Here's the next chapter, enjoy!

Forgot to put this part down, but thanks to JonahShwarts for help making this chapter!

Lori continued to drive down the road. She came to a two-way intersection, one of which went to Great Lakes City.

Lori: Good, we'll get there in no time.

Lisa: Check again oldest sister.

Lisa handed Lori a pair of binoculars. Lori looked through them and saw several of Dr. Robotnik's drones watching the road.

Lori: Ugh! Great. Looks like Robuttnik's drones are looking for us.

Sonic: Ha! Robuttnik. That's really good!

The other road went through Hazelturkey, free of Robotnik drones.

Lisa: They must've searched that road already.

Lori: It'll take a day, but we can still make it if we go through Hazelturkey.

Lori turned down through the road to Hazelturkey. Sonic continued to twitch in place, getting impatient, he read all of Lincoln's comics, finished all of Lisa's "Short Range Speed Tests", and Lana got picked out of all of his loose quills.

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (annoyed) No.

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (becoming more annoyed) No.

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (much more annoyed) NO!

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (now very angry) NO!!

Sonic: Are we there yet?

Lori: (even angrier) NO!!

Sonic: Hey Lori.

Lori: (ready to snap) WHAT?!?!

Sonic: What're those things police put on roads to stop criminals?

Lori: A Spike Strip?

*Pop!!*

The van suddenly stopped after the loud pop came from the outside. Lori looked outside to see a small Spike Strip on the road. Lori's eye twitched rapidly.

Lincoln: Lana, Lisa, cover your ears!

Lincoln then pulled an air horn as Lori began yelling, face beat red.

Lori: (snaps) Son of a *beep* *beep*ing *beep* beast! Why the *beep* does all this *beep*ing s*beep*t happen to me? F** my life! Always surrounded by miserable f*beep*ng c*beep*s, like this whole world just likes to bend me over and f*beep* me in the a*beep*s! Like I'm some sort of s*beep* receptacle! Well as far as I care these, miserable *beep* can have a f*beep* b*beep* with a goddamn pig!

Luna: You done?

Lori: Yeah... Yeah, I'm good.

Luna: (to Sonic) And you. Calm down dude, I know you're excited and all about traveling but buggin' Lori isn't gonna get us there any faster.

Sonic: Got it, be patient.

Lori looked at Luna with an astounded look at how easily she got Sonic to stop.

Luna: What? There was a reason I was the Guardian and you were the Babysitter.

Lori: What makes those so different?

Luna: The guardian keeps the kid happy. The babysitter makes the kid behave.

Lori rolled her eyes and looked down the road.

Lori: Can you ask him to check how far the nearest mechanic's stop is?

Luna: Dude?

Sonic: On it.

Sonic steps out of the van and disappears down the road before in a second coming back.

Sonic: There's one not that far. It's like, just as we enter the town. Are you guys okay with pushing this thing?

Lincoln: Yeah, no worries. We push it all the time when it breaks down.

Sonic: All right I'll-

Luna: Sorry dude, you stay in the car. Lori, come on.

Lori: I should stay in the car to make sure the brakes don't come on mid way.

Lisa: Sonic can do that and he has to stay in the car anyway.

Lori groaned in defeat before stepping out of the car and began pushing.

*****

Meanwhile, back in Royal Woods, Leni, Luan, Lucy, Lola, and Lisa were returning home as they saw. Military vans in front of the house.

Luan: Is it weird that we're used to our little sister causing things that bring the military to our house?

Lucy: Yes.

Lily: Lisa in trouble?

Lola: Probably a given.

Dr. Robotnik: Excuse me.

The Loud sisters turned to see Dr. Robotnik standing behind them.

Dr. Robotnik: I'm sure I heard-

Leni: PEDO!!!

Leni ripped a signpost out of the ground and swung it at the doctor, nearly hitting him if it wasn't for Agent Stone coming out of nowhere and pulling him away.

Leni: Stay Away Pedo!

Agent Stone pulled the doctor away from the Louds.

Agent Stone: Doctor. Let me take care of this.

Dr. Robotnik: Stone, that girl is carrying a signpost that she had ripped from 3 feet of concrete. You should walk away, you'll preserve your face better. Besides... they're obviously trying to stall us, so they can keep us away from those others. Cause I definitely heard them refer to them as Siblings.

Agent Stone: And you think the rest of them are with that creature? The girl swung at you cause she thought you were a pedophile, they don't know why you or I are here.

Dr. Robotnik: Think you can pull some info out of them?

Agent Stone: There is a reason I was assigned to you. I talk to the people, you handle the machines. And I believe you have a drone to fix.

Dr. Robotnik: Very well. As the normal people say; Do your thing.

Dr. Robotnik left the agent alone with the Louds.

Agent Stone: Miss. Please put the signpost down. I am Agent Stone of the military.

Leni cautiously did so. Agent Stone approached but only a couple of feet.

Agent Stone: I simply have a few questions I'd like to ask. May I ask your names?

Leni: Leni Loud, these are my sisters, Luan, Lucy, Lola, and Lily.

Agent Stone: A pleasure. If i'm not mistaken though, weren't there 6 more of you?

Leni: Yeah, Lori, Luna, Lynn, Lincoln, Lana, and Lisa. Why?

Agent Stone: You see, Those 6 are in the possession or in the company of something that caused the continent-wide blackout. And you heard me correctly, continent-wide. It wasn't just here the power outage happened, it happened all over the USA.

Leni: (looks around confused) Uuuh...

Luan: Even if that's true, there's no way our siblings are responsible!

Leni: Yeah! Besides, they are on a road trip to Great Lakes City to go see, uh... Ronnie Anne and her family there!

Stone smiled, knowing he got what he wanted.

Agent Stone: Thanks for the information. Sorry about the scare. The doctor has that effect on people. Enjoy your day and do not worry, we are simply after the "thing" caused the blackout.

Leni: Why do I feel like I did a bad thing...?

Stone pulled back, signaling the military to pull back, approaching Robotnik, Who was fiddling with the Quill and his drone.

Robotnik: So? What did you find out?

Agent Stone: The 6 that aren't here, they are headed to Great Lakes City, and that creature we got that quill from is definitely with them.

Robotnik: Excellent, I'll have the drones placed in Great Lakes City monitoring it for when those Louds get there.

The doctor then attached the power cables to the drone, causing an immediate explosion and the equipment to blow a fuse.

Robotnik: Agent Stone...

Agent Stone: Doctor?

Robotnik: Get me a latte and some new tools... (smiles widely) I think I just stumbled upon something.

Agent Stone: Yes sir. One latte with steamed Austrian goat milk coming up.

Robotnik: I love the way you make them!

Dr. Robotnik has two drones carrying the table he was working on inside his truck. Agent Stone went to work on the doctor's latte order and went to get more tools. All the while, the Louds had a worried look on their faces.

*****

Back with the Louds and Sonic, the Loud siblings had managed to push the car into town, where they got the attention of the locals and got a tow truck to pull the van the rest of the way to the auLincolnobile repair shop, Sonic was wearing a pair of pants, a thick coat, and a beanie to hide all of his hedgehog features. Lori pulled the spike strip off the tire.

Lori: I'm gonna report this spike strip to the police, we'll be compensated for the trouble.

As Lori walked away, Luna walked toward the

Luna: I'll deal with the mechanics, someone has to stay and keep the mechanics from pulling a fast one on us.

Lynn: Then what are we supposed to do?

Sonic: I saw an ice cream shop while I was looking for an auto-shop.

Lana: Sweet! Let's go get some Ice Cream!

Lincoln: And let me guess... I'm the only one with money on them... So I'm paying.

Lynn/Sonic/Lana/Lisa: Yup.

Lincoln: Of course...

Sonic led the Louds to the ice cream shop, meanwhile, two figures were watching them.

???: You see that bro?

???: Did I see it. I heard it bro! That scrawny dweeb has cash on him and he's going to Frozo's Creamery!

???: Let's get there and take that dweebs money!

The two figures then followed after the Louds and Sonic. After about 10 minutes, the 5 got to the place, Frozo's Creamery. Upon entering they found that there were tons of teens, pre-teens, and kids inside. Some teens working there and others were just hanging out with friends. Lincoln handed out enough money to each for some ice cream, while he went into a lone bar room away from the colorful parts of the building. It was a lot more like an actual bar with kid-friendly stuff in it. Sonic then entered the room and sat down with Lincoln.

Sonic: (to the bartender) One number 8 please. (to Lincoln) Yo dude, what's got you so in the dumbs?

Lincoln: I'm just nervous...

Sonic: About what?

Lincoln: You wouldn't understand...

Sonic: I've been around a year before I was born. I've seen everything. So come on man. It's me, Sonic. Talk to your blue buddy.

Lincoln: It's just... I'm nervous about meeting Ronnie Anne again.

Sonic: That girl that bullied you until you found out she was Lori's boyfriend's little sister and you two have been forced into a relationship because your sisters thought she was into you?

Lincoln: The one and the same. Last time we talked... Hearts were broken... Words were said... And...

Sonic: Bud?

Lincoln: Apparently, Ronnie Anne had actually felt the same way after a few "dates". When I let it slip, I didn't feel the same way. She flipped out.

Sonic: Oof.

Lincoln: Yeah. Oof is right. Now we're going to Great Lakes City, where there aren't two and a half miles between us. And I'm doomed to be a punching bag at her non-existent mercy. I honestly think coming here was a bad plan. I think I'm gonna go find the Arcade and play my despair away.

Sonic: Okay, see you.

The waiter then hands Sonic his order, a large sundae that was 20% chocolate, 20% vanilla, and 55% Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. As well as 5% something Lincoln didn't recognize.

Waiter: And here's your Triple Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Sundae, sir. I'm legally required to tell you that this may have some side effects due to an ingredient to make the cookie dough safe to eat.

Lincoln starts to walk back to Sonic, his attention drawn to the ice cream sundae on the counter.

Sonic: Yum!

Sonic then notices Lincoln had come back to the bar.

Lincoln: A Triple Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Sundae, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

Sonic: (patting Lincoln on the back) Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

Waiter: (Handing Lincoln one) There you go.

Lincoln: (Admiring it) Ooohhh!

Lincoln and Sonic gleefully eat rapidly as well as sloppily and get ice cream on the waiter, both of them burping after they are done.

Lincoln: Boy, Sonic, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

Sonic: Well, yeah.

Lincoln: Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter, after a quick drink of hot tea to cure their brain freeze) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

Both: Whooooo!

The two boys devour the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter, who just lets it happen as he is done dealing with it and just accepts.

Lincoln: Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Sonic finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

Waiter: (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

Then two boys enter the store.

The 1st was a big, pudgy, dark-skinned teen boy, with black hair, which covered his eyes and a mole on his cheek. He wears a white shirt, burgundy jacket, blue jeans, and white shoes.

The 2nd was a big, light-skinned teen boy, with brown hair, and lacked a front tooth. He wears a dark khaki t-shirt, blue jean shorts, white socks, and white shoes with three cyan stripes.

1st Boy: Where is that dweeb...

2nd Boy: Over there!

Lincoln and Sonic were currently back in the main room and spinning around on the barstools, with a slightly goofy look on their faces. Well, Lincoln's face anyway.

Sonic: I never sat on a barstool before! So squishy! Oh, look at this, it spins! (Spins around on the barstool) Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Lincoln: Yes. That's nice.

Sonic: Whaa-ha-ha-ha! (Stops spinning) I feel sick.

Lincoln: Are you having fun? Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list, huh? Big day for you.

Sonic: What's a bucket list?

Lincoln: (Sighs) A bucket list is, uh, it's a list of things you want to do in your life before you, well, kick the bucket.

Sonic: I've never kicked a bucket either! Oh, I gotta make my list!

Sonic speeds off and grabs a pen and pad and comes back to the table, writing down his list.

Sonic: Uh-huh! Mm-hmm! Oh, Sonic! Ha-ha! Uh-huh! (Stops and frowns)

Lincoln: (Notices Sonic's concern) What? What's the matter?

Sonic: There's so much stuff I've never done. And now that I'm leaving Earth forever, I guess I missed my chance.

Lincoln: (Looks around) Well, I guess this is the kind of place you could get a lot of living done in a short period of time. I suppose we can spare an hour.

Sonic: What? You're gonna bucket list with me?!

Lincoln: Sure, why not?

Sonic: You won't regret this!

Lincoln: Oh, I'm pretty sure I will.

Lincoln and Sonic have a blast in Frozo's Creamery; dancing, playing darts, playing basketball, which Lincoln uses Sonic as a ball and Sonic uses his fast legs to build up Lincoln's score as he sits on the hoop ring. Meanwhile, the two boys try to maneuver over to the two, but the torrent of kids keeps them from getting close. After all that, Lincoln was drying soda off his face while Sonic was holding

Lincoln: Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.

Sonic: Nice work, Linc!

Lincoln: (Sarcastic laughter) Glad you're having a good time.

Sonic: WE'RE having a good time! WE are having the best time! I mean, what could go wrong?

1st Boy: Hey! String Bean!!

Lincoln: Word to the wise, Sonic. That phrase is cursed.

Lincoln spotted the two boys.

Lincoln: Hank and Hawk.

"Hank": Thought you recognized us!

"Hawk": And it's about time you started paying us! Hand over everything you've got!

Lincoln: Hey, you know what? We were just leaving anyway. Weren't we? There's not a problem here.

Sonic: No, no, no, it's okay.

Lincoln: No, no, no, we're leaving.

Sonic: I know exactly how to handle this situation. (Grabs a soda bottle, stands up, and clears his throat) Pop quiz, hotshot. You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog who's seen way too many action movies. What do you do? What do you do? Ha!

Sonic jumps up and tries to smash the bottle over Hank's head, but nothing happens

Sonic: Huh! Am I crazy? It's supposed to break, right? (Tries again, numerous times, his speed increasing as well) Bink. Bink, bink. Break, please. Break, please. Break this bottle, please. Please, please, please, please, please!

Hank threw a punch but missed when Lincoln pulled him back. Hawk tried to tackle Lincoln but the albino ran away, causing him to chase after him. Hank took the bottle and threw it, missing Sonic but hitting a bunch of soda bottles behind a counter, causing them all to break and spill onto the teens behind the counter.

Waiter: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

This sparks the teen workers into a frenzy as they start throwing ice cream and food at the other teens and pre-teens before everything just spiraled out of control, fists and chairs were thrown in a mass fury. Hank attempted to tackle the blue blur, but now time seems to have stopped and everything is frozen in place as Sonic's awareness is increased tenfold.

Sonic: Really?

Sonic runs around the bar and sets up pranks and traps for everyone, even catching a selfie with one of the patrons, eating chili dogs, pulling Hawk's underwear up to a ceiling fan, setting a bear head trophy on Hank from earlier, running a boot that was sent flying, wrapping people in toilet paper, and moving people throwing punches into place to hit someone else then their target.

Finally, the fight ends as soon as it started with everyone getting entangled in Sonic's traps, and Sonic imitates a bull wrestler by using a checkered napkin as Hank runs past him and crashes through the window.

Sonic: Olé!

Only the Louds are left standing due to Sonic saving them from the fight. Lincoln was saved from Hawk, Lynn has pulled away from a 5 versus 1 brawl, and Lana and Lisa were saved from getting trampled by teenagers. Lincoln looks around at the injured patrons and even sees a patron wrapped in toilet paper fall to the ground, and Sonic sides up alongside them at the ice cream store.

Lisa: I think it's time we go.

Louds & Sonic: Yeah....

The Louds and the blue blur leave the ice cream store as soon as they can, Lynn exits with two small wigs in her hands for some reason.

Lincoln: Lynn, where'd you get those?

Lynn: Don't worry about it. Let's get out of here.

As the group left to see if the fan was ready to leave. Lynn tossed the wigs in a trash can as she passed it.

Flashback...

Hank and Hawk try to get back up from Sonic's pranks, Hank pulled the

Hank: Bro, what happened?

Hawk: I don't know... I almost had that dweeb too!

Suddenly, Lynn's hands grabbed onto both Hank's and Hawk's hair.

Hank & Hawk: Huh?

*Rrrriiiip!!!*

Lynn then tore Hank's bangs and the front of Hawk's faux hawk right off. Causing them to scream and cry in pain.

Flashback...

Lynn laughed evilly at what she had done to the two wannabe bullies as she ran with her siblings back to the automobile shop.

*****

It was a night out, at a motel. The Louds had left Hazelturkey but now they were at a motel. Lori decided for everyone to get some sleep, as it had been a long day. Lincoln and Sonic shared a room with each other. Sonic recounted what had happened at the ice cream shop, in his own exaggerated way of course.

Sonic: The floors were sticky. The crowd was rough.

Sonic is jumping excitedly on a bed while Lincoln grabs a soda from the mini-fridge

Sonic: And the odds were against us. But there was no stopping Comic Lord and the Blue Blur! Scratch another one off my list. (Scratches off the item on his bucket list)

Lincoln sits down on the bed while Sonic sits on the other one.

Lincoln: You are a weird little dude.

He hands Sonic a soda, and Sonic starts imitating Lincoln as he drinks from it, not even opening the can, which makes Lincoln notice and he gets annoyed.

Lincoln: Okay.

Sonic: So, what are we gonna do now?!

Lincoln: I'm gonna pass out watching TV. I think you should too.

Sonic: But this is my last night on Earth! I want to soak up every last second!

Lincoln: All right, anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out.

Sonic looks around and zips all over the room, doing pretty much everything he can to amuse himself. Finally, he finishes up with a shower and comes back to the bed wearing towels on his head and body, and slippers on his feet.

Sonic: Good times.

The albino boy rolls his eyes until he hears Sonic let out a flatulent sound, which annoys Lincoln even more.

Lincoln: Oh, come on. (Waves the air) Ugh! That's awful. What did you eat? (Lays down in the bed)

Sonic: I think it's called a... chili dog?

Lincoln: You might want to check your fur on that one, buddy. Hey, so, what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like?

Sonic: It's no Earth, I can tell you that. There are no people, just breathable air and giant mushrooms and stuff.

Lincoln: (Shrugs) Well, look at it this way; at least you won't be the only "fun-guy." (Chuckles)

Sonic: No. Don't ever do that again.

Lincoln: I liked it.

Sonic: (Looks around the room) I'm really gonna miss this place. I know I have to leave Earth to be safe, but what if Longclaw was wrong? Maybe I could have a life here.

Lincoln: (Looks at Sonic, then gets up) All right. We should get some sleep.

Sonic: You sleep. Don't worry about me. I'm gonna stay up all night enjoying Earth while I can!

Lincoln: Sure, kid. As long as we're on the road by 8:00 sharp. Lori will leave us behind if we oversleep.

Sonic gives a two-fingered salute. Lincoln turns a lamp off and he sees Sonic sleeping peacefully while mumbling in his sleep.

Sonic: I had a chili dog. That's why my farts smell...

Lincoln tucks Sonic in and then he notices his bucket list and sees all but one thing crossed off. The final item on his list, "Make a real friend", is seen, which makes Lincoln a little concerned inside. His troubles worsen when he hears a news report on the television.

Newscaster: Lori Loud, Luna Loud, Lynn Loud Jr., Lincoln Loud, Lana Loud, Lisa Loud, have all been accused of committing an act of domestic terrorism. They are to be considered armed and dangerous. Any information regarding their whereabouts should be reported to local authorities immediately.

Lincoln: That's no good...

To Be Continued...

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