Author: Hey guys! Did you hear the news?

Hip: What's up?

Author: The Sonic movie is a hit! People love it!

Everyone: WHAT?!?!

Bopper: People love a movie with an ugly Sonic with human teeth?!

Fury: I thought the last trailer killed any chances of the movie working!

Author: At first...take a look at the current score. *shows them Rotten Tomatoes*

Aura: 93% on audience score?!?!

Hip: What fixed this?

Author: The new trailer.

Fury: There's another?

Author: Yeah, someone came and fixed Sonic's looks.

Bopper: You mean a fan made trailer?

Author: No, a real trailer.

Class: Let's not stay in suspense.

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Sonic: I'm Sonic! A little blue ball of energy in an extremely handsome package.

Aura: *rewinds video to Sonic's face*

Fury: Son of a gun!

Bopper: They fixed Sonic's face!

Hip: It's like looking at Sonic himself!

Class: The animators took action after the last trailer. It bore new fruit afterwards.

Aura: Not just that...but made his attitude like Sonic too.

The other Sonic was basically like a naive Spider-Man done by Michael Bay.

*continue video*

Sonic: On my planet, people were always after my powers. So I came to yours. It gets a little lonely...

Bopper: Since when did we want your powers? We'd never betray you!

Fury: Some of us are cursed with powers anyways.

Hip: Yeah. I'm cursed being part Phoenix...which is powerful enough to destroy our world apparently.

Aura: My parents and sensei died because people tried killing me and my powers.

Class: Gaining power just means you will lose it later.

Aura: I thought you trusted us Sonic?

Sonic: *at baseball field* At the plate is Sonic! *goes to mound* At the pitchers mound, also Sonic! *goes between two bases and does arm farts before going back to mound* Ugh, I can't with that guy!

Aura: That is definitely Sonic. Only he would have fun that way.

Sonic: *hits ball and runs around field super fast*

*power goes out in America*

Fury: So Sonic pretty much messed up everyone's lives up? Nice going genius!

Cop: SFPD!

Sonic: Uh...

Cop: Ahhhhh!!!

Sonic: Ahhhhh!!!!

Class: They're showing us this shot to show the human teeth have been removed.

Bopper: Thank Chaos! Bernadette fainted when she saw that.

Cop: Why are you hiding in my garage?

Sonic: They're coming for me! If they steal my powers, it will destroy the universe! You have to help me!

Cop: No I don't!

Sonic: Please, it's life or death.

Class: Are you talking about your Super form? It is OP.

Bopper: Speed can't cause that much destruction to space.

Robotnik: Good morning my rural chum

Cop: Mr?

Robotnik: Dr Robotnik.

*drone targets cop*

Robotnik: I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where he is.

Sonic: *runs out* Wait! Don't hurt him!

Robotnik: *screams*

Cop: *knocks Robotnik out*

Fury: *laughs* That's just hilarious! XD

Sonic: Road trip!

Cop: This can't be happening.

Sonic: Stop the car!

Cop: What is it?

Sonic: The world's largest rubber band ball? We got to see it!

Cop: No! This is not just some-

Sonic: *comes back from tour* You were right, it was nothing. Gift shop was cool though. *plays with paddle ball*

Bopper: I remember Sonic doing something with the world's largest chili dog.

Hip: How'd it go?

Bopper: They went out of business.

Fury: Let me guess...Sonic ate it all?

Bopper: Yep

Robotnik: Whatever this creature is, I'm going uncover the source of it's power.

*Robotnik tastes quill and gets shocked*

Class: Idiot...

*Robotnik dances around*

Fury: I thought rule 1 was NEVER let Eggman dance?!

Robotnik: *screams when turning around to assistant*

Assistant: I thought you would like a latte with milk.

Robotnik: Of course I want a latte....I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!!!!!

Author: XD *rolling on the floor laughing*

Cop: We got to lay low.

Sonic: Let me show you how it's done. *throws darts super fast*

Game Owner: *shocked face*

Sonic: Should we get out of here?

Cop: Yeah.

Sonic: I always wanted to do this. *slides on hood of car* Nailed it!

*vehicle chases them*

Sonic: Uh oh!

*Sonic jumps out and spin dashes vehicle*

Sonic: Here comes the boom!

Hip: *sings* Boom! Here comes the boom! Ready or not! Here comes the boys from the south!

Everyone else: ....

Hip: *frowns* I just wanted to sing that.

Cop: How are you not dead?!

Sonic: I have no idea!

Robotnik: Ugh! Give me a big fat break!

Author: *imitates Yoda* You will be. You will be.

*Sonic dodges Robotnik and slides under car*

Robotnik: That was an illegal F by the way.

*tiny robot goes to car*

Sonic: Aaww! This one is cute! Let's keep him!

Aura: Never underestimate an opponent Sonic.

*tiny robot cuts top off of car*

Sonic: What the-!

Cop: Come on!

Sonic: You've got insurance for this, right?

Bopper: The heck is insurance?

Class: *sighs*

Robotnik: Why would you throw your life away for this little alien?

*shows Sonic running around and stops wrapped in towels*

Sonic: Hey.

*back to cop*

Cop: He's my friend.

*Sonic and the cop high five*

Tails: Am I a joke to you? *gets sad*

Aura: *hugs Tails*

Sonic: These are my powers, and I'm using them to protect my friends.

*Sonic runs along the Great Wall before going through Warp Ring*

Hip: Warp rings are canon?

Class: You just figured this out now?

Sonic: *glares* So you're this "best friend" of his that he won't shut up about?

*shows golden retriever*

Fury: Really Sonic?

*golden retriever licks Sonic*

Sonic: That is very gross!

*end of trailer*

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Author: What do ya think?

Fury: Who is he and what did he do with the other Sonic?

Bopper: Who's eating chicken dinner now, Mario?

Mario: *triggered*

Aura: It's a miracle.

Hip: Can I get the autograph of the guy who saved the movie?

Class: Video game movies are making a comeback.

Hip: Why didn't we get this one in the first place?

Class: I have a conspiracy theory.

Fury: Oh boy...

Class: I believe Paramount's sponsors intentionally wanted the movie to be bad so it could gain money.

Fury: What?!

Bopper: How does that work?

Class: Transformers and TMNT live action movies made a lot of money because ugly designs are cheaper to make and get media attention more.

Aura: Go on...

Class: They wanted the former one so they didn't have to get as much effort and still get big bucks.

If you get more attention, you earn more money, regardless if it's good news or bad news.

People will take advantage of nostalgia by believing the fans will still watch a horrible version of their franchise anyways.

Fury: Really?! You saying some big wigs are responsible for this?

Aura: That's disrespectful! Think about the kids who love the games and comics.

Author: At least those on the team who were fans of the show came and fixed it.

Hip: I just realized the movie is already out.

Author: Yep. This reaction was extremely late because I was busy with the holidays and college.

To celebrate my birthday on February 22nd, I will go watch the Sonic movie.

Hip: Mind if I come?

Author: Sure.

Aura: May I join?

Author: Obviously yes!

Fury: Me and Bopper are in!

Author: Cool!

Anastasia: Mind if me and Mimi join?

Mimi: I cannot wait ze film!

Author: Ok then.

Tails: I got to see if I'm in the film.

Amy: Me too! This is for my Sonikku!

Author: Uh...

Knuckles: I'm free that day.

Shadow: Faker better not have someone replace me. No one is superior than me.

Rouge: Mind if you save a seat for me, hun?

Author: Uh...

Silver: I just came back from a bright future! And it's all thanks to the movie!

Blaze: I'm available to watch with you.

Cream: May we join?

Cheese: Chao Chao!

Vector: I need to find the screening room!

Espio: Here we go again.

Author: I'm gonna need a bigger ride.