I thought about that dumb RelieveAll commercial. It had a goofy looking duck, a horse, and a donkey that stepped on this man's foot. They danced around him singing:

When you have an oops

And the commotion brings the goose

 [I'm not a goose, the duck complains]

Take a little RelieveAll

Duck: And rub it on the wall

The wall? No, silly duck!

You're running amuck!

You put it where you hurt it!

You put it where you hurt it!

The wall doesn't feel

But it does where ya kneel

So put it on your heel and RelieveAll!

-- Molly's Miracle Colonies. This YA Science Fiction novel of mine is here on Wattpad. Not that this silly poem would motivate you to read it LOL! But Molly often sings stupid ad jingles to amuse her patients as she sings healing on them.