CURSING WARNING

Hey Bramblestar,
You gotta be kidding me
You didn't clean out our moss?
Now that's the third time week

I get a little busy, hun
I got a Clan to lead
Besides today's your turn,
At least,
That's what we agreed?

It's always my turn!
Apart from when it really counts
Such as last night's gathering
You told me to shut my mouth?

Now, that's an exaggeration
you were speaking out of term
There are some Clan matters
That are just not your concern

Of course they're my concern!
I'm your goddamn deputy!
And there you go again
You just never take me seriously

If I didn't take you seriously
I wouldn't have made you deputy
Even though you're next in line,
You can't just go step all over me

Like I owe it all to you
I don't need to take you're charity
I saved your scrappy ass
A hundred times on that journey!

Well I didn't have a choice!
Seeing as you refused to leave!
All you did was bitch and whine and cry and threaten to spill beans!

You're a damn mouse brain
Of you thought you could up and leave
With just
You, little Crowy, Feathertail and Tawny
Oh please
Take a leap
You're like a paranoid queen!
You'da made it halfway and turned around without me

Uh..

Just you wait!
I'm so far from being finished
Now, listen stop your bitching
Take a note of what I'm spitting
You're demanding, condescending
Not the least bit understanding
And you wanna know the truth?
I have no clue what I saw in you!

Woah, woah, what's this even about?

Your absence from my life? Just thought I'd point it out
Your Clan is important, sure,
But what about me? Those are things you should have to choose between

It's not about choosing
I'm just trying to find the time
I can't be everywhere at once
That's why you're by my side

Speaking of sides, have you chosen one yet?
You always seem to find time for daddy
Or did you forget?

Alright, enough!
You can't seem to let that go!
I was young and naive
But I can say that I've grown!
Unlike someone here
Who still acts like an apprentice!
Your saltiness and jealous streak
Is completely horrendous

Excuse me, do you know who you're talking to?
Your friend, your mate
Have you forgotten what we've been though?
Ever since day one
It's only been you and me
And not to mention, buddy
I'm the mother of your babies!

There it is!
Squirrelflight dropped the bomb!
How many cats in this Clan
Get to call you their mom?

* gasp *

Any secrets I should know about?
Or more than you just let out?
If it's lying you prefer, I can always go ahead and ask Ashfur!

And I'll ask Jesse

No ask your sis about the Three
Since you wanna keep the truth from me!

Wow, you should know a lot about trusting your siblings
After all, it's my dad your brother planned on killing!

And what did I do?
I went ahead and took care of it!
You have the guts to break our trust
And frankly?
You're a hypocrite!
First you say you love me
Then I see you getting cozy
With a straight up psychopath
Who almost killed our family!

I'll have you know-

No, it's my turn to cut you off!
You think you're so tough,
But you make me sicker
Than a bought of greencough!
I gave you everything I had in me
And all I ever wanted was to hear an apology!

Bramblestar... I'm so sorry

I'm sorry too. Let's just agree that Leafpool is the cause of like, 90% of our problems

Yeah
* talking crap about Leafpool *

Um... WHAT THE FU-