(A/N: 2025 IS HERE!!!! YEEEEEEE!!!!! *BOOM* *BOOM")

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Location: GDI/Tiny Desk Hospital

3rd Person Pov

The scene open to the Hospital. A man jump off the building as he scream.

Demoman: Look at thi-

*BOOM*

The man falls ontop of the unexpected police. The man hit the traffic light.

The Man (Engineer): YyYeEeEeEeEeEeReEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE!!!!

The scene changes inside the hospital and we see demoman dancing. As we zoom to the room. Explosion could heard and screaming from Engineer.

On the bed, We see 410Jackass on the hospital. Around him are his family.

410Jackass's Baby: Baby.

410Jackass father collapsed. The "Eeeee" sound could been heard.

Minecraft Death Sound.

410Jackass just fucking died and did A-Pose on the bed.

Then, The doctor came in the room.

Handsome Demoman Doctor: The Author is Dead! No refunds!

410Jackass's Brother: HAHA!

The HDD turns to 410Jackass's Brother.

410Jackass's Brother: I am an animal!

The HDD Carrys the 410Jackass's Brother.

HDD: You're crazy man. Let's go hell!

The HDD Takes 410Jackass's Brother to what god knows where. The scene looks at the TV with screen showning "Hardcore Sandwich". However, It switch to the next sonic movie.

"Are you ready!"

(Ready)

"Are you ready!!"

(Ready)

"Are you reaaaaaadyyyyyy!!!!"

(A/N: Just pretend this is the Sonic 2 Cover)

410Jackass:

In the Hospitals Hall, A man passed by. Until, The Halls explodes and the 410Jackass was walking menacing using the American Anthem.

The next scene shown a car hit the back of the truck. Soldier peak out of his car and see an explosion in the distant.

Soldier: Wait?

Until, A powerful 410Jackass walk and smashed through the cars like nothing as he keep walking as a powerful.

Annoying as he keeps moving on the road.

The next shown scout holding the Sonic 2 X Union Academy. Surrounding by Anime Pillow Girls and VERY Hentai Covers on the walls.

The door burst open and revealed to be 410Jackass as he's tails are glowing like crazy. As he menacing stares at scout.

Scout scream in terror.

As 410Jackass's Approached scout in his menacing glared.

410Jackass kicked scout out of his own house.

Until Engineer (Captainrex2177) Kidnapped Scout and take him to god knows where.

Inside, 410Jackass is laying on scout's bed, He's wearing a pajamas, he's tails was seen behind him and his ears twinge. He's cute eyes is filled with sparkle eyes and staring at the "Sonic 2 X Union Academy".

410Jackass: Noise :3

****{Opening Scene}****

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Location: Mushroom Planet.

3rd Person Pov

The scene opens with a space view of the Mushroom Planet. A large title card is then shown, which says "THE MUSHROOM PLANET." The scene then shows a view of the mushroom planet, after which it shows a mushroom rising up to another mushroom, as a title reads "PARAMOUNT PICTURES presents", causing it to tip what appears to be a small rock over. The small rock then bumps into a small mushroom which rolls into another mushroom, which rolls into another mushroom, which bumps into a round rock when another titles reads, "in association with SEGA SAMMY GROUP". The rock then bumps into a line of four rocks which one by one fall into a gear made out of mushroom which after turning makes a round bucket tip releasing water from inside. The water then pours into the bottom of another mushroom tied to a rope making it lower and hit the ground as a third title reads "an ORIGINAL FILM production". The water picks up a tiny mushroom which floats downhill into a spoon like contraption made out of mushroom which turns and drops it into another as another title reads "a MARZA ANIMATION PLANET/ BLUR STUDIO production". The spoon like contraption drops with the other end rising and bumping into a line of mushrooms that grow in size until the largest lands on a blower like plant which blows at a large round rock. The rock then rolls and bumps into a cable car like contraption which reveals to be holding something inside. The rock rolls into the background as the cable car contraption is taken downward revealing a cart made out of mushroom. The cable car contraption bumps into a platform shaped rock and opens to allow the cart to roll out revealing a small Sonic-like figure in front of it as we see the rock roll in the background. The cart rolls forward as it runs into a column of sticks which fall down making mushroom cups to drop berry like fruit into the cart. The cart then bumps into a rock tossing the figure and fruit out and into a juicer like contraption with thorns in it as the rock drops on it crushing the content revealing a classic Eggman Empire logo painted on it. The content then is then turned into liquid and pours into a cup which is picked up by Dr. Robotnik.

Dr. Robotnik: Doctor's log. It's day 243 in this portabello purgatory.

Dr. Robotnik is shown sitting on a chair in front of his Eggpod, looking at his environment. He then looks down as he holds up Sonic's quill and proceeds to stir his drink with it.

Dr. Robotnik: My only companion is a rock I named "Stone".

Dr. Robotnik looks at the rock. He then looks away, tapping the quill to his cup to dry it off.

Dr. Robotnik: The question is, for whom am I narrating this?

Dr. Robotnik sticks his tongue out and puts it to the quill, causing it to electrocute him, just like before when back on Earth. The scene changes to Dr. Robotnik pulling parts out of the engine of his Eggpod.

Dr. Robotnik: It seems I have become a feature player in the theater of the absurd. Marooned in deep space by that wretched blue rodent. But it is all good thanks to a breathable atmosphere and my supreme intellect, sharpened against the only competitor savvy enough to bring it.

The scene changes to Dr. Robotnik playing chess with mushrooms as the pieces. He takes a mushroom and places it forward.

Dr. Robotnik: Chanterelle to D4.

The screen changes to reveal a rock mirror, revealing that Dr. Robotnik is playing against himself.

Dr. Robotnik: Hmm?

Dr. Robotnik lifts the cup in his hand.

Dr. Robotnik: I have been striving to make fungi into a functional drink of choice...

Dr. Robotnik lifts the cup to his nose and he sniffs it.

Dr. Robotnik: Mushroom coffee.

Dr. Robotnik sips the mushroom juices only to spit it out afterwards due to the bad taste. Dr. Robotnik tries another batch, only to spit it out as well.

Dr. Robotnik: WITH LIMITED!!!!

The scene then shifts to the round rock squeezing more mushrooms.

Dr. Robotnik: LIMITED!!!!

Dr. Robotnik tries out three more cups of mushroom juices, but spits each of them out in disgust. Dr. Robotnik picks up another cup of mushroom juices.

Dr. Robotnik: LIMITED.

Dr. Robotnik tries out the latest cup of mushroom juices, but spits it out in disgust as well.

Dr. Robotnik: Success.

Dr. Robotnik tries out another cup of mushroom juices, but slowly spits it out in disgust. The scene then changes to Dr. Robotnik picking rope-like wires out of the Eggpod and walks forward.

Dr. Robotnik: But today, day 243 has brought a new optimism to my most pressing endeavor!

The scene switches to Dr. Robotnik looking at a large mushroom with rods and a pole, making it look like a radio tower or a satellite transceiver.

Dr. Robotnik: Planetus exodus to returnecus and KICK BLUE BUTTECUS!

Dr. Robotnik climbs up the mushroom to a monitor screen placed on top of the mushroom tower and proceeds to press a few buttons on the instrument board.

Dr. Robotnik: If my calculations are correct, and there is no reason to say "if", because they always are.

Dr. Robotnik lifts a jumper cable with Sonic's quill in its pincers.

Dr. Robotnik: This quill, is going to power my masterpiece.

Dr. Robotnik lifts another jumper cable in his other hand.

Dr. Robotnik: Let's light this candle, and see who comes a-knocking.

Dr. Robotnik clamps the jumper cable on the quill and energizes the power cable, which bolts with blue chaos energy. The tower subsequently creates a shockwave, sweeping a screaming Dr. Robotnik off his feet and onto the ground. The screen switches to a shot of outer space as a shockwave of chaos energy generate a stream of light stretching through space before dissipating.

Timeskip

Dr. Robotnik lies where he fell, unsuspecting the Ring portal appearing in front of him. Soon after, a trio of humanoid alien scavengers wearing chicken skulls for helmets and holding spears walk out from the Ring portal and scout the area. The head of the trio looks to Dr. Robotnik, tilting its head in curiosity. It proceeds to bend down and move its spear towards the seemingly sleeping Dr. Robotnik. It then gently presses the side of his spear on his shirt, before looking to the quill in his hand. Before he can bend down and take it from his hand however, Dr. Robotnik's eyes bolt open.

Dr. Robotnik: Greetings!

The scavenger backs away as Dr. Robotnik uses his other hand and pulls a tarp of grass, revealing his trap. Suddenly, a giant mushroom slams down, causing the mushrooms around it to spin rapidly, alarming the scavengers. Suddenly, the lead scavenger unexpectedly steps into a rope trap, catapulting him screaming far away.

Dr. Robotnik: Klatuu Barata Nikto!

The other scavenger looks at Dr. Robotnik, who kicks a mushroom, resulting in a giant mushroom stem to slam into the second scavenger, sending him flying away, thus leaving the last scavenger to open its spear to reveal red blades. The scavenger proceeds to swing them around to intimidate Dr. Robotnik, only for Dr. Robotnik to use his Robotnik Control Glove to make a call.

Dr. Robotnik: Agent Stone? Now.

The Eggpod engines burn a rope that is connected to a catapult that holds "Agent Stone", sending said rock flying and hit the last scavenger in the face, making him fall on his back. Dr. Robotnik gets up while looking at the Ring portal.

Dr. Robotnik: Thank you, Stone. It's time to say goodbye to this... PIECE OF SHIITAKE PLANET!!!

Dr. Robotnik licks the quill, electrocuting himself again before making a beeline for the Ring portal in slow motion. However, he stops at the sight of a silhouette. Dr. Robotnik gasps as he stops in his tracks, falling on his back as we see the creature's hand, encased in a massive white boxing glove like fist with twin spikes. In a close up of his face, the creature reveals himself to be Knuckles marching right up to him with his eyes glowing red.

Knuckles walks up to Dr. Robotnik before noticing the quill in his hand.

Knuckles: Where did you get that?!

Dr. Robotnik looks at the quill in his hand and swiftly lifts it in between their faces.

Dr. Robotnik: From a little blue menace on the planet called Earth.

Knuckles looks at Dr. Robotnik sternly.

Dr. Robotnik: I'd be happy to show you the way.

The camera swiftly zooms off the area and off planet as the view enters a large blue circular tube. The camera then zooms out to reveal the title card reading "SONIC X UNION ACADEMY". Suddenly an orange blur zooms passed and sits with the title revealing itself to be an orange "2" sprouting two fox tails. The screen then cuts to black.

{TO BE CONTINUE}

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A/N: Created to Captainrex2177. Happy new year everybody!