Hey guys! We're back with another reaction.

Today we're doing Sonic Shorts 4.

Aura: This was the first Sonic Shorts the author encountered before seeing the rest of them.

Fury: Maybe they can top the jokes from last time.

Bopper: Only one way to know

Hip: Lets do this!

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Fury: Get on with it!

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Tails: Look out Sonic! That fish has a gun!

Class: *TF2 spy voice* What?

Sonic: Wow! Cool! I didn't know fish could hold guns!

Fury: If they could, I'd eat the ones robbing people.

Fish: Freeze suckers! Hands in the air! Nice and slow! Aw yeah!

Hip: Really? Robotnik gave him a GTA mode?

Fury: Now I can eat him!

Tails: What are we going to do Sonic?!

Sonic: Don't worry, I have a plan! *grabs Tails*

Tails: Sonic! What are you doing?!

Sonic: Come on man, you're invincible! I'd do it for you!

Aura: No, you wouldn't.

Tails: But it'll still hurt me!

Sonic: Thanks for understanding buddy

Tails: Wait, what?! I d-*gets shot*

Bopper: I feel bad for Tails

Aura: If Tails didn't already grow up, I would've adopted him just to make sure this didn't happen.

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Amy: Hey Sonic! Guess who lost their virginity?

Sonic: Uh yo-

Amy: You did! *holds gallon of ??? up*

Fury: I think I'm gonna be sick! *pukes out window*

Hip: This is something only Amy does to Sonic, right?

Class: Unless you're in a universe where she's with someone else.

Bopper: Really? You're joking

Class: There's even one where Amy is married to Aura

Aura: .............I'm doomed.

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Knuckles is playing cards with the Master Emerald, only to lose and break it in frustration.

Fury: Really?! You broke it because you lost a game?!

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Shadow sees the eggs are missing from the fridge and closes the door in frustration

Shadow: *points at Sonic* You blue idiot! You ate all the eggs!

Sonic: Oh yeah?! So what if I did?! What are you going to do?! Break my arms?!

Later in the hospital, Sonic is in bed with two casts

Bopper: Don't be descriptive around Shadow, Sonic

Knuckles: You really shouldn't give him ideas

Bopper: Exactly!

Sonic: *sarcastically mimics what Knuckles said*

Knuckles: *hits Sonic's cast*

Sonic: *yells in pain*

Fury: You deserved that

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Sonic runs into goal ring and gets knocked out

Hip: Oh! So that's why we're using signs and weird holograms as finish lines!

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Sonic falls off of his board

Jet: So you're supposed to be the fastest thing alive? What a joke! *laughs*

Sonic: *runs backwards past him*

Jet: *sweat drops*

Sonic: *gives middle finger*

Hip: *sighs* Jet, we may be cousins, but you deserved that.

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Knuckles is listening to rap theme song

Bopper: Nice theme you got there Knuckles!

Knuckles stops the radio when he hears the line "unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle"

Knuckles: Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle? What the (beep)?

Aura: And that's why the author avoids trying to make Knuckles laugh

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Hyper Sonic appears in front of Knuckles

Bopper: Watch out Knuckles!

Knuckles foams at the mouth and passes out

Rouge flies down and hugs the Master Emerald

Fury: Don't look Rouge!

Rouge looks and foams at the mouth before passing out

Class: It's claiming everyone!

Shadow appears and looks at Sonic for a while

After a few seconds, Shadow foams at the mouth and passes out

Aura: Hip! Don't look at Sonic!

Hip: *foaming at the mouth while staring at Hyper Sonic*

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Sonic and a Sunny D bottle are running at each other and both turn Super before the Sunny D explodes.

Announcer: You just can't match the power packed punch of Sunny D

Bopper: Is a commercial legal here?

Hip: What next?

Smash Announcer: Sunny D joins Smash Bros!

Fury: You just had to ask

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Sally is enjoying yogurt in the woods

Aura: Hello Sally. I see you are doing well

Sonic speeds by in the background

Hip: Oh, it's just Sonic

Sonic speeds by again and knocks Sally's yogurt into her face.

Class: That's so annoying whenever I try to have tea

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Sonic destroys a robot, revealing a bird

The bird screams and throws up

Sonic: Uh, are you o-?

Bird: No you idiot! That was my life support machine! *pukes on Sonic's face*

Aura: So Sonic accidentally killed someone?

Bopper: Or is Robotnik really the good guy?

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Tails: Hey Sonic!

Sonic: *farts*

Tails: *falls down*

Sonic: What?

Tails: *coughs and wheezes* I'm ok

Fury: Really? A fart joke?

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Sonic is relaxing while Knuckles is smoking

Aura: Knuckles! You're setting a horrible example for the kids!

Knuckles spots a Chaos Emerald and yells at Sonic to run

Hip: Wow! Great job with the way Sonic travels through the scene!

Some kind of creature steals the Chaos Emerald and runs away.

Knuckles slaps Sonic

Fury: Oh really Knuckles? Like you could've done better?

They see the field is on fire from the cigarette Knuckles dropped

Knuckles blushed in shame

Bopper: Shame on you Knuckles. I'm gonna spank your butt for being a terrible role model!

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Sonic is bouncing back and forth between two springs

Sonic: Ok! Who put springs in the middle of a (beep) fall?!

Class: Who else? SEGA

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Vector and Espio are walking through a haunted house and reach a door

Bopper: Oh hey guys! What's up?

They open the door and see Tails Doll

Espio screams and faints, his ghost appearing out of him

Fury: Good Chaos! Tails Doll killed him with just his presence!

Tails Doll unmasks to reveal Charmy

Aura: That wasn't funny Charmy. Apologize now.

Hip: Well at least it wasn't the real Tails Doll

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Snively: There they are! Fire!

The SWAT bots aim horribly and shoot a few ducks

Duck Hunt Dog appears with them

Aura: Duck Hunt, shouldn't you be in Smash Bros right now?

Fury: Shouldn't your Lucario form be in Smash Bros right now?

Aura: ........Good point.

The SWAT bots mostly do everything EXCEPT get Sonic, Sally and Tails

Sonic: I think we need to get out of here

Fury: No crap Sonic!

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Sonic: I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs, so when you feel sad, you can feel bet-

Erasor Djinn: Come on, are you serious?! I lost to this idiot?!

Sonic faints

Class: Sadly yes, Erasor.

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Tails and Silver close their eyes

Elise kisses Sonic

Everyone: *get out bags and puke in them*

Tails looks at Silver, who shrugs

Elise: I've got rabies!

Class: What did you think would happen?!

Amy: Get off our man, (beep)!

Aura: I understand Blaze and Amy wanting Elise away from Sonic, but why Shadow?

Hip: Uh.....Sonadow?

The girls fight Elise

Sonic: I don't know what's creepier. The fact that she made out with an animal or a corpse?

Everyone: BOTH!!!!!!

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Chao talks random cute gibberish for a few seconds

Knuckles: WHAT THE (BEEP) ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!

Aura: Ask Cream to translate for you!

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Sonic: *knocks* Would you guys keep that down?! I'm trying to sleep!

Door opens to reveal a Moto Bug and a Buzz Bomber

Sonic: Whoa! Badniks!

Moto: Hey settle down man!

Buzz: Yeah man, be cool!

Sonic: No way! You guys were built to kill me! Not to mention you got my animal friends inside you!

Moto: No no, that's not our thing man!

Buzz: Totally not our thing man!

Fury: I got my sights on them just in case.

Moto: We've changed from Green Hill Zone. We're like Modern Badniks.

Buzz: Yeah man, we're not even bad now

Moto: No we totally are not

Sonic: Uh huh? What's that noise anyways? I can hear it from my room.

Moto: Oh it's nothing you-

Sonic: What the-? What the heck is this?!

It shows a simulation of Sonic running into spikes.

Fury: *whispers* Do you guys have one with Shadow?

Moto: You really shouldn't look at that man. Uh, looks can be deceiving.

Sonic: You've got to be k- Hey!

Buzz: What? What is it?

Sonic: You were going to zap me with that laser thing!

Buzz: No no, you've got it all wrong!

Sonic: Like heck I have?! I know a Laser Sting when I see one!

Moto: No that was his flashlight! He was just shining it on you!

Buzz: Uh yeah, my flashlight!

Sonic: Alright, that's it! *breaks them*

Dog: What you do that for man?!

Rabbit: Not cool man! Not cool!

Bopper: Remember kids, just because something looks cool, it doesn't mean you should do it.

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Credits scene

Class: Looks like it's a dance off!

Bopper: *does default dance from Fortnite*

Fury: *spins one leg and does a backflip*

Hip: *break dances*

Aura: *just watching from his seat*

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Hip: *clicks on Knuckles*

Knuckles: What?

Bopper: *clicks on Knuckles*

Knuckles: Is there something on my face?

Fury: *clicks on Knuckles*

Knuckles: Stop clicking on me!

Class: *clicks on Knuckles*

Knuckles: What?! Just because I'm next to the recommended videos, you expect me to do something?!

Aura: *clicks on Knuckles*

Knuckles: *tries to ignore them*

Bopper: *clicks on Knuckles*

Knuckles: Stop clicking on me!

Hip: *clicks on Knuckles*

Knuckles: Alright! That's it! *punches screen*

Hip: *is sent flying out of the place* Totally worth it!

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Aura: That was...different

Fury: My humor was kind of satisfied

Bopper: I cracked up some

Hip: Everything was good

Class: I give them 4 and a half stars

Author: I hoped you guys enjoyed the reaction

What's next?

Should we react to...

Sonic Shorts 5

Or

The new Sonic Movie trailer

You decide

See you later