To the tune of uptown funk

Doh
Doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
This is that ice-cold big country that's up north
We've found some of that iron, that good coal,
Straight excavating!
Findin' dinos all up in Alberta
Winnipeg's got them hockey Jets
But Saskatchewan has got the Riders (wait, what?)
It's too hot (in the summer)
But the winter is super cold
It's too hot (in the summer)
But the winter's super cold (oh man)
There ain't any giant spiders (not here)
There ain't any giant squids (not here)
But we've got something that you don't
We've got something that you don't
Saturday night, all up in Quebec
Eating all that poutine (come on!)
Eating all that poutine!
Eating all that poutine (yeah yeah yeah)
Stop! Wait a minute!
Get the jug with maple syrup in it
Put it on all the pancakes
Then they'll taste super good! (Yeah!)

Okay, this song is too long, so maybe I'll make a part two...

But that's all for now!