Queen of mean Star Wars version:

I'm so tired of pretending. Where's my happy ending? I followed all the rules. I drew inside the lines. I never asked for anything that wasn't mine. I waited patiently for my time but when it finally came they called his name. And now I feel this overwhelming pain. I mean, it's in my veins, I mean, it's in my brain. My thoughts are running in a circle like a toy train. I'm kinda like a perfect picture with a broken frame. I know exactly who to blame.

I never thought of myself as mean. I always thought that I'd be a Jedi Master. And there's no in-between, cause if I can't have that, then
I will be the leader of the dark and the bad.
Now there's a devil on my shoulder where the angels used to be and he's me the Master of mean.

Being nice was my pastime. But I've been hurt for the last time. And I won't ever let another
Person take advantage of me. The anger burns my skin, third degree. Now my blood's boiling hotter than a fiery sea. There's nobody getting close to me. They're gonna bow to the Master Sith. Your nightmare's my dream. Just wait until they fall to my wicked schemes.

I never thought of myself as mean. I always thought that I'd be a Jedi Master. And there's no in between. Cause if I can't have that
Then I will be the leader of the dark and the bad. Now there's a devil on my shoulder
Where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the Master of mean
The Master of mean (calling me, calling me)
The Master of mean (calling me, calling me)
Something is pulling me, so magnetic. My body is moving unsure where I'm headed. All of my senses have left me defenseless. This darkness around me is promising vengeance. The price that I'm willing to pay is expensive. There's nothing to lose when you're lonely and friendless. So my only interest is showing this Council that I am a Master and my reign will be endless. I want what I deserve, I want to rule the world. Sit back and watch them learn
It's finally my turn. they want a villain for a Jedi. I'm gonna be the one they've never seen
I'll show them what it means. Now that I am that I will be the ruler of the dark and the bad.

"Cause the devil's on my shoulder where the angels used to be and he's calling me the Master of mean. (Calling me, calling me)
(Calling me, calling me) The Master of mean
(Calling me, calling me). I want what I deserve!