"Oh lord." I said, trying my head on the table I was sitting at.

"I know." Kyo said from beside me. The twins and Tama had spilled tea on Usa-chan.

"Excuse me," Kyo said. "We don't have any guests at the moment, so I don't mind if you make a racket. But, please, be careful. You don't want to wake Honey-senpai."

The three stopped bickering, and looked over at the sleeping Honey.

The three usual instigators warned Haru not to try and wake up Honey. They informed her that Honey gets quite cranky after naps. They said honey had once been woken up, and destroyed a military facility. The twins and Tama thought Honey was going to kill all of us, too.

"Your exaggerating." Haru said skeptically. "It's impossible for that story to be true. I mean, common.

"It is!" My brother said. "And there's other evidence that Honey-senpai has an evil side. Listen to this! His blood type is AB!" And Tama said that like it was a bad thing!

"I take offence to that!" I said, lifting my head up to glare at my brother. "My blood type is fine!"

"Yeah, so what?" Haru said to Tama.

"But Haruhi," Tama said fearfully. "That means he has the same blood type as Kyoya!"

"What's the matter?" Kyo questioned, not looking up from his laptop. "Do you guys have a problem with my blood type?"

"Oh!" Haru said nervously. "Those of you reading with blood type AB, please don't take any offence to this!"

"No breaking the fourth wall!" I said, whipping my head around, making sure no one had crossed the broken wall. "Then all the fangirls come! They're scary!"

"Don't worry, Tsuneko." Kyo said, looking over at me as I shivered with fear. "They won't hurt you."

"I guess so." I said uncertainly. "They wouldn't mess with the devil, would they?" Mori gave me a look.

Tama tried to to summon honey's grandmother. That wouldn't work, so Tama tried to convince Haru to wear the bunny suit as a replacement for Usa-chan while the real one is washing. Haru refused, and Tama had no time left. He tried to replace Usa-chan with his own bear.

Honey woke up,and threw the bear down. He walked up to the dirty Usa-chan, and gave us all a terrifying look. "Who's responsible for this? Who got my Usa-chan dirty?"

I let out a terrified squeak, and grabbed Kyo's arm. "I don't wanna die!"

Mori got up, and walked over to Honey. "He wanted tea. So Usa-chan decided to have a drink."

Honey brightened up after a moment. "I see! So that's why his face is all dirty! Do you think he wants some cake, too?"

I sighed with relief. I wasn't going to die today. I let go of Kyo's arm, feeling my face heat up slightly.

..::..

My soft voice drifted throughout the room, as the hosts and guests talked. Renge narrated. All was well.

Aaaaaaand I spoke too soon.

Honey senpai took a bite of cake, and gasped in pain. I stopped performing, and stood up. I walked over to him, Mori doing the same.

"Honey senpai," Haru said. "Is it...?"

"It's nothing, really." Honey murmured, clutching his cheek. The twins came over to hold honey down as I tried to look at the inside of his mouth. Honey began to wail, struggling against us. Mori quickly grabbed honey, and forced open his mouth. I peered over Mori's shoulder, and saw that Honey had a cavity. I 'tsk'ed and shook my head.

"It's alright." Honey said tearfully. "I'll be okay."

"Tamaki." Mori said.

"Yes, alright, I'll take care of it." Tama said, before turning to the rest if the room's inhabitants. "Until Honey senpai gets over his cavity, I'm afraid he can't have sweets." Honey began to wail, almost breaking my heart. Tamaki continued. "Therefore, we'll be supportive and ask that you kindly refrain from eating sweets in the club room before this ordeal is over."

Honey began to beg for his snacks to not be taken away. I almost began crying myself.

..::..

I walked down the halls with the twins and Haru, grimacing at what I had just seen. Mori had taken all of Honey's sweets, and instead gave a honey pictures of sweets to look at. It didn't seem like something Mori would do. Maybe...

..::..

I took a break from playing my music, and sauntered over to Kyo, who looked particularly happy today.

"You seem happy!" I said, poking Kyo's cheek.

"Do I?" Kyo asked, turning to look at me. There was a small grin on his face.

"Happy to have less money being spent, huh? Honey's sweets did cost a lot, didn't they?" I observed, glancing over a honey, who was trying different tactics for sweets. I looked back over at Kyo. "Even if it isn't during the best circumstances, I'm glad to see you happier. You work too hard."

The next couple of days weren't very fun. Honey continued to try and get some kind of sweets. But, he failed every time. It ended with Honey yelling at Mori.

"Takashi, YOU IDIOT!" Honey slammed Mori to the ground. I gasped, and stood from my chair. Honey continued to yell. "A LITTLE BIT ISNT GOING TO HURT ME! YOURE SO MEAN! YOURE SUCH A HARDHEAD! THATS IT, I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, TAKASHI!"

Honey ran out of the room, crying, Tama following after him. Mori tried to walk away, leaning on a table. The table gave out, and Mori slumped to the ground. I ran up to him, kneeling g down. I put a hand on Mori's shoulder, trying not to cry. That was a heartbreaking scene. Mori stared dejectedly at the ground, saying nothing.

The twins tried to comfort Mori, telling him he should have been kinder and stuff. It wasn't really working...

"Oh Mori," I said softly in realization. "You did it on purpose, didn't you? You wanted to punish yourself."

"It was my fault Mitskuni got a cavity." Mori said. "Twice I forgot to remind Mitskuni to brush his teeth. I wouldn't have forgiven myself if Mitskuni hadn't flipped me like that."

"I'm sorry Takashi!" Came Honey's tearful voice are he launched himself into Mori's arms. He began to apologize. I smiled, and backed away from the two. I was glad to see the two made up.

..::..

Honey was back to eating sweets. I was happy to see Honey happier. Kyo seemed depressed, though.

I placed a hand on Kyo's shoulder as he worked on paperwork for the club, hunched over the many papers.

"You need to relax, Kyo." I said. "Hand over some paperwork! I can help!"

Kyo looked up at me. "Are you sure? The budget paperwork is... Dismal."

I nodded, pulling up a chair, and set to work, Kyo by my side.