random quotes first- cus there easy- :')

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Jeff: But who gets which pencil? 

Jane: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Sally gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

Masky: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

Ben: Hold the fuck up. 

Clockwork: Excuse me? 

Ben: I said hold the fuck up. 

Clockwork: 

Ben: I'm the fuck up, hold me.

jeff: Yes, I'm adopting Smile Dog and you cowards can't tell me no!

Sally: Cronch. 

Sally: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

 Slenderman: No, don't— 

Sally: Too late.

Ben: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

 Hoodie: Peonies, why? 

Ben: 

Hoodie: Were you going to get me flowers? 

Ben:

 Hoodie:

 Ben: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

jane: Where have you been all day? 

Sally: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

Masky, at Hoodie's funeral: I need a moment with them.

 Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* 

Masky, leaning over Hoodie's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead. 

Hoodie, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

jane: I have issues. 

Jeff: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

 jane: With you.

Laughing Jack: Hello, I'm Laughing Jack. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

Sally: If I run and leap at Clockwork, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. 

Sally, running towards Clockwork: Coming in! 

Clockwork: No! I'm holding coffee! 

Clockwork: *Drops coffee and catches Sally*

Hoodie: Is... Is that meant to be on fire? 

Sally: No... not really. 

Hoodie: Are you going to do something about it? 

Sally: Hm... nah.

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funny things is what you wanteD?

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*3rd person pov for all*

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"hey sally- I'm afraid for the calendar."  Laughing Jack stated "huh- why?" sally asked- "Its days are numbered" Laughing Jack stated and started laughing- "oh- anyways- wanna help me?" Sally asked-

"with what?" Laughing Jack asked, "i wanna scare someone- i don't know who- but ima hide and you just walk by with someone and i jump out and scare em!!" Sally stated "i guess i can help-?" Laughing Jack shrugged-

-time skip to that-

"ok so follow me!" Laughing Jack stated, deicdeding to bring a random alive child so sally could scare them- "why-?" the child asked "cus i found a huge bunch of candy-" Laughing Jack stated "ooOooo- alright-" the child started following Laughing Jack to sally's spot,

and when they walked around sally jumped out and the kid screamed so loud- and him and sally brusted into laughter-

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i dunno what to dooooo- so like- ig it's a bit bad- but my mind ain't working- anddd i just wanted to get it over with ig- XD

plus- i still don't rely know anything abt this all- XD