Hello, we're Twins
We're twins, yes sir
I am me, she is she
Except when I pretend I'm her
And when we switch
You can't tell which is which
You don't know who you're talking to

'cause we're identical 'dentical 'dentical
Identical twins

We look a lot alike
But we are not alike
I'm loud - I'm quiet
She's serious - She's a riot!
We're totally - totally
Different - different
Identical twins

We read different stories
We watch different shows
And have slightly different colored hair
We wear different bows
We dance to different music
We laugh at different jokes
Gosh, gosh, it's like we're
Two different folks

Thought we appear alike
We're nowhere near alike
She's sweet
She's saucy - What's that mean?
Your bossy!
Says you! - it's true!
Is not - is too!

We're totally - totally
Different - different
Identical twins

I am not a Xerox
I am not a clone
A duplicate
A copycat
A second scoop
On an ice cream cone

Friends, pals, partners, chums
But we're marching to different drums

We look a lot alike
But we are not alike
Two - two
Totally - totally
Utterly - utterly
Opposite - opposite
Totally - totally
Different - different
Identical twins

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Identical twins

Two - two
Totally - totally
Utterly - utterly
Opposite - opposite
Totally - totally
Different - different
Identical twins

Identical twins
Deedle leedle Dee dum.