate*

Class: You were saying?

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Bunnie: Sally girl, you sure sugarhog will recognize us with these disguises on?

Sally: Sonic's a smart guy. He should have no problem. Quick! Someone's coming!

Sonic: Huh? SWAT Bots here? Oh well! More for me!

Aura: No! Sonic! Wait!

Sonic: *spin dashes them* Oh yeah! Two for one! *laughs but stops to see who's inside* Oh.....*runs off*

Hip: I'll get a funeral ready.

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Sonic: *competes against Knuckles in Smash Bros*

Hip: Cool! I always wanted to meet everyone in Smash Bros!

Knuckles: *beats him*

Sonic: You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! Strange, isn't it?!

Knuckles: *knocks him out*

*Sonic is has been knocked out! Ownage 2*

Fury: This one counts.

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Sonic: *runs to ledge and loses the black tape between his legs* I'm free!

Bopper: Free from what?

Class: Censorship of his legs.

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Tails: Sonic! Look out!

Knuckles: *giggles and activates trap*

Sonic: *falls and yells* I can't swim! Do something Tails!

Tails: Oh for crying out-*pulled down by Sonic* Sonic...don't you think you could stand to.....lose a little weight?

Sonic: What? And look like the "New Generation" me? Are you out of your mind?

*they all land safely*

Sonic: Ok Tails! Let's dive! *jumps into water*

Tails: *groans* -_-

Everyone: -_-

Aura: Can I adopt Tails to save him from Sonic's stupidity?

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Sonic: Hello? Eggman?

Eggman: Good to see you, Sonic! Now you can bear witness to my newest, ultimate weapon! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

*lights turn on*

Eggman: *wearing only.....underwear?*

Fury: My eyes!

Bopper: Sweet mother of Jesus!

Class: *bangs head against table*

Hip: *throws up in bag*

Aura: *speaks in Japanese* Unbelievable...how low can you get?

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*Sonic collected all 7 Chaos Emeralds*

*Now Sonic can turn Super*

*But only on the final level...*

*....in space*

Sonic: What?!

*And don't expect any Super Emeralds anytime soon*

Sonic: *jaw drops*

*But hey, at least you get a continue...*

*...though they're worth crap nowadays*

Sonic: *throws it at subtitles*

*Oh a tough guy now, are we?*

*Sonic got an erectile disfunction*

Aura: What's that supposed to be?

Class: Nobody tell him that!

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Coconuts: Sonic! Prepare to meet your doom!

Sonic: *chuckles* Coconuts. Hey Tails......nuts!

Coconuts: Attack my Crabmeat!

Tails: Crabmeat? Is that really your name?

Crabmeat: That's right! I'm a crab! What did you expect?!

Penguin: Enough of this banter! We will destroy you until you are nothing but dust! I, the Peguininator, will personally send you to hell!

Sonic and Tails: *laugh*

Penguin: What?! How dare you laugh at my powers! I will make mince meat out of you!

Sonic and Tails: *continue laughing*

Coconuts: *throws a literal coconut at Sonic*

Sonic: *gets knocked out*

Aura: How many times do I have to remind you not to underestimate your opponent?

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*Satam Robotnik watching Sonic X and hating Eggman's lines*

Robotnik: Snively!

Snively: Oh no! *mentally screams* Yes sir?

Robotnik: I hate him! I hate him! HATE HIM!!! HATE!!! HATE!!! HATE!!! HAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!

*Robotnik activates missiles and sends them at 4Kids HQ*

CEO: Work executives, once again we've done it! Sonic X is the most popular show in the whole lineup! What with our editing skills and those awful voice actors from the video games. There's only one way we can make this better. We need a spinoff!

Rich Guy: Oh wonderful! And what character should we use? Tails? Knuckles? Shadow?

CEO: No. None of those boring characters. What we need is a spin off of the most popular character of all: Chris Thorndyke!

Random Executive: Ok, that as about as far as I can take it. That is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard! Nobody likes Sonic X! Nobody! Are you purposefully trying to tick people off even more?!

CEO: *makes mocking sounds* And what are these so called people going to do about it?

*missiles arrive at HQ*

CEO: Oh crud!

*it blows up*

Snively: Target has been destroyed sir.

Robotnik: Yes!

Snively: Very good sir. I'll see if anything else is on.

*they turn on Sonic Underground*

Robotnik: *growls* Snively!

Snively: I'm working on it sir!

Fury: While you're at it, blow up Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog too!

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(Credits scene)

*Knuckles comes into the bar*

Knuckles: Give me...*sighs* I don't know...lots to drink.

Mighty: Whoa! Knuckles, what's the problem?

Knuckles: I can't believe it! She left me! My life is over!

Mighty: Hey, hey! Slow down. Tell me what happened.

Knuckles: It was supposed to be a romantic diner...

*brief flashback*

Knuckles: Hey sweet thing. Hope I didn't keep you waiting too long.

*Master Emerald is gone and with a rejection note*

Everyone: *face palm*

*flashback end*

Knuckles: I can't believe it! After all this time! She's gone forever! *cries*

Mighty: Uh Knux, the Master Emerald didn't leave you.

Knuckles: What?

Mighty: IT'S AN EMERALD YOU MORON!!! IT CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY ON IT'S OWN!!!!

Knuckles: Well I guess you....I....Huh? Eggman! This is the last time!

*At Eggman's base*

Knuckles: HEY EGGMAN!!! DID YOU STEAL THE MASTER EMERALD?!?!

Eggman: No...

Knuckles: Oh, fair enough-Wait a minute!

Hip: *throws up again from seeing Eggman with no clothes on*

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Author: Any final thoughts?

Aura: Can I live back in my previous life again?

Fury: The jokes are hilarious for this!

Bopper: I agree with Fury on this.

Hip: Please stop showing naked Eggman!!!!!

Class: I'm worried I may have lost brain cells watching this.

Author: Sorry that it took months for me to return.

Sonic Shorts reactions take a lot of work since they can last more than 10 minutes.

Also some videos didn't have good audio recording back then, so I sometimes miss a few words.

I'm surprised people love this book since it was originally some side thing I did because I was bored.

Thanks again for helping reach the 300 mark!

I'll see you again for a surprise reaction next time!