Karkat pov

I have been texting Dave for awhile now, Maybe a couple weeks... I do remember on the meteor saying he's 'gay'. I pull up the chat

>Chat started at 4:33 pm<

CG: HEY FUCKFACE
TG: Don't you mean Fuck my face?~
CG: HELL NO
TG: I feel thrusted 
CG: WHAT
TG: I looked up synonyms for attacked because I used attacked in the last chapter
CG: ANYWAY, ARE YOU GAY FOR JOHN?
CG: CUS YOU HANGOUT A LOT, YOU LOOK GAY, AND JOHN IS GAY AF
TG: I'm gay for someone else...But good guess
CG: WHO
TG: Can't tell
CG: TELL ME
TG: No
CG: I'LL GO TO YOUR HOUSE WEARING SLUTY CLOTHING
TG: I'm locking my doors and windows

I stopped chatting with Dave, and change into a meme crop top that goes down to my ribs, With a pair of black booty shorts that hardly cover my ass and put on my red converse walking out the door, locking it behind me. Pulling out my phone as I walk down the street, sadly I have no car. A Lot of people are staring but do I give a fuck? NO!

CG: I'M AT YOUR DOOR OPEN THE FUCK UP
TG: no I'm in my room with the door and windows locked, stay the fuck away
CG: I'M WEARING A CROP TOP AND BOOTY SHORTS, OPEN THE DOOR
TG: Fuck it, I'm coming

>Chat ended at 5:30 pm<

I start to hear fast and heavy footsteps towards the door. I watch it open, seeing dave look at me with a blushing face. I start to adjust the shorts awkwardly as a I feel my cheeks(NOT HIS ASS CHEEKS) heating. I look at his up at his face awkwardly
"Why do you have to be so fucking tall?" I pissly shout at him
"Why are you here?" He asks looking at my shirt trying to not laugh.
"Who the fuck are you gay for?" I ask him angrily, I watch as his face starts to heat up worst than before
"To start off, He has lushes short curly hair, He also has a short temper but when you break his walls you'll find he cares deeply for everyone " He says while slightly blushing. "In other words he is a rageful bundle of cuteness"
"And who is this mystery man?" I smirk. On the inside I feel as if I'm dieing.
"Well, he's standing right in front of me." I blush hard
"WHAA- I MEAN Um c-can I come inside? it's cold as fuck out here!"'
He sighs "Fine."

I walk in and take of my shoes immediately after grabbing Dave's shirt and pulling him down to my eye level "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. YOU WOULD WASTE TIME FOR A PRICK LIKE ME?". My face feels wet... I'm crying? Dave hugs me in an attempt to calm the flow of tears."shhhhhhhh~ you are perfect in my eyes. Please don't cry." I look up to see his smile lights up the room. I feel my the corner of my lips move up. He dries my face and looks at me... at least I think so? Those fucking sunglasses make it hard to tell!

"Hey? Dave?"
"Yeah?"
"Can i see you shades?"
"Sure....?"
"Sweet!"
I quickly grab them off daves face and try to look at his eyes but there shut tight. I poke his cheek.
"Dude open your eyes."
"Nope."
"Do it!"
"Nooooo"
"Yeeesssss"
This continues for a bit.

"Dave. Open. Your. Fucking. Eyes."
"Make. Me."

I bit his nose. his eyes shot open. My gog he has piercing red wine eyes that see into my soul. I pull away slowly still lost in his eyes. He clears his throat and sticks his hand out "My shades.". I frown but hand dave his sunglasses."why do you hide your eyes? There beautiful." he looks surprised for a second but soon goes back to the 'stoic prick' face ."no there not my eyes are demonic." he put his sunglasses back on.

You know what! FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU DAVE. PUCKER THE FUCK UP.

I'm kissing dave fucking strider.

/AN//
Yo yo its zenishot. Just thinking about doing a lemon {kinky shit included} if you want some kinky shit comment on this. You can vote to but no pressure.┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬