( OK technically this isn't a songfic, but I really wanted to do this! Enjoy! And technically

A girl with red hair up in pigtails and blue eyes and and a boy with blond hair with red tips wearing all black walked towords a house as they were headed to Celene's boyfrinds house, as she looked at PJ and said, "Thanks for helping me do this, PJ I've never broken up with anyone before..." she said, looking a bit nervous.

He waved it off and said, "Sure, what are friends for, if not to help you end other friendships..." he said, thinking it was weird then. "I'm just worried that I'll lose my nerve, I feel like he's a lot more invested in this relationship than I am..." she admitted, bitting her lip.

" Don't worry, I'm a pro at this. Tons of girls have broken up with me." He waved it off with a shrug, and asked, "Have you got your earpiece in?" he asked, adjusting his earpiece.

She nodded, "Yeah. Do you want to test it?"

" Yeah." he said, as she walked towords the door and he started to go to his position, "  This is Mongoose, come in, Heartbreaker."
Celene then paused and felt bad when he used that name, "Okay, I need another codename." she said, as he looked at her and said, "Maneater? Soulcrusher" he asked, as she shook her head, "No, you're just making me feel worse about this." she told her, as he told her, "I'm sorry, you can be Butterfly... of Sadness." he said, playfully smirking.

"Just leave it at Butterfly." she pleaded to him, "Fine. Commence Operation Scarring Emotional Pain." he said, as she gave him a glare as he went behind the bushes, as she walked to the door and rang the doorbell. The door opened to show a guy with dark brown hair and brown eyes as he smiled, " Oh hey, Celene!" he said

"Hey Jason, hi..." Celene said, hugging him awkwardly, as he smiled at her and said, "So good to see you." he said, after she pulled away and she said,"Oh yeah, well, I just wanted to talk to you.." she told him, as PJ told her, 'You are doing great. I repeat, you are doing great.'

But then Jason said, "I was beginning to think that you had forgotten that today was my birthday." making her and PJ tense up as Celene froze as she heard her 'friend' say, ' You are the devil, I repeat, you are the devil.'

Celene nervously laughed as she said, "No, no, I don't forget things like that..." she told him, as PJ told her,'I did not sign up for this, Butterfly! Today is his birthday?' as she hissed to him when Jason wasn't paying attention, " How was I supposed to know?" 'Oh, I don't know, have you thought of Facebook?' he asked, in a very sarcastic voice.

Jason smiled at her and asked,"Hey, do you want to go get something to eat? I was thinking Italian. You think about it, I'll go get my jacket." he said, going back inside of his house. The blond/redhead emerged from the bushes, and asked, "Are you sure you want to continue with this? It's not going to be pretty. If he's anything like me, he's going to cry. A lot."

"I'm sorry, I have to! I can't live in a lie!" she told her as PJ raised a eyebrow and said, "You lie all the time!" as Celene told him, "I know, but I really want to break up." she said, as PJ sighed and went back into the bushes, and that's when Jason came back out with his jacket on. " Though I could do Chinese." he said, as PJ sighed and said, " Okay, let's ruin his special day." he said, but then Jason said, " Of course today is your special day too, seeing how it's our six-month anniversary." he said with a smile, as Celene froze and PJ looked at her in disbelief, " Have you a heart of stone, woman?!" he asked her, as she asked him, " What do I do?" she asked, not knowing what to do.

"Okay, you need to stop him from talking and change the subject!" he told her as she gulped and then exclaimed to Jason, " Stop! I want to talk about cheese." she said, getting a confused face from Jason, and PJ looked at her in disbeief and in shock she said that, as he told her, ' Good, now transition from that to breaking up with him...' he told her as she said to Jason, " Look....This isn't easy for me, just like cheese isn't easy for me to digest...." she said, lying a bit, as PJ said through the ear piece, ' But...?'

"But..." she started to say but then Jason shook his head and said, " It's okay, to be honest, I've kind of seen this coming for a long time now. I'll just spare you the awkwardness...." he said, as PJ smiled a little and said, as Celene took a sigh of relief"Oh, this is going much better now." but then they heard three words that shattered their small hope.

"I love you." he said, as PJ groaned and Celene's breath hitched a little, as PJ said, "  Oh! Red alert! The L-word has entered the conversation! We need to regroup-" he said, as Jason then said, " I was going to wait to give you this, but I can't wait." he said, going back inside as Celene was confused of what was going on, " Huh?!" as PJ then said, "Oh no, don't let him bring out any presents, Butterfly, stop this." he said, as she didn't know what to do, but then Jason brought out a adorable black furred puppy, as Celene looked at it, thinking it looked so adorable, as PJ gasped seeing the puppy, seeing it, and thinking it was adorable as well.

"What are you going to call him? It looks like a Toby to me. I used to have a dog named Toby...." he muttered the last part as Celene didn't know what to say, bitting the inside of her cheek, as PJ groaned, " Ugh! That is an adorable name. We are losing control of the conversation, Butterfly, we need to regain-" the door opened again, and they saw a middle aged woman come out and saw Celene, and smiled, " Hello! I'm Jason's mom. Hi! It is so good to finally meet you! We have heard so much about you!" she said, as she hugged Celene, as Celene nervously laughed, hugging her back.

"Okay, we have engaged multiple hostiles..." PJ said" PJ, help me!" Celene hissed to him, as he told her, " Okay, don't worry. I'm mobilizing, here comes the distraction..." he stood up from the bushes as he walked near them, as Celene nervously smiled as Jason and his mom where surprised to see PJ. " Hello there!" he smiled as he then told them,"I am in the neighborhood today... to rob you!" he said, as Celene gave him a look of disbelief and a glare as he nervously smiled, as Jason's mom got angry as she got her purse as she started to beat him with her purse, pretty hard, as Celene flinched as Jason cheered for his mom. "Yeah! Get him, mom! Yes. Harder!" he said, as PJ yelped in pain as he crawled away after she hit him pretty hard in the ribs as she came back with a smirk as she opened her purse to show she had a brick in her purse, " And that's why I always carry a brick in my purse." she said, as Celene gulped, nodding as she heard PJ moan weakly, " Man down, Butterfly, man down..."

Jason's mom then gently touched Celene's shoulder, as she pulled her to the side and said, "Anyway, you'll be good to my Jason, okay? Between you and me, the last girl he dated practically ripped his heart out, so I'm glad he's dating you now." she said as Celene gulped,nervously smiling as PJ said, in a weak and quite, but still trying to be strong voice, "Okay, we can still pull through on this." he said, before the final nail hit the coffin, " I mean, can you believe she broke up with him a year ago today? I mean, it was his birthday, first of all, and the day his dog died." as Celene started to sweat,being very nervous and scared and feeling bad as well,she and Jason's mom looked over to Jason and saw him holding the black puppy with a smile as he asked the puppy, " You'll never die. Will you, Toby Junior?" he asked as he hugged the puppy gently as PJ then said, "....Abort the mission." was all he could say, not wanting to break this guy's heart, as Jason's mom said, "I mean, what kind of sick, twisted person would do that?" she asked as Celene thought to herself, ' My dad probably...'

Pj told her over there ear pieces, "I'm sorry, Butterfly, you got to date him for at least two more weeks. My conscience is screaming at me, along with my ribs." he held his ribs as Celene nervously laughed as she said, " Y-Yeah. I would never do something like that..." she then came near her boyfriend as she told him," Hey, I'm just going to get your present and then I'll be right back, okay?" she flashed a smile as he nodded and said, " Sounds good." he said as Celene walked near the bushes as she dragged PJ away as she hissed, " I knew we should have done this over the phone." she said as PJ said, " Ah, I require medical attention." he said as Celene then hissed, " Your now a D- rank." she said as PJ could only groan.

A man with purple hair and purple eyes came out with a smirk as he said, " Nicely done, everyone. Looks like Operation Stop Celene From Breaking Up With Jason was a huge success." he said as Jason and his mom high-fived, as they walked back inside, bring Oma and Toby Jr with them.

( Want a part 2 of this? :3)