Oh Gods... Oh Gods why...

It was late at night, the blue blur was stumbling down the street, having just left a club. Yes. Sonic the Hedgehog does like to party, though he never usually drinks, because he knows he has to be a good role model.

But... Lets just say he cracked. He wanted to try it and got a little carried away. So here he was, stumbling into a bus sign and grumbling swear words at it. The streets were mostly quiet, loud music coming from the club behind him.

There was no way he'd be able to run home like this, he didn't even know which way home was, he was just stumbling around, hoping he'd end up somewhere safe. He leant into the wall, holding onto his head. Was it him, or was he doing a spin dash?

It felt like the world was spinning around him, and he knew he would never be doing this again. Especially when his stomach started to churn. He fell over a trash can, hurling.

Gods, why did he ever agree to this?

His ears twitched to the sound of footsteps, and he wiped his mouth, looking up. A mouse stood there, looking thin, but smirking at the blue hedgehog.

"Well well... What do we have here aye? The hero of Mobius, as drunk as can be." The smirk widened, "Won't this be a treat..."

Sonic growled and tried to stand in a fighting stance, albeit wobbly, "You ain't... You ain't muggin... me..."

"And why wouldn't I? You probably can't even fight."

Sonic growled and swung a fist at him, the mouse quick to dodge and kick the heroes' feet from under him.

"Hm.. Yeah, I can have fun with this..." He kicked the hedgehog in the side.

Sonic grunted and grabbed at his legs, trying to trip him, but the mouse only chuckled, standing on his hand. He leant down to the hedgehog, his whiskers twitching in amusement.

"This is gold... Seeing the hero of Mobius wasted, unable to fight... Being beaten by a mere street mouse. It really is funny watching you flail like that, but be careful. I may break your hand."

The blue hero glared at him, but his vision was blurring, he could see two mice.

"Um... Excuse me..." The other tapped on the first's shoulder.

"Huh? Hey.. Get out of here you-" The mouse's voice cut off at the sound of a snap, and then a thud.

Sonic stared at the other, trying to figure out who it was, before realising it was (Y/N) the (a/t), a close friend of his, and the blue hedgehog's crush.

The (a/t) leant down, giving him a worried glance, "Sonic? Are you okay? What are you doing out here?"

"What... What are youuuu..." He leant his head back, trying to catch his breath. That kick to the rips was killing him.

"Shh... Here, let me help you up..." She took her (f/c) jacket off and wrapped it around him, before wrapping her arm under him and hoisting the hedgehog to his feet. He let out a groan, leaning into her happily and gripping onto the jacket.

(Y/N) smiled and started walking, guiding the wasted hedgehog to her house. Once she reached the front door she searched her jacket pocket for her keys.

"Come on... I know they were in this pocket..." She mumbled, "This would be lot easier if I was wearing it..."

"Neeeeed help...?" The hedgehog shoved his hand into the pocket as well, grabbing her own.

"Sonic, I definitely won't find the keys if you are holding my hand." The (a/t) giggled, "Thanks for the help but I'll find them."

His cheeks turned red and he pulled his hand from hers, "Right... sssorry.."

By now the jacket had shifted, and the (a/t) fumbled for the little pieces of metal. She grumbled, wishing she had a light and not a drunk hedgehog to deal with. After a while the hedgehog jumped, looking down at her with the most serious face possible.

"(Y/N)... That's noooot a keeeey..."

She blinked, totally confused, before her cheeks reddened, "Oh my Gods! I am Sooooo sorry! Please tell me that was your tail..."

He seemed to think for a moment, "Yeeeeah. It was."

She sighed, rubbing her head, "Thank Gods... Just give me the jacket..."

He nodded and struggled out of the clothing, before handing it to her. The (a/t) found the keys in seconds. -Why didn't I do this earlier?-

"Finally.." She opened the door, leading the dizzy hedgehog into her home.

Sitting him on the couch, she threw the jacket over his head and walked into the kitchen, grabbing a glass of water. Sitting next to Sonic, she handed him the glass.

"Drink this. It will help sober you up."

Sonic nodded, pulling the jacket from his head and taking the drink, "What is it?"

"Water."

"Ohhhhhh... Right." He took a sip.

(Y/N) sighed and leant back into the couch, "You know, you really scared me before... I thought I had actually-"

"You didn't." He stated quickly, "Trust me, it's okay."

An awkward silence fell over the room, cloaking the two in such a cold manner, it was almost suffocating. The (a/t) grabbed the remote, turning the TV on with a sigh.

Sonic glanced at her, still holding onto the clothing she offered him when she found and rescued him, "Sooo... Why were you out there... Sooo late?"

Her ear twitched and she shrugged, "I know a lot of people get drunk around this time of night, and that mouse, he targets drunks, steals their money, and just beats them. So I go to help them."

"Did yooooouuu kill him?"

"What? No. I'd never kill anyone. Why would you think that?"

"I heard a crack..."

"Oh, I probably broke his jaw. That's all. I knocked him out cold anyway. Everyone is safe tonight." She shrugged, staring at the TV, "What about you? I didn't know you drink."

"I doooon't.." He shook his head, holding it, "Someone offered... I triiied it... Regret it..."

"You'll regret it more in the morning, trust me. Alcohol dehydrates you, so you get a big headache."

"Isss that why you gave me waaater?" He tilted his head, looking at the glass like it was the next best thing.

The (a/t) nodded, smiling, "And banana milk-shakes help as well, because your sugar levels will be low as well."

"Wow... Alllcoholll is evil..."

"Yep. Just like Eggman." She giggled, watching him as he laughed.

"That was a gooood one!" He calmed his laughs to giggles, it was awfully cute.

(Y/N) nodded again, before turning back to the TV. A show about some celebrities being thrown in the jungle was on, and one of the female contestants was currently swimming in a pool of cockroaches. The (a/t) shuddered at the thought of it, hugging her knees to her chest. Bugs are gross.

Sonic, who was staring at the beautiful (a/t) this whole time, saw her shudder and shuffled closer to her, wrapping the jacket around her. (Y/N) looked up, confused. He offered a smile before cuddling up to her, laying out along the couch and nuzzling her side.

She blinked, before smiling and patting his head slowly, earning a purr from the hedgehog. He was so adorable when he was drunk. Taking the cup from his hands, she placed it on the coffee table, before she continued petting him.

Soon enough he was asleep, and the (a/t) was growing drowsy as well.

"I should go to bed..." She yawned, standing and stretching out.

She turned to Sonic, smiling, before she went and grabbed him a cosy blanket. Wrapping it around him, she leant down and kissed his head.

"Boy... You're going to have the biggest headache..." She mumbled, about to walk off.

Before a hand grasped at her wrist, pulling her onto the couch. Sonic hugged her tightly, having thrown the blanket over the both of them as he pulled her down, he was able to nuzzle close to the startled (a/t).

Sighing, she hugged him back, closing her eyes and listening to him purr.

"Good night Sonic..." She kissed his cheek, slowly dozing off.

"Good night (Y/N)..." The hedgehog smiled, completely content with himself,

"Also... that wasn't my tail..."

Definitely a favourite of mine ewe
This one was actually fun to write OvO