I weigh 57 pounds. You got a problem with that?

Not too close. I hardly know you.

I'm slim, trim, and I like to look at the stars. Wanna dance?

Hey! How about a breath mint before you get near my eyepiece?

I swing on a star. That's my job.

Look through my eye and

I'll show ya the stuff dreams

and stars are made of!

-- I miss my telescope. When I couldn't lift it any more, I donated it to the local college. It makes me happy to think of the joy it now brings students.