All right, everybody sit down, quiet down, listen up
I've brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries
Like every year we'll start with A and we'll end with Z
Alright, is the band ready?
Lyon: Ready
Henry: All right, hit it boys
One, and a two

A is for Anthony who drowned in a pool of his own blood
B is for Boey was eaten by ghouls
C is for Chrom with magic in the gut
D is for Dorcas with poison in the gut
E is for Est who bled and bled
F is for Frey who was stabbed through the eye
G is for Gordin who hanged by a noose
H is for Hector who was killed by a curse

Several Risen: One by one we bite the dust
We kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down

Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down

Henry:
I is for Ike who lost his blade
J is for Johnny, was bitten by snakes
K is for Katarina was shot in the head
L is for Lukas who let magic leave him dead
M's for Marth who failed as a prince
N is for Nino who was pummeled by fists
O is for Olivia who lived life too fast
P is for Pelleas who died to a pact

Lyon: Alrighty lads, all together now:

Risen: One by one we bite the dust
We kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down

Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down

Henry: Q is for Quan who took the wrong trail
R is for Reina who rotted in jail
S is for Sigurd who was burned to a crisp
T is for Tori who froze in the snow
U is for Uther who was killed by the flu
V is for Vanessa who fell off her pegasus
W is for Wrys who was replaced by a vulnerary
X is for Xane who impersonated the wrong enemy
Y is for Yune who went insane
Z is for Zelgius who was beheaded with his own blade.