Jedi: We're back! Now we're here to react to the next video.

Class: Which is Sonic Shorts 2

Bopper: How many are there?

Class: 8

Hip: Wouldn't it make more sense to end at 7? You know, 7 Chaos Emeralds?

Fury: Because they're apparently making more in far, far future.

Class: Actually, all they've been doing so far is a Sega Shorts and a series of shorter animations call Sonic Seconds.

Hip: What?!

Bopper: So they gave up or are they occupied?

Class: Probably the latter.

Aura: Just a reminder for any again on YouTube who read this. Be sure to like and subscribe to the Sonic Paradox channel. The spent countless months putting these videos together and deserve credit for this.

Class: Onto the video!

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(Scene is inside Amy's house with Amy and Sonic)

Hip: Are we in another universe where Sonic and Amy are together again?

Fury: How many Sonamy universes are there?!

Class: Not enough in their eyes

*Sonic and Amy get in bed*

Hip:Uh...they're not actually going to "do it", are they?

Aura: They wouldn't, or else this would get an R rating at least.

*Sonic and Amy lean towards each other*

Hip: Oh Chaos! They're actually going to do it!

Aura: Sonic, don't! Think of the kids watching this!

Vector: *interrupts Sonic and Amy* Aha! To get through tight spaces, press the circle button to slide!

Fury: Really Vector?

Bopper: Hallelujah! Thanks for saving the video Vector!

Class: Actually, I think he just made it worse.

Aura: How?

Class: You don't want to know.
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Sonic: Check it out, Shadow! Look at all the great artwork the fans have made of me. Oh man, I look so cool!

Aura: I don't like where this is going.

Shadow: What about me?

Sonic: Ok then lets see. *types and laughs*

Shadow: Hey! I do not visit Myspace! Not often...

Fury: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! SHADOW USES MYSPACE?!?!?! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!

Shadow: What about us? There has to be some artwork of duking it out. Locked in mortal combat! Fighting to prove who is the ultimate!

Sonic: Ok, ok sheesh! Calm down! *types it up*

Aura: Please don't.

*Sonic and Shadow's eyes widened*

Sonic: Is that...?

Shadow: And is that my....?

*Sonic and Shadow scream*

Bopper: What did they see?

Aura: You don't want to know.
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Sonic: *throws something at a spring and gets knocked out with it*

Hip: That's why you shouldn't play around with springs.
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Sonic: Who are you?

Silver: I am your new enemy! *feminine voice* Silver!

Sonic: *screams*

Silver: *dressed in drag (I guess?)* What?

Fury: My eyes!!!

Aura: Great! That image is burned into my brain forever!

Bopper: Silver is gay?

Class: It's best not to ask him.

Hip: All I know is that I hope nobody ships me with him.

Fury: Just by saying that, you've given people ideas

Hip: .........Oh omelets!
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Big: I MUST SAVE FROGGY!!!

Bopper: Chill out Big! It's just a frog!
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Sonic: *eating chili dog* Delicious!

Knuckles: *walks up*

Bopper: What's up with Knuckles arm?

Class: Don't know.

Sonic: Hey Knuckles!

Knuckles: Don't you know what's in those things?

*Sonic's eyes widened and looks down to see Tails tail sticking out before screaming*

Hip: Wait....I thought hot dogs were made from-?

Aura: Don't finish that question!
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Robotnik: *singing* So let the heartaches begin! I can't help it! I can't win! I lost again, for sure! But tears won't help..anymore!

M Bison: YES!!!

Fury: Did Robotnik just quit?

Bopper: Maybe?

Fun fact) The person who sang the song actually did voice Robotnik in the Adventures of Sonic.
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Big: *tosses car over* Froggy?!

Bopper: Whoa Big! Calm down! I told you, it's just a frog!

Big: *lifts trash can* Froggy?!

Class: Nope!

Big: *looks up Amy's dress* Froggy?! Are you in there?!

Amy: *pulls out hammer*

Aura: Big! That's just wrong!

Hip: Why would Froggy hide there?!

Fury: I'm going to interrogate Froggy about this.
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Sonic: *driving car* ..........Why the heck am I driving a car?

Random guy: And that's why Sonic Drift sucks!

Fury: As well as other Sonic racing games.

Author: That's not true! I love Team Sonic Racing!

Class: Only because you finally get to race as other characters like Rouge, Blaze and Silver.

Author: I also like the team mechanics in the game, which works several times better than Mario Kart.

Mario: You take that back!

Bopper: How did he get here?

Hip: Don't look at me, the author was the last one to come inside!
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Amy: An American! There's an American among us!

Fury: You moron! We're all Americans!

Class: Actually, the Sonic franchise came from Japan, as well as the Sonic OVA and Sonic X.

Fury: Yeah, but we're popular enough in America that we're considered western media.

Hip: Oh! Like Transformers!

Bopper: Yeah...like Transformers.

Hip: Marine actually looks pretty good in this animation.

Class: Take a good look, this is the only Sonic Short with her in it.

Hip: I'll take a picture then.

Class: Aura also has a picture of that version of Blaze in his closet.

Aura: What?! No I don't!

Fury: Don't try to pretend, we know you have it.

Aura: *sighs* She's going to burn me alive.
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Sonic: *speeds by random person*

Random person: I think someone just took my wallet.

Hip: You've been Grand Theft Sonic! *sunglasses appear*

THUG LIFE!
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Sonic: *gets punched out of Super form by Knuckles*

Knuckles: *sings while lyrics appear on the bottom* How dare you try to infiltrate my home, in hope you steal my precious jewels!

Sonic: *looks down at lyrics*

Everyone: *looks too*

Knuckles: *singing* The Chaos Emeralds belong to me! You shall perish if you break my rules! I'll take these gems of yours! See how you like it yourself? Now leave this island you spikey little fiend, if you know what's good for your health!

Sonic: ......Give those back!

Knuckles: *sings* NNNOOOOOOO!!!!! *runs away with the Emeralds*

Sonic: *looks with confused face*

Everyone: *confused faces*

*awkward silence*

Bopper: Since when could Knuckles sing?
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(Random clip of Amy chasing Sonic)

Bopper: How long have they been at this?

Aura: Since Sonic CD came out.

Hip: I think Sonic is starting to lose his mind

Fury: You think?

Class: I wonder if it's possible to make Amy repellent?
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(Big chasing Froggy across a Frogger stage)

Big: Froggy! Wait up! *chases him until he drowns in water*

Hip: So that's why my Frogger game crashed!
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Sonic: *looks inside toaster* Hey! Where's my toast? *gets hit in the face by a floating toast*

Toast: I am the toast genie! I shall grant you 3 wishes!

Sonic: Hey man, I just want my toast.

Toast: Wait! What are you doing?!

Sonic: *eats toast*

Fury: And there goes our only hope of solving world hunger.
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(Mighty, Ray and Bean all at a bar)

Mighty: (BEEP) Sega.

Bopper: Whoa bro!

Aura: LANGUAGE!!!

Bean: You think you have it that bad? Nobody remembers me.

Mighty: Who are you?

Hip: Uh Bean, we're cousins, along with Jet.

Bopper: Wait! Bean is your cousin?

Hip: Well yeah! I'm cousins with Jet, and so is Bean. So doesn't that mean the same for each other too?

Bopper: And I'm close friends with Mighty and Ray, as well as Mighty's little sister.

Aura: Not sure who told you guys you were forgotten.

Class: Especially since Sonic Mania Plus brought Mighty and Ray back.
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*Sonic standing there looking stupid while a bird pecks on him and flies off*

Bopper: What happened to Sonic?

Fury: He tried playing both Sonic 06 and Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric to find out which is worse.

Aura: That's insane!

Fury: And now he's lost his mind from all the glitches.
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Big: *dressed as Link and holds Froggy up* Froggy!

*hawk flies by and grabs Froggy*

Big: *eye twitches*

Fury: I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Big
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Eggman: HAHAHAHA!!! I finally have you right where I want you Sonic!

Sonic: I'm not telling you anything Eggman!

Eggman: Oh goodie! We can move onto the laser then! *turns volume switch up*

Class: That's not a laser switch

Hip: What is it then?

Aura: ....Cover your eyes!

Eggman: *sings some* Kill Sonic with laser! I can do my evil slide! *starts dancing*

Everyone: *looks with wide eyes*

*Eggman keeps dancing*

Fury: My eyes!

Bopper: Why?!

Hip: *grabs bag and throws up*

Eggman: Are you ready for my robot, Sonic?

Everyone: NO!!!

Eggman: *does robot dance* Get a load of this!

*Eggman continues dancing*

(Music eventually ends)

Robot: His eyes melted.

Everyone except Aura: *eyes are on fire*

Aura: I warned you guys, but no one listens to me!
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*Tails paints Sonic Sez, but Sonic comes in and fixes it to Sonic Says, followed by him slapping Tails.*

Bopper: Hey! That's child abuse!

Aura: Apologize now Sonic!

Fury: You're under arrest for child abuse Sonic!

Class: At least it wasn't something worse than "Sez"

Tails: Boy! That Newgrounds animation sure was great! Hey, if I upload that video to my YouTube channel, people will subscribe for sure!

Sonic: Hold it right there buddy! It's great that you enjoyed that animation, but putting it on another site without the creators permission is not cool!

Hip: You tell them Sonic!

Sonic: Just take a look at the dumb bots over there.

Scratch: Haha! There we go Grounder! Those popular flash animations on our channel for all to see!

Grounder: Yeah! And it's so much better we the things we added to it!

Scratch: Wait a minute! Our video just got removed! No!

Grounder: No way!

Fury: *breaks into their home* Stop right there! You're under arrest for copyright!

Sonic: You see Tails? Stealing someone else's work gets you nowhere. Always check with the original creators first. Don't be a noob! Keep it off YouTube!

Tails: Now I know!

Sonic: And knowing is half the battle!

Everyone: G.I. Joe!!!
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Author: We're skipping the credits for this one.

Hip: That was fun!

Bopper: Cool!

Fury: I never laughed so hard in my life!

Aura: The animators did an impressive job with it

Class: There's more to come for this.

Author: That's it for now!

Hip: I got an idea! What if we have one of our friends be a guest star for the next one?

Author: Great idea!

Aura: Let us know in the comments who should join!

Author: See you later!