Location: Somewhere in the Forest - Outside of City Z

No POV

As the chapters starts off at a local forest outside of City Z as a portal appeared out of nowhere as a mysterious mustached man in a pinkish red hat, light blue overalls and glowing eyes came out of the portal before he looked at his device that resembled a Gameboy as he seems to be searching for something located in the area he's in and will not rest until he found what he's looking for.

???: Target Acquired...

Location: Somewhere in the city

Then we cut over to the city to see a big bald-headed man named Hammerhead, who is looking quite serious and confident in a high-tech battle suit mech along with his own army of bald-headed man with the same battle suits as he started asking the people around him about why he and his fellow henchmen are forced to work and pay for their own food and everything is too expensive for them to pay as he is planning something evil upon the innocent people in the city.

Hammerhead: Answer me this! Why are we forced to work?! Why must we pay money in order to eat?! Can't we all just share? The rich get fat while the poor die!

Then we see a few images of what he's talking about as we see people struggling through their everyday lives of working at a dead-end job and only earning minimum wage and have limited amount of money to do fun stuff or spend on what they want due to the high amounts of bills that have to pay to keep a roof over their heads and have food on the table.

Where is the true freedom in this world?! We are all slaves to our work! And is work fun? No! How could it be?! We do not want to work, period! That's why I, Hammerhead, will change our society into one where only those who want to work will work, while the rest are supported! We will create a utopia! The Paradisers led by me, Hammerhead, will make all this a reality!

After giving such an amazing and motivational speech about creating a perfect utopia with his team known as the Paradisers, no one seems to be even listening to them as they are just ignoring them and just walked by them and continued going on with their day.

Paradiser Minion: Boss, no one's listening.

Hammerhead: What?! Bah! These civilians are idiots! Let's go! Zeniru's the richest man in town. We'll wreck his posh penthouse and show them we're serious! High-rise apartments are symbols of inequality!

The Paradisers: Yes, sir!

So now, Hammerhead and the Paradisers are on their way to commit some crimes and destroy the penthouse that belonged to one of the richest men in the country named Zeniru. All they have to do is to destroy the building and get rich quick as they stand upon the building that they believed to be the place they're looking for.

Paradiser Minion #1: This whole building is Zeniru's home.

Hammerhead: (Angry) There's no way he made so much money legally. Unforgivable! Bring it down!

Paradiser Minion #2: Yes, sir!

Then the Paradiser used the power of his mech-suit, which literally packed a serious punch that completely destroyed the entire building in a single punch as the entire building collapsed to the ground with a bunch of civilians running for their lives.

Paradiser Minion #2: Target destroyed!

Hammerhead: Hm, these experimental battle suits sure pack a wallop. It was definitely worth risking our lives to steal them.

But unfortunately for them, they accidentally destroyed the wrong building and the house they're looking is further up to the forest as they just destroyed that building for no reason.

Paradiser Minion #1: Wait, that was the wrong building. My bad, Boss. Zeniru's house is a little further up...

Hammerhead went silent for a moment before he told them that is all okay and everyone makes mistakes from time to time, and no one is perfect all the time.

Hammerhead: Whatever! Everyone makes mistakes! The important thing is to learn from them. Am I right?

Paradiser Minion #1: Yes, you're right!

Hammerhead: All right, then onward to Zeniru's!

Paradiser: YEAH!!!

Then we cut over to another part of town to see a young child who is crying over a balloon that got stuck in a tree until C-Class Hero known as Mumen Rider rode by in his bicycle and helped out the child like a hero that he is right now.

Little Kid: Thanks, bicycle guy!

Then Mumen Rider gave the kid a thumbs up before he continued riding down the city in his bicycle to look for more evildoers to take down to keep his hero status in check.

Location: Y/n's Room - Earth 616-G

As we cut over to Earth 616-G, where we see the Son of Godfield himself, Y/n L/n, who is sleeping peacefully in a normal bed instead of his cat bed until he suddenly woke up screaming as he woke up from another nightmare, only he wasn't in it and instead had a young girl with black hair and a familiar looking man that got tied up in a pole with the head of a mysterious person on top of the pole as they both had a rap battle with a cartoonish cat and another one that looks just like Garfield in a weird way. Then it went all downhill when a red hat plumber challenged the young girl to a game of rock, paper, scissors, but got something stuck to his finger that really woke him up from his slumber.

Y/n: (Screams) Luna will not play rock, paper scissors with you!!! You got a booger on your finger!

Then Y/n snapped back into reality after experiencing that kind of nightmare like that. At least it wasn't as scary as another nightmare like how he had to face off against a psychotic Jon that locked Lyman in the basement of a spooky mansion.

Y/n: Now I've seen everything.

So, Y/n got up and started getting ready for the day while one of his servants started making breakfast for him and his father, Godfield, who already got up and ready for a new day as he began watching TV before coming across the news channel in the One Punch Man Universe.

Y/n: Morning, Dad.

Godfield: Morning, Son. Did you have another nightmare?

Y/n: Yeah, but it wasn't as scary as the spooky haunted mansion one to be honest. Anything going on TV right now, Dad?

Godfield: Just got on the news channel in Saitama's world, Y/n. Maybe there might be some crimes going on there for us to do today.

Y/n: I see. Well, let's hope it's worth the trouble causes if anything serious is going on like a meteor heading towards Earth or an alien invasion.

Godfield: We'll see son...we'll see.

News Anchor Woman: The terrorist group responsible for the riots call themselves the Paradisers. They have destroyed a high-rise building in City F. The situation seems to be spiraling out of control. I'm receiving word that we have just learned the identity of their leader.

Then they showed the picture of the villain and leader of the Paradisers known as Hammerhead as Godfield is starting to get interested on what he's up to after he and his army destroyed a building in City F. Godfield continued watching the news while Y/n is busy getting ready for the day as he was brushing his teeth and rising his mouth out with a cup of water.

News Anchor Woman: This is Hammerhead, a B-class criminal, who has been involved in several violent incidents in the past. He is a man of large stature, standing 2.15m tall and weighing 210kg. According to one witness report, he once fought 20 men in a street brawl and sent them all to the hospital. The Paradisers sent the following message to this TV station. "We will continue to riot until food, clothing and shelter are provided free of charge to those who do not work," amongst other unintelligible demands."

Y/n: Sounds like someone got the bad case of the Mondays.

Godfield: Yes. It seems like these "Paradisers" are really causing a lot of trouble, just so he and his men can live the work-free lifestyle.

Y/n: Seems like they're a lot like us and even Saitama as well.

Godfield: True. True.

Y/n: You think we should be involved to stop those Paradisers from causing more trouble to the city?

Godfield: I do believe so, but let's listen in on this news report before we head over there to deal with the threat.

Y/n: Got it.

News Anchor Woman: Like Hammerhead, the group is made up of unemployed young men with no motivation to work. Also, the group members all have shaved heads, making them quite intimidating.

That actually got their attention after both Y/n and Godfield heard that the Paradisers all have bald heads like Saitama and if they're really causing a lot of chaos and destruction, just for the sake of not working at a dead-end job and get the money they deserve, the caped baldy will be seen as a threat to the Hero Association since they stole his own identity.

News Anchor Woman: Those who encounter any shaven-headed men on the street are advised to leave the area immediately.

Y/n: What?

Godfield: But that's--

Y/n/Godfield: They stole his look!

Then the two of them quickly ate their breakfast and immediately suited up before opening up the portal to go find the Paradisers to save Saitama's heroic reputation.

Y/n: Those foolish bastards! Saitama has spent all his time trying to be a hero, but if they keep acting up, he'll be treated like a villain!

Godfield: Right. So, if we're gonna save Saitama's image from ever becoming a true hero, we're gonna smash them!

Y/n: Then let's roll!!!

They opened a portal to Saitama's universe and immediately went into to go after the Paradisers as they began causing a lot of mayhem and destruction to the entire city.

The Crowd of Innocent Civilians: Run! It's them! The Paradisers are coming. They aren't...backing down! This is too dangerous!

Then out in the open, the bicyclist hero, Mumen Rider, is here to save the day to stop the Paradisers from causing any more chaos and destruction to the people in the city.

Mumen Rider: Stop right there, you pack of thugs! The bicyclist for justice, Mumen Rider, is here!

Civilians: Mumen Rider has come to save us! There's nothing to fear if he's here!

Hammerhead: A hero? What a joke!

Mumen Rider: Here I go!

He then readied to punch down the Paradisers one by one until....

POW!!!

Woman: (Screams)

Man: Somebody call an ambulance!

Mumen Rider wasn't able to stop them, which resulted in him getting seriously hurt and his body collapsed on the pavement with blood pouring from his head as the people around immediately called 911 to get this hero to a hospital until a portal appeared in the middle of the street next to Mumen Rider as Y/n and Godfield make their way to the city to find and stop the Parasiders.

But as they arrived at the city with people began talking about who this new hero is as Y/n looked down to see an injured Mumen Rider as he quickly used his powers to heal Mumen Rider's injuries instantly as Mumen Rider quickly regain consciousness before looking up to see Y/n that kneeled down to him and saved his life. Everyone around them is surprised to see Y/n help out a fellow hero like that.

Y/n: You're okay now, brave hero. I'll get back at the one that did this to you. (Gets up and asks the civilians) Excuse me? Can anyone tell me where the Paradisers are right now?

Random Civilian: They just went through the woods. It's not far from here.

Y/n: Thank you, fellow citizen. I better get going. (Turns to Mumen Rider) Be careful out there, my friend. It's a dangerous world out here, but I'm sure you'll be able to keep up the great hero work here.

Then Y/n flew away to get to the woods, but Mumen Rider tried to stop him to thank him for helping him out and heal his wounds, however, he wasn't able to stop him before he flew away to after the Paradisers.

Mumen Rider: Hey Wait! I-

Too late. He already left the scene as Mumen Rider began to wonder who that angelic hero really is.

Mumen Rider: Who was that guy?

Location: Zeniru's Penthouse aka The Golden Turd

As we cut over to Zeniru's Penthouse, the butler kept trying to convince Zeniru to get away as soon as possible before the Paradisers arrived and destroy everything he owns.

The Butler: Mr. Zeniru, you must flee!

Zeniru : H-Hm. What? Are you kidding? Running away from terrorists would hurt my reputation.

???: There's no need to leave.

Then we see the deadly ninja known as Speed-o'-Sonic that Zeniru hired to take down the Paradisers as he plans to take down every last one of them to save Zeniru's penthouse and his reputation before everything goes down in flames.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: You're a lucky man, having this occur while I'm still under contract.

The Bulter: But you're a bodyguard--

Zeniru: Oh, Sonic! Can I leave this to you? The men coming are--

POOF!

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: (Appears Behind them) Of course. It's their lives you should worry about. But please do think of a way to dispose of the pile of dead bodies. The Paradisers...a bunch of upstarts equipped with some new type of battle suit and led by the B-class criminal Hammerhead. He might have some backbone.

Location: Somewhere in the Forest

As we cut back to the Paradisers that are walking in the woods to get to Zeniru's building, which is not far from where they're at and they can see in the distance.

Paradiser Minion #1: Boss, you can see Zeniru's building across the woods. People call it the Golden Turd.

Hammerhead: All right, let's go! (Sees someone hiding behind a nearby statue in the shadows) Something's here.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: I've been waiting for you, Hammerhead.

Then the Parasiders saw Speed-o'-Sound Sonic appeared from the shadows as he made an entrance to take out the Paradisers.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: Zeniru sent me. Let me start out by saying no opponent of mine has ever escaped alive. I plan on keeping it that way. When it comes to my job, I'm a perfectionist. But if you surrender right now, I'll let you live. So, what will it be?

Hammerhead: (Growls) GET HIM!!!

Then the Paradisers charged at the ninja, only for Sonic to use his amazing speed to his advantage to kill the Paradisers one by one as each and every one of them got their heads sliced and diced into fleshy pieces. Hammerhead could not believe what is going on here as all of his men are now getting beheaded by the deadly ninja.

Hammerhead: What is this? What's going on?

He then tried blocking the attack by raising his arms over his head until Sonic's blade managed to make a cut on the arm, thus angering Hammerhead as he is not gonna be stopped that easily.

Hammerhead: Bastard!

He then tried to stop Sonic by slamming his fists onto the ground that caused an earthquake, but the ninja was too fast for him to attack on.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: What's this now? Trying to intimidate me? You can't see me, can you?

Then Hammerhead found Sonic hiding in the tree before he grabbed a huge boulder and threw it as Sonic, which he dodged it after he threw it at him.

Hammerhead: There you are!

Then we cut over to Saitama who is being wrongly accused of being one of the Paradisers due to his bald head as he is also trying to find the Paradisers as well for stealing his image that people now see him as a villain and not a hero.

Man: It's a terrorist!

Saitama: No, I'm not!

Then he noticed the rock that Hammerhead threw managed to hit the Golden Turd on Zeniru's building.

Then we cut back to Sonic who just kept dodging the rocks that Hammerhead was throwing at him with his amazing speed.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: So, he decided to fight instead of run.

Then he smiled wickedly before he stopped as he let his own ego get the better of him as he got surrounded by a row of rocks that Hammerhead threw at him as he used that to his advantage as some sort of trap for him to use against Sonic.

Speed-o'-Sonic: Oops, there goes my bad habit again.

Hammerhead: (Laughs at Sonic) You're just a little dog bought by Zeniru's money. You think someone like me, who fights for a noble cause, can lose to a gun-for-hire dog like you?!

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: (Thinking) Yes, I see what he's up to. Just as I thought he's a complete fool. Couldn't he have at least tried to arrange the rocks in a less obvious way?

Hammerhead: (Grabs another huge rock) There are plenty more rocks where those came from! If you don't stop me, they'll keep coming.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: So, you think you'll be able to deal with my speed if you know which direction I'm coming from? How utterly pathetic. But I'll play along. (Dashes towards Hammerhead in lighting speed) In fact, I'll take you head on!

Sonic then used his amazing speed to dash towards Hammerhead, but despite being afraid of what is going to happen to him if he doesn't act fast to defeat this ninja from slicing his head in half.

Hammerhead: He's too fast. I can't see him. But it doesn't matter if I can't. Because of this! (Grabs a whole tree) Gotcha!

Then he slammed the tree down at the path, hoping that it's enough to take down Speed-o'-Sonic with such brute force.

Hammerhead: Think about how stupid you were to face off against me on your way down to Hell!

Then without warning, Hammerhead got stabbed by a shuriken to the back of his head, causing him to collapse on the ground. His attempt to take down Sonic has failed as the deadly ninja managed to take Hammerhead down.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: (Calls Zeniru) It's over. Unfortunately, I couldn't go easy on them. Yes, Hammerhead's body is here too. I'll head back now--(Notices Hammerhead is gone) The corpse is gone?

Then Speed-o'-Sonic decided to go find Hammerhead or what's left of the Paradisers, not noticing that someone was watching Sonic within the trees as he left to go find what he's been looking for in the forest. Then as we cut over to another part of the forest, we see Hammerhead still alive and made a run for it from the ninja as it appears that his own skull is very durable as it's thicker than a normal human's as it only knocked him out for a short while before he could make a run for it.

Hammerhead: (Thinking) That was close! Good thing he hit my head. My skull always was several times thicker than normal. Dammit. I don't know who that bastard was, but one day I'm gonna kill-- (Sees Y/n in the distance) Huh? Now what?

Then we see Y/n made it to the forest, looking for Hammerhead and the Paradisers before he was confronted by the leader of the Paradisers himself.

Y/n: Hm? (Notices Hammerhead) Oh, there you are.

Location: Dr. Kuseno's Lab

Inside the lab of Dr. Kuseno, he is currently working on Geno's body and adding a few modifications after his battle with Mosquito Girl and Carnage Kabuto as the demon cyborg began explaining to Dr. Kuseno about Y/n and Saitama.

Genos: As with the mosquito monster, I once again underestimated my opponent's power. I let my guard down and Kabuto took advantage of that. If Y/n and Master Saitama had not been there, I would certainly have been destroyed.

Dr. Kuseno: I see. Well, I'm glad you're okay--

Genos: Doctor...they both saved my life twice. You, Doctor Kuseno, restored my life to me. Later this same life was saved by Y/n and Master Saitama, who both now has saved it again.

Dr. Kuseno: Yes, I get the picture, Genos. What you're trying to tell me is how amazing this Y/n and Saitama really is, right?

Genos: Yes.

Dr. Kuseno: Genos, they're not ready just yet, but I am developing a new series of augmentations. When I replace your existing parts with these new ones, you may be able to surpass those two. I imagine they must possess an enormous amount of strength for you go on about him so.

Genos: Yes.

Back with Y/n and Hammerhead in the forest...

Hammerhead: What's your deal? You here to sign up with the Paradisers?

Y/n: Not exactly. I'm just one of those guys who's a hero for fun. But, for personal reasons, I'm here to smash your heads in for stealing my friend's own image that made him look like a villain since you and your followers are all bald like him and I won't allow you to steal that from that will ruin his heroic reputation. So, where are your followers? I could've sworn that there a lot of you around here and--

Hammerhead: Then, die!!

POW!!!

With a massive punch from Hammerhead, he caused a massive explosion from the punch's shockwave as Hammerhead doesn't have time to deal with this problem, not even realizing who he's really dealing with right now.

Hammerhead: I better get out of here quick. (Notices Y/n is okay) Huh?! (Thinking) How?! I thought I punched him.

Y/n: Are you challenging me? I wasn't expecting you to punch me like that, only for it to be a total letdown. You know, I was all excited to know more about these battle suits. But despite the flame design, which is lame and tacky, all they do is give you superhuman strength.

Hammerhead: (Growling in Anger) You have no idea how hard it was to get hold of these things! How could an insignificant ant like you know their true value, huh?!

Then Hammerhead started charging up his battle suit to full power to use against Y/n as a last resort to take him out.

Hammerhead: Today's your lucky day, kid! I've been looking for someone to test the full power of this suit on someone like you! (War Cry) (Does a major spin attack) Spin attack!

Then Y/n suddenly remembered something back in the day when he was a young child before he met Garf many years ago as he tried doing that move before.

Y/n: (Thinking) Wow! I used to use that move all the time when I was a kid...

Then Y/n used both hands to stop Hammerhead's Spin Attack move, which surprised him to see Y/n managed to stop his powerful move with two hands.

Hammerhead: Huh? No way...IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Y/n: (Thinking) Hammerhead, huh? He's a lot like me.

Hammerhead: No Way! What the hell are you?!

Then Y/n pushed Hammerhead to a nearby tree before Y/n transformed into one of his forms, known as Giga-Chadfield, but decided to go full power on this form and use it against Hammerhead, only to destroy the suit and not his entire body as he decided to let him live due to how desperate he needs to make money without a job that he couldn't be able to apply.

Hammerhead: (Shocked) What the hell?! What even are you?!

Y/n: (As Giga-Chadfield) Your worst nightmare! You're lucky to witness the full power of this form of mine. So, prepare to taste defeat!!!

Then he elbowed Hammerhead do hard, it completely shattered his battle suit to a million pieces, leaving Hammerhead butt naked as he looked down in shocked before starting to cower in fear as he didn't want to die at the hands of the Son of Godfield in his current form.

Hammerhead: W-Wait. Hold on! I just wanted to get out of working that's all!

Y/n: Don't be bad anymore, okay?

Hammerhead: Huh? Wait...You're not going to kill me?

Y/n: (Changes back to normal) You'll find a job eventually and you'll learn your lesson eventually. Now... (Demonic Voice) GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

Hammerhead: (Runs away) Ok! You got it! (Screaming like a coward)

With Hammerhead defeated and humiliated, the deed is done and Saitama's reputation as a hero is saved.

Y/n: Well, looks like my work here's is done. Guess I'll go home then.

Then as Y/n is about to leave to go back home, he notices something glowing within inside the hole of a nearby tree as Y/n walked over there to see what's inside and when he pulled out the shiny object, it revealed to be...

Y/n: A Star? What's this doing inside a tree in a forest like this?

Then suddenly, just Y/n was looking at the glowing star, a pair of glowing red eyes were behind Y/n before he grabbed something that came from the person before it could hit him that appeared to be a sharp sword as he looked behind to see a man that resembled Mario as Y/n crushed the sword into pieces.

This has greatly surprised the man to see someone managed to break his sword into pieces as Y/n pushed the man away from him as the two of them look each other in the eyes.

Y/n: Who are you?

???: Hand over the Power Star. 'Points Katanna at Y/N' Or else.

Y/n: Huh? (Pulls out the Power Star) You mean this? Why should I give it to you?

???: That is none of your business. Give me the Power Star or I will end your life right here.

Y/n: (Glares at the man) Are you challenging me?! If you want this Power Star, you're gonna have to earn my respect to have it!

???: It's not up to you! Hand me the Power Star or you're going to regret it!

Y/n: Talking back to me won't work! If you want it so badly...(Eats the Power Star whole) Then come and get it!

???: Very well then.

Then the man started to jump from place to place before he appeared in front of Y/n and started throwing haymakers at Y/n, only for him to block his attacks with one hand. Then he started jumping from place to place again, creating after images of himself to trick Y/n before he appeared behind him and is about to punch him only for him to back away when he felt a strange aura coming from Y/n as the man never felt this kind of feeling before in his life...

Fear.

???: (Thinking) (Growls) Who is this mortal?! He should be cowering in fear from my presence, but this feeling inside this body is sending me danger signals from him, despite of him leaving himself wide open for me to attack. What is this mortal planning? No matter. I will not be defeated that easily. I don't care how strong this mortal is...I will get that Power Star from him if it's the last thing I'll do!

Then he tried jumping straight at him by launching himself from a tree behind Y/n as he is about to do a sneak attack on Y/n only for him to turn his head to face the man, greatly shocking him as he quickly tried to do a kick attack to the head, but Y/n dodged it by moving out the way before Y/n is about to give the man a uppercut to the jaw.

???: (Shocked) What?!

Y/n: Checkmate.

However, what he didn't even realize that his fist was aiming towards the crotch area it landed right on the fist, crushing his balls in the process, which actually shocked Y/n that he accidentally punched the man in the balls as the man regain his momentum and landed safely in the ground while looking down as Y/n immediately apologized to the man for doing that kind of stunt to him.

Y/n: Oh God! I am so sorry! I didn't mean to do that to you, sir! I was going to punch you right in the jaw, but your momentum carried my fist into you---

???: (Screaming in Pain)

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(Playing "Breakfast" from Friday Night Funkin)

???: Listen here, foolish mortal. I don't know who the hell you are, but out of all greatest humans and monsters, you are by far the most evil person I've ever met. Keep that Power Star, but mark my words, I, Devil Mario will come back to get my revenge on you, and I will reclaim that Power Star from you. I am on a mission to find the Power Stars to become more stronger, but my search will be on hold after finding such a worthy opponent, I am determined to get stronger to fight you and settle this like men. (Struggling from the pain from his crotch area) Let me know your name...

Y/n: (Deadpan) It's Y/n....

Devil Mario: (In Pain) Y/n! Next time we meet, your blood will be in my hands!!! (Groans in Pain)

Y/n: (Deadpan) Sure....

Devil Mario: I, Devil Mario, the future ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, will not rest until I take you on-

POW!!!

Then without warning, Devil Mario got punched straight into the air by Saitama and was blasted off into the horizon.

Y/n: Whoa....wasn't expecting that to happen.

Saitama: (Turns to Y/n) Who was that guy?

Y/n: I don't know, but at least he's dealt with. What are you doing here at this neck of the woods?

Saitama: Oh. I came here to find the Paradisers that stole my image and people think I was one of those terrorists.

Y/n: Not to worry, it won't be long for me to wipe out all of the memories of everyone that saw you as one of those terrorists, but I managed to take out the leader and he's now running away all the home naked.

Saitama: Really? You took out those terrorists by yourself?

Y/n: Yeah, I had to save your reputation as a hero after all.

Saitama: Huh. I guess I owe you one then.

Y/n: Well, how about we celebrate this victory with some ramen noodles. I'm buying.

Saitama: Sounds good to me. Let's go.

Then the two of them went to go celebrate their victory with some ramen noodles, until...

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: Where did Hammerhead wonder off to? There's no one left but you two.

Then the two of them looked behind them to see Speed-o'-Sonic appear behind them as he thought that they were one of the Paradisers, which is not true.

Y/n: (Points to Sonic where Hammerhead went off to) He was heading in that direction screaming. Buck naked.

Then Sonic threw a shuriken at Y/n, which he immediately grabbed it as he looked down to see what he grabbed.

Y/n: What the?

Then Sonic used his blade to stab Y/n in the eye, only for Saitama to grab it before it could hit Y/n and he didn't even flinch from the tip of the blade that was this close to his eye. Sonic was shocked to see the caped baldy grabbed his sword that quick as he crushed the blade into pieces.

Saitama: Hey, you got it wrong.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: I got what wrong?

Saitama: I know it's sounds weird, but we're not one of the Paradisers.

Y/n: Yes. You got the wrong guys.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: You're both lying.

Y/n: What did you just say to me?

Saitama: No, no, no. Don't be dumb--look at me!

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: I don't really need to. With that bald head, there's no denying it. (Turns to Y/n) Even though you had that cat cloak one, you're still guilty as one of those terrorists.

Y/n: (Demonic Voice) How dare you accuse me and my friend as one of those terrorists?! We're the guys who are a couple hero for fun! I am the Son of Go-

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: Never heard of you.

Y/n was shocked to hear something like that from Sonic as he felt the feeling of shame and despair that he doesn't know a lot about him, even after all the good things he did to the world he's in. Saitama on the other hand did not like that tone from Sonic as he became angry at the ninja for disrespecting Y/n like that.

Y/n: (Depressed) Oh, I see...

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: Either way, it doesn't matter to me at the least. You both were able read my attacks twice in a row. That's the real problem. Born in a ninja village, I've been perfecting my techniques since childhood. Yet you two saw right through them. This I cannot allow.

Saitama: (Thinking) What's he talking about?

Y/n: (Thinking) Is he serious right now?

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: My pride won't allow it. I don't care who you are, I can't let you two simply walk away.

Then Sonic appeared behind them to kill them until Saitama decided to get back at Sonic for disrespecting Y/n by bluffing the ninja about using his speed related moves on Y/n and not just himself.

Saitama: Oh, come on. You just want to try out your perfected moves on my friend here. I bet he can tell by that innocent smile of yours.

Then Sonic smiled wickedly after hearing that from Saitama before he started jumping from place to place in supersonic speed trying to confuse the two of them despite of them not even flinching or paying attention to what Sonic is planning to do them.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: What do you think of this speed that breaks the sound barrier? Of these shock waves? Can you two even see me? How can you two possibly keep up with me?

Then he propelled him from a tree behind Y/n and Saitama to attack them from behind, only for both of them to turn their head to face Sonic very fast, thus shocking the deadly ninja of seeing them catching him in the middle of a failed sneak attack.

Y/n: Are you done yet?

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: (Shocked) Bastard! Wind Blade Kick!

He then tried using one of his more deadly attacks on the two heroes, only for them to step out of the way just in time before Saitama raised his fist to stop Sonic, only for the fist to land on, you guess it, on his crotch area.

Saitama: Checkmate.

And just like Devil Mario, Sonic managed to regain his momentum and got back on the ground while Saitama immediately apologized for what he just did and Y/n was in complete shock and he can already feel his father, Godfield having the same exact expression on his face.

Saitama: Sorry! I didn't do that on purpose. I meant to stop before hitting you, but your momentum carried my fist into your--

Sonic: (Groaning in Pain)

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https://youtu.be/lY3ujnPRfrU

(Playing "Breakfast" from Friday Night Funkin)

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: Listen. I've worked every job from assassin to bodyguard. I'm the deadly ninja. Speed-o'-Sound Sonic! But for the time being, my work will be on hold. Now that I've found such formidable opponents, I'm dedicating myself to training until we settle this. Let me know your names.

Saitama: (Deadpan) It's Saitama.

Y/n: It's Y/n, Son of Godfield.

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: Saitama! Y/n, Son of Godfield! Next time we meet, it'll be your demise!

Saitama: (Deadpan) Sure.....

Y/n: (Deadpan) Right....

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, the ultimate ninja, will not rest until I brought you both down!!!

Saitama: Go Train hard!

Then after that Y/n and Saitama decided to head back to Y/n's apartment to celebrate another victory with Genos arriving to hear about the news about facing off against the Paradisers and meeting Speed-o'-Sonic and Devil Mario. Despite of what happened today, Y/n couldn't help but feel really depressed on how Speed-o'-Sonic said that he never heard of him or Godfield right in his face after he accused him and Saitama for being one of those terrorists.

Genos: Devil Mario? Speed-o'-Sound Sonic? Who are they? And who would possess such redundant names like that?

Saitama: Dunno. He suddenly appeared after Y/n defeated the Paradisers, declared we were rivals, and took off. I don't know who that other guy was, but he doesn't seem much of a threat.

Genos: If they're a couple of nuisances, I will get rid of them.

Saitama: Well, you're hardly different. Actually, why are you here again? Go home. It's not like we're all related.

Genos: Master, I must become stronger--

Y/n: Both of you shut up!

Saitama and Genos recoiled a bit after Y/n let out an angry outburst like that as he calmed down a bit before he explained to them about what happened today that got him all upset.

Y/n: The incident from today involving with the Paradisers and those two assassins that me and Saitama encountered let me in shock from that deadly ninja named Sonic. I'm now aware of a serious problem that made me reel from shock. So, I beg you two, just go home for today. I'm not in a good mood today.

Genos: A serious problem? What could cause a problem for someone as great as you like Master? Please share with us.

Saitama: Genos. Just let him calm down for a moment before he can tell us. There's no reason for him to get all worked up.

Y/n went quiet for a moment, making Genos and Saitama feel concerned for him until he told them why he's upset.

Y/n: No one knows who I am.

Saitama/Genos: (Gasped in Shock)

Y/n: It's been over a thousand years since I completed my training from my Godfather, Godfield.

Then as Y/n explained his story after he completed his training with Godfield, we see the images of all of the enemies he faced that he defeated/killed during his time throughout the multiverse.

Y/n: I defeated a number of enemies in my time. Monsters, demons, angels, fallen angels, creepypastas, mascot horror characters, proxies, freaks, etc. Come to think of it, I've never heard or seen of any other heroes such as Saitama doing as much as me. Everyone in the world should know me by now! I mean, isn't it weird that I don't have any fans or anything?! You know what that ninja said to me today? "Never heard of you." NEVER. Plus, I saw the news about the Paradisers and I knew that everyone in town would see Saitama as one of those terrorists. I figured that they've all forgotten how I beat those monsters for them and all the other stuff I had done for them to keep this universe safe from various threats across the cosmos! Is that too much to ask for me to prove that I am just as heroic as the other heroes in this universe!!!

Saitama: Geez. That's harsh. I'm actually really sorry to hear that. Still. Even after all the trouble you went through, you should be respected like the other heroes around here. I mean, you took on the Paradisers just to save my image and my reputation. That is what a hero should do to earn some respect.

Genos: (Thinking) He is right. The news report did not mention about Y/n, Master Saitama, Devil Mario or Speed-o'-Sound Sonic. Instead, the credit for defeating the Paradisers went to a hero called Mumen Rider. (An idea!) Wait...Y/n! Are you listed with the Hero Registry?

That got Y/n's attention about registering himself to the Hero Association group as Y/n brought out his laptop and clicked onto the Hero Association website as he reads out the page to know more about the Hero Association to see if it's worth signing up to become a hero in the Hero Association.

HERO ASSOCIATION

OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE

"Take a test at any local branch of the Hero Association. If you score better than the cut-off, you will be registered in the Hero Registry and will be allowed to officially call yourself a 'hero.' Once you are recognized by the Association, you are deemed a pro and will get paid from donations collected by the Association. All heroes in the public eye are registered, professional heroes. You may be doing plenty of hero work, but self-proclaimed heroes are really just weirdoes spouting nonsense viewed with suspicion."

Y/n: Are you sure this is a good idea to sign up to become an official hero?

Saitama: I had no idea. I haven't registered yet. Genos, are you registered?

Genos: No. I feel no need to.

Then Y/n got an idea that might work out for all three of them.

Y/n: Hey! Let's all sign up together! Come register with me and we'll become official heroes. That way we can show everyone that we can be great heroes like them.

Saitama: Great idea! I'm in!

Genos: Sounds like a plan.

Y/n: (Thinking) This should work for the three of us once we signed up at the Hero Association. Hmm....I wonder what happened to Hammerhead after he ran off into the forest.

That night, back in the forest, we see Hammerhead still in the forest, cowering in fear after he was cornered by a couple of robots that were tasked with taking out Hammerhead for stealing the battle suits from an unknown organization as the former leader of the Paradisers begged and pleaded for mercy from the two robots.

Hammerhead: N-No wait....P-Please... F-Forgive me...

POW!

??? 1: Pleading for his life after stealing battle suits from the organization?

??? 2: He truly understood nothing.

??? 1: Of course, we did let the theft take place in order to collect data from the suits in the field.

??? 2: And the body?

??? 1: Leave it.

Then the two robots left to get back to the base, leaving Hammerhead to die out here in the woods, completely humiliated and butt naked as he decided to give up and go get a job as a promise to his mother for giving him his thick skull as he wouldn't be alive if he didn't have his thick skull.

Hammerhead: (Crying) Thanks for giving me my thick skull, Mommy. I promise I'll get a job!

Location: Y/n's Room - Earth 616-G

After all of that happening today, Y/n is currently writing down his application to the Hero Association to become an official hero while the TV is on in his room, showcasing an update on the Paradisers incident.

News Anchor Man: Our guest today is Mr. Majimeda, an expert on the labor issues confronting young people today.

Mr. Majimeda: Thank you for having me. As we saw with the Paradiser incident recently, there's an increase in young people who lack all motivation to work. Can you comment on this phenomenon? Even in the case of the Paradisers, I think they've been influenced by irresponsible lyrics in popular songs like "Don't Give Up on Your Dreams" and "Make Your Dreams Come True." People who believe such hogwash end up making excuses for themselves and become discouraged.

Y/n: Geez. I feel bad for those guys that got killed by that ninja. I hope I don't run into that guy or that Devil Mario guy again. (Sees the Power Star he got in a glass case) Still, I wonder where that Devil Mario ended up at.

Location: Somewhere in the Forest

After what happened to Devil Mario when got sent up in the air by one of Saitama's punches, he landed somewhere in the forest, leaving a crater in the ground from the impact as he opened his eyes that glowed a bright blood red as he vowed to get revenge on Y/n for defeating him and taking the Power Star from him no matter how long it will take for him to train to the bone to get back at the Son of Godfield for humiliating him in battle.

Devil Mario: You haven't seen the last of me, Y/n....mark my words....I will get you next time....next time....

END OF CHAPTER 13

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE ULTIMATE MASTER