Jedi: Hello everyone! If you stumbled upon this, then chances are you not having anything else to do but say "what the heck is this?".

Basically, this just my characters reacting to Sonic videos around YouTube.

I know it sounds weird to do it in a book, but I can't imitate all of my characters at once, so this'll do for now.

Say hello to everyone!

Aura: Hello.

Fury: Hey.

Bopper: How's it going?

Hip: 'sup dudes!

Class: Greetings.

Jedi: We would have Anastasia here for this, but she's recently been made and hasn't developed yet as someone you'd recognize, so you'll have to do with these five.

Hip: So what are we kicking off with?

Class: Sonic Shorts Volume 1.

Hip: Wait...Sonic wears shorts?

Fury: No you idiot! It's a video filled with short animations.

Bopper: I can't wait to see what happens in this.

Aura: If any of you reading this are on YouTube as well, be sure to like and subscribe to the Sonic Paradox channel. They put A LOT of effort into this.

Class: Without further ado, onto our reaction!

(Watch video before seeing reactions)

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Sonic: *jumps over hill*

Hip: Awesome! It's City Escape!

Bopper: Already I feel like rocking out here!

Sonic: *stops at boost pad and starts thinking*

Fury: I didn't know Sonic studied physics.

Class: Tails teaches him a lot.

Sonic: *steps on pad and slips face first on the ground*

Everyone: What the-?!

Aura: That can't feel good!

Hip: Ok! I'm staying away from those pads!

Bopper: Me too!
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Knuckles: *rests against Master Emerald and accidentally breaks it*

Fury: Great job knuckle brains! The whole world's doomed now!
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Sonic: *bouncing* Aha! Oh ho! *stops and lands on Shadow* Hey! Keep throwing me!

Aura: What?

Class: I have no words to describe this.
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Sonic: *sinks to the bottom as drowning theme plays*

Aura: Sonic! What are you doing just sitting there?! You're going to drown!

Fury: Where's the air bubbles?!

Bopper: I can't see any!

Hip: He's going to die!

(Drowning theme ends and Tails drowns in the background)

Class: Tails?!

Sonic: What? You thought those were mine? Heh he!

Aura: That was a dirty trick Sonic.

Sonic: *accidentally swallows bubble*

Fury: Ha! You deserve that!
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(Scene from Secret Rings)

Hip: You know, I should ask Sonic if I could go with him on his next storybook adventure.

Bopper: To where?

Hip: Maybe Treasure Island or some pirate adventure?

Bopper: You and Sonic should team up with Jack Sparrow!

Sonic: *crashes into glass*

Bopper: Ouch!
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Shadow: *pokes Chao* I'm going to (BEEP) you up!

Everyone: Whoa!

Aura: LANGUAGE!!!
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Sonic: *running*

Fury: It's just Sonic running in a Green Hill level. What's so funny about that?

Class: You clearly forgot about Murphy's Law, Fury.

Sonic: *slips on banana peel and crashes*

Bopper: Ow!

Hip: Total wipeout!

Aura: Who put that banana peel there?

Fury: Probably Mario or Donkey Kong trying to get back at Sonic for winning Rio 2016.
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Sonic: *holding Sonic 06* OH MY GOD!!! NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!

Everyone: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
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(Jaws music plays)

Hip: What was that?

Class: Probably the Hero Chao and Dark Chao playing instruments.

Hip: Oh..

*a blue fin passes by*

Hip: Whoa! What is that?!

Bopper: I don't know!

*passes again*

Aura: Why is it circling that chili dog?

Class: Who else would do that?

*Sonic's head peaks above counter*

Bopper: Sonic?

*Sonic slow jumps at chili dog with scary face*

Hip: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Bopper: Chill out man! It's just a chili dog!
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Shadow: *points at chicken dressed as Chris Thorndyke* He's a chicken I tell you! A giant chicken!

Fury: To be fair, you're kind of a chicken too.

Hip: Wait! If that's a chicken and Chris is a chicken, then that means....it's CHICKEN-CEPTION!!!!!
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Amy: Hey Sonic!

Sonic: What is it?

Amy: I'm pregnant!

Class: Fanfics in a nutshell.
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(Scene from Sonic CD accompanied with Sonic Boom)

Hip: Wow! Look at Classic Sonic-!

*Sonic hits his (cough) on a rock*

Everyone: Owww!!!

Hip: ...go?
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Sonic: Hey there Shadow! How you doing?

Shadow: I can't complain, though I do have a bit of a cold.

Fury: The Ultimate Lifeform has a cold?

Shadow: *sneezes on Sonic* ACHOO!!!

*dramatic music plays as drops fly towards Sonic*

Bopper: Don't just stand there! DODGE!!!!!

Sonic: *slow motion* NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Aura: It's not too late to clean it off.

Sonic: You sneezed on me! That means......I'm going to catch....*whispers* the emo!

Shadow: The what?

Everyone except Class: The what?

Sonic: THE EMO!!! *runs off screaming*

Shadow: Glad I don't have to put up with tha- *Sonic runs him over*

Aura: *pauses video*

Hip: What the heck is the emo?

Class: A rare disease from Shadow that causes the following symptoms: Shadow Fever, lack of emotion, PDST and having your DNA altered to be like Shadow.

Hip: Wait! I just came with a cool idea that could fix Aura's problems!

Aura: What is it?

Hip: Just send Shadow to the past to sneeze on Aura, and the two will be twin brothers! Aura won't be an orphan anymore!

Fury: No Hip, just no!

Aura: As much as I like Shadow, both of us would definitely agree that wouldn't be a good idea.

Hip: It was a cool idea in my head.

Aura: *starts video again*
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Man: Ladies and gentleman! I present to you Shade, the first female to actually wear clothes for a change!

Man 2: Oh my! This is revolutionary! So marvelous!

Nerd: Oh my god! A new Sonic character! I must! DRAW! PORN OF IT!!!!

Everyone: No! No no no no no no!!! Don't! Don't!
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Author's note: I apologize in advance to any little kids and their parents who may have read the previous joke.

Please don't take down this book or call me out for something I was simply doing for fun and didn't want to have them exposed to adult humor.

For my sincere apologies, please leave now and don't take your anger out on me.
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Second Author's note: I skipped a short because I couldn't make anything from it.
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Eggman: This time Sonic will be-*gets call on phone* Hello?

Robotnik: You rapscallion! You are nothing but a miserable mockery of a super villain, Dr Eggman! I, Doctor Ivo Robotnik, demand that you take your plans more seriously! Choosing robots with a slot machine?! Teaming up with the Hedgehog?! *rambles on*

Eggman: Right....*hangs up*

Robotnik: Ashamed of-! He hung up! Oh well, back to work! Be careful with those parts nincombots! They're part of my bouncing raccoon cannon! We have to get it to the ocean to stop Sonic once and for all!

Scratch: Yes your maliciousness!

Grounder: This plan makes so much sense!

Class: That's a perfect way to describe his "genius".
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Sonic: *sliding face first in the ground screaming*

Hip: People say Sonic is still sliding to this day.
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Sonic: *running down highway*

Fury: Why is every video showing Sonic running? We literally see him do that every day!

Class: They're trying to make slapstick jokes from it.

Hip: Oh! Like a Tom and Jerry cartoon!

Sonic: *stops at toll gate and realizes he has no pockets or money*

Fury: Ha! You can't cross because you don't wear clothes to carry money!

Sonic: *spin dashes and crashes into gate*

Bopper: Ouch! That can't feel good!
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(Cream, Knuckles and Chris walking together)

Aura: What's up with Cream's eye lids?!

Class: I have no idea.

*meteorite coming towards Earth*

Class: That floating piece of space rock shouldn't be able to hit all of them.

Bopper: How can you tell?

*small rock hits back of Knuckles head*

Hip: That's it?

*Knuckles punches Chris in the gut*

Fury: Yes! That's how it feels!
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(Baby Sonic is shown shoes by his mother)

Hip: Sonic is so adorable! He's so cute I just want to cuddle with him!

Class: Just wait until you see Sonic as a kitten.

Fury: Please don't.

Aura: What I like to know is which mother of Sonic is that? Bernette or Queen Aleena?

Bopper: We'll never know.

*Sonic running while growing up*

Fury: So Sonic's worn those shoes since he was a baby?

Bopper: Well that's a fun fact.

*Sonic on a date with Amy*

Aura: So we're in a universe where Sonic actually loves Amy?

Class: Apparently...

Aura: All I know is that there's a universe for every girl getting with Sonic.

Hip: Even one where you're female and with Sonic?

Bopper: Hip! That's just taking it too far!

*Sonic takes off shoes and sees feet*

Hip: Oh my dude!

Fury: What the (BEEP)!!!!

*runs out of house*

*Amy comes back and catches smell*

*Sonic catches breath and realizes he left his shoes*

Bopper: Man, it's got to be embarrassing to have your date ruined by your own shoes.
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(Credits roll as a Chao goes towards Shadow)

Hip: Aawww!! Chao are so adorable!

*Shadow pets Chao*

Bopper: Wow! Even Shadow has a heart for them.

*Chao flies onto Shadow's head*

Fury: Yes! Attack him with your adorableness!!!

Aura: I should take a picture of it.
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Jedi: Well that's it for now! If you guys don't have any Sonic video requests, then our next one will be Sonic Shorts 2.

See you next time!