[Victoria:]
Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right
[Elizabeth:]
I don't want to be a priss, I'm just tryna be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the...

[Victoria:]
Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot
[Elizabeth:]
You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not
[Victoria:]
You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth
[Both:]
And that is when it started going south

[Both:]
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

[Victoria:]
I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top
[Elizabeth:]
You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "Stop"
[Victoria:]
And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped
[Both:]
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht

[Both:]
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

[Victoria:]
What about "No" don't you get?
[Elizabeth:]
So go and tell your friends
[Both:]
I'm not really interested

[Victoria:]
It's about time that you're leavin'
[Elizabeth:]
I'm gonna count to three and
Open my eyes and
[Both:]
You'll be gone

[Elizabeth:]
One
[Victoria:]
Get your hands off my...
[Elizabeth:]
Two.
[Victoria:]
Or I'll punch you in the...
[Elizabeth:]
Three.
[Victoria:]
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint

[Both:]
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Take a hint, take a hint

[Both:]
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint