AN: Should I do an ancient gods reading the series? There's somethings I would have the characters grown up now that I would have them say about their younger selves after all. Plus as it's my stories I don't got to worry about CR(except for Rick's and certain billion dollar Mouse company/Hyperion) but I don't want to profit and only write for fun and enjoyment.

Percy's POV:

"You're back already," Artemis said laying in bed with her head seemingly comfortably resting in Thalia's breast. 

"And you brought my mom," Annabeth added.

"She ordered me," I defended myself. Four wives and a large harem, of mostly demigods and nymphs, and some mortals as well is more than enough for me and I do not need any of them getting mad at me. 

"Yes, I did order my champion to bring me here," malady stated plainly. "Though whether I stay as a wife or a whore I do not care. Either will be better treatment than I would get from any number of my past suitors, even my own brother and your twin Artemis."

"Don't remind me of that please," Artemis groaned. "He was almost as depressed and desperate as he was for Daphne."

Malady let out a chuckle. "It's a shame niece that we both had the same plan regarding Percy since he was but a baby. Though I suppose we waited long enough for him to grow up."

"Are we sure you two aren't on a sex registry somewhere for grooming Percy," Thalia asked, trying to make a joke. "Owww, REY What was that for?"

"Your father would be on one before those two," Reyna mumbled. "And you woke me up without our customary peace offering."

"Customary peace offering?" Hestia and Artemis asked. 

"If one of us wants to preemptively wake up the other we have to do so with a meal from Percy prepared as a peace offering for the wake up call," Annabeth explained. 

Hestia chuckled. "To think my champion's cooking is used as a peace offering between his wives. I knew I taught him how to cook, but I didn't think my teachings were that good."

"So?" I asked, hoping that my wives would address the elephant in the room because I cannot. 

"Just take my mother as one of your wives already dammit," Annabeth said

"hehe Dam" Thalia chuckled trying to be discrete and ultimately failing.

"It would be an insult to her family domain not to son," Artemis said still not having moved from her spot on Thalia. 

"I suppose I shall be fine with it as well," Reyna added. "It would be nice to have another sane person to talk"

"HEY," Artemis and Thalia protested. 

I wasn't complaining. I knew, heck even Perseus knows, that we are anything but sane. Can't believe I cannot argue against this without lying. 

"Well then my champion," Hestia stated, almost sounding like she was proposing to me. "Would you do me the honor of taking me as your wife, to protect me from those who would dishonor me. To secure me from an unhappy pairing my brother will eventually decide on. To treat me with the same reverence and respect as you do to your other wives."

Not going to lie that sounded like a cross between marriage vows and a proposal. "I will Malady, Hestia," I replied, only to receive a small glare from her and a chuckle from Thalia.

"Then I take you as my husband. To love you as your other wives love you. To stand by you as they do. To make sure your hearth always stays lit and maintained." She stated, and much like when Annabeth did vows for Artemis and myself, I felt a shift within my domain of harems, informing me that there was another lady of my harem. 

At this point I just hope I'm not forced to marry Zoe in the next 24 hours. Having three wives was hard enough but now there are five of them. I'm already going to lose any arguments I would have, now it's just going to be a slaughter by words. If any of you are directing my funeral please put moonlace's on my casket and over where my ashes lay...or send me off in a boat and light it on fire with an arrow.

And that's not even mentioning the other girls that reside on my island and the mortals that we provide for. I swear Mom 30 years ago if she knew this would happen would slaughter Apollo every time he showed his face for corrupting me...At least I hope my Uncle is still alive...there's no telling what Zoe did before and my sisters joined us for dinner. 

"YAY," Thalia cheered and teleported herself out from under my mom, and to Hestia to hug her. "Auntie will join me in my debauchery now."

"No she won't, Thalia," Reyna muttered, as my mom's face was suddenly burried into the bed. "The only three that out do your debauchery are Artemis's twin, her father, and Percy's father."

"Owww," Thalia whined. "You didn't have to go that far. Comparing me to the three biggest manwhores in the family."

"She also said you're a bigger sex addict than the love goddess," Annabeth mused.

"REYNA," Thalia whined. "I'm nowhere near that bad right?"

"Come," Annabeth said guiding Thalia out of the room. "Let us give Hestia and Percy the room," She finished only for me to notice that Reyna and Artemis disappeared. 

"Welp...that happened," I muttered. 

"They are giving us the room?" Hestia questioned. 

"For your first time," I said, though I don't know if I sounded sad about that or not. I mean someone I've looked up to, more than Zoe (don't let her know I looked up to her in my youth), was now married to me, and I am also married to her Roman form's adopted daughter, and said daughter basically just told us to have fun in bed. How is a guy suppose to process that, even if he belongs more to Ancient Greece than any other society.

Time Skip: HESTIA DESERVES HER PRIVACY BECAUSE HESTIA IS BESTIA.

Hestia's POV:

 I really wish I physically changed Percy as a baby. At least then I would have known what I've had gotten myself into. It's probably only due to godhood that I haven't been split in half by my now husband. 

Anyway just as I got comfortable on his chest, my peace was interrupted by my now sister-wives entering the room. "Please tell me you corrupted her," Thalia said.

"Thalia," Annabeth scolded. "That is still my mom, albeit her Grecian form."

Meanwhile, I was sure I was a blushing mess, and Artemis didn't look like she was fairing much better than me. 

"Our always horny sister-wife, everyone" Reyna muttered out gesturing to Thalia. "I swear its like our husband doesn't fuck you with how horny you always are."

"In my defense...It's been just over a day since he's taken me," Thalia defended herself. 

Annabeth and Reyna groaned. "Wait till morning at least girl."

"Fine," Thalia grumbled. "But I call dibs on his morning." 

"You can have it," Artemis replied. "Hestia and I probably need more than just a few hours of rest to recover. Now will you let us all sleep in peace or are you going to be horny all night?"

"Fine," Thalia grumbled. "Just ignore my needs for a day why don't you all."

"You were with Clarisse after dinner," Annabeth reminded her. 

"And then Satine came and took care of you as well," Reyna added. 

"Fucking is different than getting fucked by Percy," Thalia replied like she was in the right.

Now I haven't had coitus with anything or anyone but Percy, but I think I am inclined to agree with my niece on that point. 

"I swear we need to find a way to turn her horny switch off," Reyna mumbled crawling into bed and curling up to Percy's side.

"Scoot over Auntie, I want Percy's chest too," Artemis whined, in a very un-Artemis like way. Nonetheless I relented and gave her some room on Percy's chest.

At this point I was tired enough that I stopped paying attention and fell asleep on my champion and husband...at least I still think he's my champion...I don't think marriage changes that, even if it is to him. 

Line Break: HEHEHEHEHEHE Escape plan Uniform is almost ready
Time Skip: *Silently taking notes of Escape Plan Uniform for 14*

Vesta's POV:

I woke up being cuddled by my daughter and Artemis. I didn't know that Artemis was a cuddler...then again she probably hasn't had anyone in bed with her since Percy was but a little baby before he had his crib, and before that I doubt she shared with anyone. 

Then I took notice of the soreness in my nether regions. Hestia what did you do.

Had our Champion in bed. But you already know that. You were begging to let me take control after round 1. 

Dam you Hestia, I thought to myself. Couldn't even let me enjoy our now husband and instead leave me to deal with the morning after affects. Wait wasn't Percy and Thalia supposed to be.

They left a few minutes before we woke up...or do you just not hear them in the next room over.

That's when I noticed it. Muffled moans coming from the next room over. But I thought this was our marital bed. 

I think we each have our own rooms here as well. I think Thalia's is probably designed for sex while Reyna's and our Daughter's are probably designed for them to do their work and duties in. 

Huh...What should our room look like then, because I am pretty certain if we do have kids they'd get their own rooms. Oh well, that's a problem for future me. 

*Stomach Grumbles*

Oh no. Artemis and Annabeth began stretching waking up. 

"owww," Artemis quietly groaned. 

Annabeth chuckled. "I'll get you two warm compresses. Don't worry about getting out of bed today. We'll have food brought and take care of your duties," She said, before walking out of the bedroom. 

"What if I want a bath?" Artemis whined a little.

At that moment a Nymph came in through a service entrance, by my guess. "Oh...I wasn't expecting...I am sorry maladies forgive me for the intrusion. I wasn't aware that Master gave us two new ladies."

"Do not worry. Would you be a dear and draw a warm bath for us? And give us your name?" I asked of the nymph. 

"Of course malady. I'll do that right away," She said scurrying off towards what I can only imagine and hope is the master bath. "Oh and my name is Ptelea, Malady."

"Thank you Ptelea. Fetch us once the bath is ready," I said, hoping that Percy won't be upset that I am already ordering around one of the nymphs here, though I suspect it is part of her duties to the harem to do non-sexual things for us. 

Time Skip: I'm going to bring you all forward six days. Artemis and Hestia settle in at the island palace. Find out that Percy isn't extremely possessive of the nymphs, and just ask that if they do want to do anything sexual with them that they at least get consent, same goes for the other girls on the islands(barring the hunt, since they don't know about any of it yet(Percy is also too scared to bring it up to them, and Zoe doesn't want to either)).  They are also both unsure if they are pregnant or not...wait Oh shit that last bit was Bonus's...Sorry not so little anymore little dude.
Bonus: s'okay mr. skip...also prepare for circular arguments

Percy's POV: 

I groaned as the Olympian council was summoned, with my Mom's week long time to find someone to run out.

I along with my wives, hopefully they'll join me and not leave me out to dry, teleported to the throne room. Where Mom's throne was still distinctively missing from it's usual spot. "WHERE IS MY SISTER'S THRONE ZEUS," Uncle Apollo was shouting evidently arriving before most of us. 

"I have that same question," Zeus stated, glaring at his son harshly. 

I meanwhile took a seat only for Annabeth, Thalia, and Reyna all to appear in my lap, and Artemis to appear in the throne room, looking at where her throne was supposed to be with brief and disguised anger before realizing it wasn't there then looked over to my throne before realization dawned on her. 

"Ahhh so the subject of today's meeting arrives last," Zeus stated in faux surprise. 

"I had to inform my hunters of my departure," Mom replied coolly. 

"Do you have a choice of husband to be then?" he asked, slightly irritated. 

"No," Mom replied. Causing Apollo to stand in shock and perhaps outrage. 

"Then I suppose you shall be ma..."Hera began.

"You mistake me. I don't have a choice of husband to be, as I have already wedded myself to my choice of husband."

"Impossible," Hera stated. "You couldn't have gone around me for a marriage."

"Are you certain about that Sister?" Hestia asked coyly. 

I swear my wives are either trying to get me killed or perhaps start a war. 

"You would dare go behind my back, sister?"

"Marriages are a part of the foundations of family are they not. I am a goddess of Family. I only did as my domain allows for me to do," Hestia replied, sounding every bit of a lawyer in this family, and by that I mean sound cool headed and collected, as usually this family resolves to shouting matches to argue their points. 

"Then you shall be wedded to He..." Hera began.

"I cannot, for I too have already married. I choose my champion to avoid him going on an unsanctioned murder spree of gods," She replied. "I do what I can to keep the peace in this family, despite how hard some of you make it at times."

"Sorry not sorry, auntie," Hermes, Ares, and Hephaestus all said, causing Hestia to roll her eyes.

"And do I not try to keep this family together?" Hera questioned. 

"You do, don't get me wrong. But you fail to see that certain new additions to the family, do not agree with your views on family. Perhaps its from their upbringing as demigods. But I do not wish for unnecessary bloodshed, and if your step-son, and brother's favored son, as much as he denies it publicly, is so bent on a new bride, may I remind you that someone in this room was able to kill him as a demigod before his ascendancy to our ranks."

"Heracles," Zeus began, hopefully not picking up on the guttural growl escaping me and Apollo. " does ask for a new wife, and to secure his loyalty to Olympus he shall have one."

"Or hear me out, Zoe and I go out and throw him into the abyss that is creation below the Big T a few stories down," I said. 

"I like my nephew's plan," Apollo said. 

"I like a good fight and all but the both of them would be sending and execution squad, heck just one of them might be enough for an execution squad," Ares proclaimed. "Give him his new bride then." Apollo looked like he was about to shoot Ares himself. 

"One of you two will be marrying him," Zeus declared. 

"If you force this Zeus, even if I do not want your throne, I will take it by conquest and the age of the demigods will begin," I declared. I will not allow either of them to be married off. Heck I won't even allow Brit or Kym to be married off to that bastard either. 

"Who are you to deny the king?" Hera stated. 

"Unless you forgot, you bitch, I am a king in my own right. I don't want to lead my people to war, but I will over this matter," I declared flatly. 

Ares started licking his lips feeling the tension in the air, probably hoping that war breaks out right in front of him. 

"Wasn't he declared a traitor in the second Giant war?" Annabeth asked in ponderance. "As I recall he took action against the Argo 2 when it had the designated mission to sail to the ancient lands to protect the roots of our power."

"How can we trust you three on the matter?" Zeus asked. "After all one of you declared him the traitor."

"I don't know but the 70 or so surviving witnesses, including another of your sons, should be proof enough of his treason," I blurted out, not caring. 

I saw my uncle smirk at that, probably hoping that I have him cornered.

"Plus Artemis and I are already married brother, despite what your wife says," Hestia said, for once not calling Hera sister, which probably cut deeper than any burn anyone else could come up with. "And we choose to marry a house that won't let us go easily."

"And who is your husband," Zeus ordered.

Mom shrugged and appeared on my lap on our throne. Whereas Hestia began sitting on the armrest of the throne. "I think our choice of husband is clear brother. After all I said I married to avoid my champion murdering suitors of mine."

"HE CAN'T HAVE FIVE WIVES," Hera shouted. 

"I didn't see no rules about that. Plus I am the god of Harems am I not? Is it not unusual for someone of my standing in the ancient world to have multiple wives?" I asked. 

"You're a king," Hera stated.

"And how many wives has your own husband taken?" I asked. 

"This is clearly going to go nowhere," Hermes mumbled, probably speaking for the other gods as well. 

"Besides why so dead set on Hestia and Artemis, you still have another 'maiden goddess' and daughter at that you can marry off to him," Annabeth said. 

"She already has an acceptable suitor," Zeus declared. 

"So am I not acceptable for malady and the woman who raised me?" I questioned. "Are my exploits, which are in all likelihood greater than any son of yours, make me unacceptable?"

Zeus's and Hera's face were golden from anger at this point. 

"I don't see the problem here," dad declared. "We gave Artemis a week to find someone. She did, albeit an unusual choice even by our family's standards, and as I recall Hestia was set to be next after Artemis. I see no problem with her getting herself a spouse before the council forced her into getting one."

"I say we should celebrate those two prunes finally getting hitched," Dionysius said, summoning some wine, only for the goblet to get knocked out of his hand by a silver arrow. 

"I may be married now, but I do not take keenly to insults still," Artemis declared. 

"And this is why she should be wedded to Heracles," I heard Hera mumble. "She's too wild."

"I'd be careful with what I say next Juno, before I order the legion to tear your temple down and piss on it's rubble," Reyna declared evidently overhearing the queen of the gods as well. 

"Peace Reyna," Hestia said calmingly. "I am certain she has just forgotten her brain at her palace today." 

"We satisfied the council's request for marriage. Now if this was just a scheme to have some poor goddess be wedded to no dick, then I motion that we as a council put a stop to said scheme, and declare that he should not have another wife since he already has one," Artemis declared to the council. 

"I agree sister," Apollo stated immediately.

"as do I," Dad said. 

"It's a shame my sister wedded in secret, but I accept her decision," Demeter declared. 

"Might as well agree," Hermes said. Though I sense he was agreeing just so one he doesn't get shot at and two he can get out of here quicker. 

"I agree as well," Hephaestus declared. 

"Same, at least we'd be able to celebrate the marriage after the fact so all party and no boring ceremony," Dionysius eventually agreed. 

"with 7 votes the motion is passed then," Artemis declared before the council. "Hestia and myself are married to Percy, and join house Jackson as two of Percy's wives, and Heracles is no longer allowed to wed to marry another goddess."

"I vote against and my vote count as two as I am king," Zeus declared. 

"I vote in support of Artemis's motion," Athena declared, nullifying Zeus's self proclamation of his vote counting as two. 

"Then the motion passes with at least 8 votes Zeus," Artemis declared. "Give up this madness and allow peace to reign. If no dick becomes a problem, our house will have no qualm with taking care of it ourselves."

Bonus: Three more days 'til I get a break, adios for a little while. Poppin' tops, wearrrrrr... Oh hi frens. I have bad timing with listening to musics I guess. Anyway here you gos.

"Percy, why didn't you tell me," Uncle asked. 

"I figured you'd have enough brain cells to figure it out after she's been off your radar for the week," I responded. 

"You give my brain to much credit in non-medical, poetic, and musical matters," Uncle said. 

"You give your brain too much credit in poetic matters," Thalia said, causing Apollo to instinctively to cover his privates. 

"Awww he's learning Annie," Thalia cooed, like she did to the children when they were babies. 

"So Sis," Apollo said, turning his attention to Artemis, still covering his privates from Thalia's direction. 

"Would you prefer me choose someone else?" She asked. 

"No...Chaos knows I wouldn't survive long if you choose me. But you said your child birth domain is acting up so that's why doctor Apollo is here," he said.

"Could have fooled me," Thalia grumbled. 

"It's not responding to any of my inquires as Hestia's family domain is also going a bit awol," Artemis informed Apollo, ignoring Thalia's antics. 

"I think it's because they're pregnant," Annabeth said. "But I haven't developed that aspect of my family domain all that well. It's the only thing that would make sense for both of their domains that would tell them if they were to not respond to their inquires."

"I suppose," Apollo hummed in thought. "I remember your domains going a bit awol too with your three's first."

"Don't remind me," Reyna muttered. "I practically lived in New Rome those days not being able to sense them was a fucking bitch."

"At least Frank and Hazel were happy once you had your kid," Apollo said. 

"They were happy I was taking a vacation away from them for a month," Reyna retorted.

"So what's next?" Apollo asked.

"Well that's easy great great grandson?" A new voice said. "Percy here is requested to the primordial council. He's to receive command and lordship of the fates among other things."

"Please tell me they aren't like Thalia," I pleaded.

"I hope they aren't for your sake," Chaos giggled. 

"We'll get our husband back, right?" Annabeth asked.

"Oh yes," Chaos stated. "I am to appoint Percy here as a primordial, given some of the...vacancies cause by the war with my daughter, and he's the only one I'd accept with this power. No offense to you dears, but with the exception of Hestia, the rest of you are quite prone to violent outburst despite your claims not to"

"Understandable great great grandma," Thalia stated, rather proudly of herself. 

"Don't call me that...It makes me feel old," Chaos complained. I am not going to be the one to mention that she is old, given that she's the oldest know family member we have. "Anyway Percy, come you have vacancies over the Earth, Poison, Darkness and Time to fill...and Nyx tells me she wants to adopt you...So I don't try sleeping with you," She stated like it was no big deal. "Clearly my daughter doesn't know me all to well."

"YOU WILL GET OUR PERMISSION BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH OUR HUSBAND," I heard Annabeth shout as, Chaos dragged me through a portal to attend a Primordial council meeting.