I wanna talk to you!
The last time we talked Mr. Smith you reduced me to tears, I promise you it won't happen again.

Do I attract you?
Do I rebounce you with me queasy smile?
Am I to dirty?
Am I to flirty?
Do I like what you like?
Gotta be wholesome?
I could be loathsame?
Guess a little bit shy?
Why don't you like?
Why don't you like me, without making me try?

I tried to be like Grace Kelly,
but all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identy mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you'd like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be anything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!?

Getting angry doesn't solve anything!

How can I help it?
How can I help it?
How can I help what you think?
Hello my baby
Hello my baby
Puttin' my life on the brink
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like yourself?
Should I bend over
Should I look older, just to put on your shelf?

I tried to be like Grace Kelly,
but all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identy mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you'd like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

Say what you want to satiesfy yourself
But you only want,
What everybody else says you should want
You want

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you'd like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you'd like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

Humphrey we're leaving!
Kaching - a!