Chapter 4 An Awkward Situation
Author: *Loudly Sips Beverage* So... You might be wondering... "Where is A/N and Chibi A/N?" Well... *Looks to the Punishment chamber*
*Screams could be heard along with the Baby Shark song on repeat in the Punishment chamber*
Author: Well they got in trouble for sending Fem A/N, Alex along with The Editor, Eden. *Sips some more of his Fine Beverage*
Aster: *With a Sweat Drop on her forehead* Uh... That's a bit... Cruel...
Author: *Looked at her with a raised brow* Yeah. What about it?
Aster:...*Nervously looks to the side* Um Nothing... Let's get back to the story...
Author: Indeed. *Loudly Sips more of his Delicious Beverage*
We start this Chapter off with Friskie surprisingly not getting into trouble for once. I mean even though she was feeling a little down, she was still befriending people. Like laughing at Icy Bird's terrible Puns, Stealing Ice Cap's Cap, and telling him he's fine just the way he is, she even pets a Dog Person that couldn't see very well. And Then there was Papyra, even though she was feeling a little low so far her wacky antics were brightening her mood. I mean who explains that an orb will zap you if you bump into a wall within an invisible maze, While having said orb in her hands like it'll just shoot lighting at Friskie or something. Instead, it shocked her when she touched it. That made her giggle a bit as she was yelling at Sam. Earlier she was talking to her sister about someone called Undyne. Friskie doesn't know who that is... But for some strange reason, she didn't exactly feel safe when that name came up. Like something was trying to warn her that the person that name was tied to was dangerous. Regardless she has to press on so You and Her can go home. As she was doing this she came across Sam again near some sort of Version of Golf that involved a snowball.
Sam: Hey. I've been thinking about selling threats too. Want some Fried Snow? It's just 5G.
Uhhhhhh... Friskie does not think that's gonna work very well... I mean she has seen people somehow fry Ice Cream, but that's a different story. Snow is just water, it's not sweet like Ice Cream so unless you want to eat a Hollow shell of breading with water inside of it... Then good luck to you I guess? Also, Friskie is the type of person who'll eat a tub of Ice Cream under a blanket during a blizzard, so she did buy some Nice Cream on her way here from that weird Bunny Guy with a poor sense of where to sell Ice Cream.
Friskie: Um... No thanks... That uh... Doesn't sound very appetizing.
The Pale girl looked at her for a moment and quickly realized something had her down. Although she knows what it was, Heck she's seen it. Still, Friskie doesn't know Sam was spying on them in the distance when that Freaky Cowboy showed up. Sam never encountered a Monster like that before, normally they were... Well people and ultimately Harmless when push comes to shove. While she'll keep acting like she didn't see it, she's still keeping her eyes out of that Freak. If he shows his ugly mug around Sam's watch, He's gonna have a bad time.
Sam: Alright. Lay it on me, girl. I know a depressed look when I see one.
She said being kinda Depressed herself. Let's just say she knows a lot about stuff she shouldn't. Like an astounding amount of AU's, there are... As well as another set of AU's that was Very close to their universe. Anyhow Friskie paused for a moment before taking a deep breath.
Friskie: *Sigh* I'm worried about Y/N... He's been... Well, not himself lately ever since he saved me from... Well... Something terrible. The things he did were... Scary... But I know he wouldn't have done that if the situation wasn't so bad. However...
She paused for a hot minute before Sam pretty much took the words that were right on Friskie's lips out of her mouth.
Sam: He was horrified at the things he did just to protect you.
Friskie looked surprised for a moment... Before realizing that Sam had probably already figured that out. Friskie got the sense that Sam was Way smarter than she looked and acted. She's surprised she wasn't some sort of scientist.
Friskie: Um... Yeah. He's currently feeling down in the mouth about it... He's actually studying to become a Doctor back in College. Even though back on the surface he said it was because Doctors were paid well, I could tell he just wanted to help people out. So after he... Did what he did... Well, I think he started to doubt himself. It... Hurts seeing him like that but... I... Never had to deal with this before. So I don't know what to do...
Sam watched as she hung her head a little low. The Pale gal stopped smiling for a second. A girl like Friskie shouldn't have to feel like that. Confused as to what to do and too scared that she might say the wrong thing only to make things worse. She shouldn't have to wallow in the deepest depth of depression. Not like Sam herself does every day knowing that at any point in time, her memories could get snatched away.
Sam: Then be there for him. Comfort him in the best way you can. You don't have to talk about it sure. But keeping your distance from him to let him sort it out by himself will only drive a wedge between the two of you. I guess what I'm trying to say is, Don't leave him alone in a dark place. Tough it through with him. Cause in the end and when the going gets tough. All it takes is being with the one you care about to help both of you get out of a bad time.
There was a brief moment of silence as Friskie thought about that and smiled. Sam smiled too... But not for the reasons you're thinking of... Or maybe it is if you know the character.
Sam: But what do I know? I ain't got any Skin in the game!
*Ba Dom Ching!*
Friskie rolled her ever-closed eyes as her smile grew a bit more. She swears that Sam would Definitely get along with a Human buddy she knows on the surface. The guy makes the most terrible puns every chance he gets.
Friskie: Oh you...
Sam winked at her as she shrugged. A little dry humor can brighten up someone's day... Even if it is someone rolling their eyes.
Sam: What can I say? I have one heck of a Funny Bone.
*Ba Dom Ching!*
Friskie giggled as Sam felt a little better about herself that she made someone sad feel a bit better.
Sam: No go on. My Little Sis is probably wondering where you went by now... Or she's recalibrating her puzzles. Don't worry I'm sure Y/N's trying to catch up as we speak.
Yeah, that sounds about right to Friskie. You are probably worried sick about her... Or worried about what she might have done to get herself into trouble.
Friskie: Yeah yeah... I'll keep solving Puzzles until they catch up. See you later Sam!
She said while passing the course and a snow decahedron to continue progressing through... All while Sam watched out for that terrible evil son of a gun Twisted Justice.
Meanwhile
Aster: So we just doing a back-and-forth thing right now?
Author: Oh no, I'll have some bits here and there that aren't about the main protagonists.
Aster: Like?
Author: Just wait and see. You'll quickly find out soon enough.
Aster: *Groans* Fine... Fucking dodge my damn questions...
Upon a ledge overlooking Snowdin, there stood a menacing armored figure. She was watching for the Humans that fell down here. Her name? It was Undyne.
Art by Nishiki Areku
Yeah, I know she only uses energy spears, but This picture is Cool Dang it! So just imagine she's using one in this pic.
They say she's a hero among the monster's that she guards from Humans who wish to tear their future from them. While half right, that isn't the whole truth. The Royal Guard in this world not only acted as protectors from outside forces but as a sort of Local Law enforcement as well. Not every monster down here has good intentions so they have to capture them and bring them in from time to time. Meaning there are more people IN the royal guard this time around and not just a band of doggos or a couple of dudes in Hot Land. Those two are currently on their honeymoon so they had to be replaced for the time being. But as she was being Brooding and Menacing just to show how cool she was! One of the recently added members of the Guard casually approached her. A Woman by the name of Helena.
Art by Kallister
This is an OC by the name of Morgan. She is owned by Horncatte. I do not own her and I'll only be using her for her looks.
Helena: You know Lass, you look a wee bit ridiculous in that tin can.
She said with a slight Accent(Scottish Pirate/Sailor, trust me on this) that Undyne can't pin down. Sounds pretty tough. Which is fitting givin' the fact she is Really Tough. She was actually running circles around her when she was testing her skill in battle. Every time she thought she had her, Helena just toyed with her and dodged every attack without fail. She beat her in every single duel with her two pistols and two blades called Butterfly Swords. Undyne doesn't know what a Butterfly is, but they must be awesome! The only reason she wasn't head of the Royal Guard is because she just joined up last week. The weirdest thing is no one has ever seen her. Not a single Monster anywhere recalled ever meeting with this woman or ever even hearing of her. Very odd indeed... What's worse is that she regularly teased her regardless of what she was doing.
Undyne: Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be watching over Fall Town?
The Menacing Knight said glaring at her with annoyance clear in her voice. Helena chuckled as she shrugged.
Helena: Lass, you're askin' me to watch a part of the Underground that doesn't take kindly to Member's Royal Guard. Their Local Sheriff, Kanako is a damn good shot, and getting in close isn't an option since Lassy had a Kanabo she can summon on command. Probably lock me up if I so much as set one foot in there.
Undyne groaned when she mentioned Kanako, she also arrived out of the blue. But unlike Helena, Kanako was only a child when she arrived here about twenty years ago. Along with two other Fox Girls. Kanako was the eldest and it was only Four years old. They keep mentioning someone called Paw-Paw(Papa). Undyne never met this Paw-Paw before but apparently, he's pretty Badass from what she heard from rumors about him. But she could never meet him in person since the people of Fall Town didn't like the Queen's decoration of War upon the humans. What weak-willed Traitors! Undyne will never understand why Asgoreia just let them be! Regardless none of the Royal Guard aren't Supposed to go there, however with not one but Two Humans on the loose... Undyne saw fit to prevent them from causing any last damage and sent Royal Guardsmen all over the underground. Still, it seems that their forces can't enter Fall Town...
Undyne: Fine then. Let those spineless cowards fend for themselves. But maintain a perimeter around the area. If they head there, stall them until reinforcements arrive.
She said with a fierce tone as she gazed out towards Snowdin. Helena however thought this was a bit much. She's already been here a week and Undyne's been cracking the whip already.
Helena: Oh sure, Let's piss away hours of my life watchin' empty roads. Isn't this a wee bit overboard Undyne? They're not even attackin' anybody. Sure one's armed with a Machete, but he doesn't seem that threatin'. For Pete shake the Lad's even chattin' up a Deer gal from what the Royal Scientist is tellin' us. Aren't you overreacting a bit? If we just a-.
*SWOOSH!!!*
Helena sidestepped one of Undyne's spears. Which of course was thrown right at her and was quickly embedded into a stone pillar behind her. Helena looked at Undyne with a single raised brow as if to say, "Really you Toss Pot?" This only served to fuel Undyne's anger towards Helena. They go like Water and Oil of you can't tell.
Undyne: They stand in the way of all Monster Kinds Hopes and Dreams! I don't care if they play nice with us! They're just Weaklings who think they can solve every problem by being a goody little two-shoes. So don't you ever Talk to me about "Overreacting" when everything's on the line here!
The Knight Growled as she clenched her fist. The thought of Asking for their help was off the table entirely for her. She saw them as nothing more than a means to an end. Her actions may be a bit mean-spirited at times, but they're all done to grant the Underground Freedom! Helena however, rolled her eyes only making Undyne more infuriated.
Helena: Alright... Then let me ask you this Lass... What makes you think their Kindness is a Weakness? While you're up here looking Menacing and Terrifying, The Humans down there are showing that not all of Humanity are Homicidal Maniacs. Just like the Humans before them did. They could have struck every single monster down, but they didn't. They choose to try and make peace with Monster Kind, not Slaughter them like animals. What makes you think Now is any different Lass?
Undyne noticed something about Helena the day she met her. She doesn't include herself when she says Monster Kind or Humanity. It's like she's purposely excluding herself from them like she was either Above them or just separate entirely. Yet she's not above emotions. Undyne finds her to be very unlikeable since she can't tell what she wants in life or what her end goal is. In short, she was a total enigma to her, damn near Alien as far as she knew. So there was a lot more to it than just vouching for Humans that make her Blood Boil when it comes to Helena.
Undyne: I'll be upfront with you. I don't like you in the slightest. You don't put your All into things and your interests clearly lie elsewhere than Monster Kind. You don't lump yourself in with Monster Kind and you always like you were something completely different then us. So why the hell should I even listen to you let alone keep you in the Royal Guard?
There was a moment of silence... Before it was cut by some laughter coming from Helena. Undyne finally faced her are Helena's face was covered in a grim shadow.
Helena: Oh well, I Tried to be nice at least. Alright' Listen up you Angry Tadpole. I'm only gonna tell you this once so think of it as my resignation to this group of Rubbish you call an elite force...
Soon an ominous grin formed on her face piercing through that shadow along with a purple glow from her eyes. Undyne braced herself for the worst as she summoned another spear to her side. Undyne never felt this type of feeling before. It was like a chilling Tingle all across her body, like something in her mind was telling her to run.
Helena: If you kill even One of the Humans, I'll slit your throat and hang you up in the Gallows before purging this world before forcin' a Reset.
Undyne could tell she was being serious. How? Well, the fact that she wasn't holding anything back when she said that. It felt like everything that was just bottled up within her was let out. But just as quickly as Helena showed her true colors. The menacing aura faded away as the shadow on her face swiftly disappeared which revealed a slight shit-eating grin on her face.
Helena: Though I highly doubt any of you could pull that off. Still better safe than sorry. It's not like I want to do that anyway, that's just a worst-case scenario. Gotta follow Protocol and all that. Oh and for the record...
She then tossed her Emblem that proved she was with the Royal Guard at Undyne's feet. Solidifying her resignation... Not that it meant much, Undyne kinda hated her and she was in the Guard for about a week or so. Still, the intent of her Actions was pretty clear.
Helena: If I put my ALL into my mission Lass and had my way. *Shrugged while winking* We wouldn't even be havin' this discussion. You'd be dead along with any other potential threats to those human's well bein'. But that's not up to me. *Starts backing the Shadows* Anyways... See you around ya Toss Pot.
Once Helena was completely enshrouded in shadows Undyne swiftly launched a few Magic Spears in the Shadows where Helena should be... Yet hitting something but stone. Undyne then grunted as she looked back towards the town... She felt like she was going to have to rethink her approach to the Humans. Make no mistake she plans on Killing them... But maybe their execution will have to be postponed until Helena is dealt with. So Capturing them just became Undyne's new priority. She'll hold off on outright killing them for now. She goes back to brooding for now while stomping on the Emblem Helena threw out breaking it. Making Helena's resignation official.
Meanwhile
Author: *Groans* Fucking Hell Helena! You're fucking supposed to stay with them goddamn it! Not flip them off on the way out! *Slumps back in Chair while facepalming*
Aster: So... Who is she? And what is she?
Author: Well all I can say is, She ain't a Monster and she ain't a Human. But she is a Pain in my fuckin ass! *Puts fingers on temple* Helena will show up in other books, but I got a timeline thing going so it's not until a Certain Event happens she'll be made. Aside from that, she's fine, she has a certain way of doing things that I don't agree with, but that's fine.
Aster: It doesn't sound fine.
Author: *Sigh* Not really no, but she's kinda one of the best in her field if you catch my drift. But God Forbid anybody to pose a "Threat" to a "Certain Someone". That and her mindset is "If someone or a group is an issue then neutralize them"... *Sigh* Really wished she took after Heckter more, but here we are.
Aster: Ok I got most of that, but that last part confused me. Who's Heckter?
Author: Ain't got time to play twenty questions. Do you want to go onto the Punishment camber with A/N and Chibi A/N?
Aster: U-uh no...
Author: Then let's continue the story.
Dess laughed as you two passed by an empty station along with some burnt dog threats. Apparently, Friskie knows how to play the Macarena with a maraca between her Cheeks... Which she did in public.
Dess: And she did that on a Dare?
She asked thoroughly entertained by the Story. You had a modestly sized grin as you recall you had to pay up twenty bucks.
Y/N: Yeah, everyone that saw was laughing their asses off. It was great!
As you said this you two encounter a frozen lake... Well more like a pound with a sign in the middle. Still, it's Ice and if you've been paying attention, Dess and Ice don't work well with each other.
Dess: Um... Let's go around. No point in-.
Before she could continue, You pretty much just took a running start and slid across the pound like you were surfing. You let out some chuckles before taking another running start and slide back to Dess who cracked a smile and let out a chuckle before continuing her previous sentience.
Dess: Slipping on our asses... *Sigh* Do you always do that when you see a Frozen Body of Water?
She asked with a slight grin on her face as it reminded her of home when Winter came around and Angel brought her to the River(Or was it a Lake?) when it Froze over.
Y/N: Only when I know the Ice is thick enough. Come on you should give it a try!
You said with a bit of enthusiasm which Dess doesn't share in the slightest as she still remembered the last time she slipped and fell on her ass on hard ice.
Dess: I think I'll take a Pass on that. The last time Angel took me to a frozen body of water, she laughed at me when I fell on my ass about five times in a row.
Right, she told you about that. Well, maybe you can help her out with this. I mean she helped you out so why not?
Y/N: Don't worry, I won't laugh if you fall onto your rear. Besides we're not Ice skating we're just sliding across a frozen pound.
Dess still had a nagging feeling this wasn't gonna go well, but she'll humor you. Just this once of course.
Dess: Alright fine... But I'm blaming you if I do fall anyways.
She said with a bit of a smile as she lightly jogged onto the Ice. That wasn't enough momentum to get her across the whole way... But as she reached the middle of the Icy Pound she suddenly froze while staring at the ice beneath her.
Y/N: Hey... Dess um. You should probably hop off the Ice and try again... Dess?
Your calls fell on deaf ears as Dess couldn't hear anything around her, she was in some sort of Trance. She doesn't know why but she was suddenly crippled by terror as some bad memories started to surface. It was so vivid that it felt like it happened yesterday. She was twelve years old and Ice Skating around some Lake... It was Large and vast. To her child-like mind it was like looking out into the ocean. Her Uncle was with her as he promised to watch over her while her Father and Mother were out doing some Holiday shopping.
Buck(Memory): Hey Dess! Don't head skate out too far now. The Ice is too thin over there.
While she tried her best... but in the end, she ended up getting too far out when he wasn't looking and then she heard a sound that made her heart Drop.
*Crack!*
Buck(Memory): Dess? Where did you Hon? Oh my god! DESS!!! QUICK COME-!!!
*CRACK!!!* *Splash!!!*
He only looked away for a couple of seconds to light a campfire. But it was enough for her to get too far out and take a chilling plunge into Ice Cold water. It was so cold it zapped most of the heat out of her body within seconds making it difficult to stay afloat. Her Uncle quickly ran out too. Try and grab her, but she already started sinking... He started taking his jacket off and anything else that might make it more difficult to swim before diving in himself. It was such a stupid move, but he had to act quickly before she drowned. When she was pulled out she was bearly conscious.
Buck(Memory): *Shiver* Come on Honey! Stay with me! Stay with me Dess! DESS!!!
Everything was starting to fade before she was pulled from her Waking nightmare by You Sliding across the Pound and Grabbing. You fell onto your back as she fell onto you once you reached the other side. You landed pretty hard, but Dess's fall was cushioned by your rather sturdy body. It didn't exactly feel pleasant, but you were more worried about Dess right now.
Y/N: *Cough! Cough!* Shit, You ok Dess!? You looked like you were having a panic attack there! What happened?
Before you could get your bearings Dess Straight up put you into a tight hug. You could feel her soft Panicked breath on your cheek.
Dess: J-just hold me... Please...
That... Took you off guard a bit. But you weren't taken so off guard as to not comfort her during a Panic Attack. How could you not when she pretty much trembling?
Y/N: O-ok... Take as much time as you need...
You state knowing full well this will probably buy Friskie more time for more of her wild shanagens to go unchecked. However, you can't help but comfort Dess. As for the deer gal herself... She started to calm down a bit after a few moments. Soon after she noticed that you kinda smelt pretty nice, like... Rose's? She didn't expect to smell such a flowery smell on a dude... I mean she likes it, a lot actually. So much so that she kept holding on to You and taking deep sniffs. This was only stopped when you said this.
Y/N: Enjoying yourself there?
You said with a slight grin as Dess quickly shot up with a little bit of a blush on her face.
Dess: I... Uh... Wasn't just sniffing you because you smelt like Rose's... Um...
She looked to the side lightly embarrassed at the fact she was caught sniffing the chest of someone she just met. Normally she only does that to Angel since she always smelt like butterscotch. Of course, this was when they were in either Her room or Angel's room... Normally Hanging out, Playing Games, and... Uh... Making out. That tends to start after she sniffs Angel's neck and-. H-huh? Are you... Smiling?
Dess: Why are you Smiling? O-oh!
She looked down and saw that the position they were in was... A bit Promiscuous to say the least. I mean what's one to think when a Blushing Tomboy was straddling her hips with a Strapping Young Man's hips? Her blush grew as this situation was a strange one indeed... For she knows Both of their Crushes would ship the Hell out of you two. She heard your stories about how Friskie even writes lewd stuff about this type of situation and You heard about Angel as well. But it felt pretty sudden and... I-is She really considering kissing you? A guy she met like Half an Hour ago? If it wasn't for her fur her face would have been bright red as she found herself awful close to your face. *Winks at the Reader* Guess that Slowburn turned into a raging blaze real quick huh~?
Y/N: Hey~.
You could feel her hot breath upon your lips as you instinctively wrapped your hands around her waist. An act which she didn't protest in the slightest. Dess's heart was pounding in her chest as this felt somewhat familiar. Ah, that's it, Angel and her meet in a somewhat similar fashion! Though she was a teen back then and so was Angel during their spring break. They were both playing a childish game of tag when something... Well escalated once Dess Playfully tackled Angel down. She remembered they lay there for a solid minute before they started making out. When they got back to Toriel's home they might have fooled around a bit in her Room since Kristina was outside playing. Let's just say now that she's a young adult... She had a bit more experience now~. So without wasting time, she locked her lips with yours in a deep passionate kiss. She could feel your hands going lower towards her Deery Air. You could feel her hips press into yours causing a certain Big Fried to get a tad excited. But just as you wrap your thumbs around her pants while she grabs the waist for your pants. A Female voice suddenly came out of the blue.
???: Am I interrupting something?
As soon as the Unknown female said that both of you two broke the lip lock and froze up after seeing a Light Blue Fox lady with a Lantern standing just inside of the tree line... Right next to where you both were making out.
Art by PurpleLemons
This is Maku who is owned by Maku450. I therefor do not own her and before you say Anything!(Who am I kidding you will) Yes, I know she is a Wolf and not a Fox Lady. I got a Thing I'm doin' alright... Trust me on this. Anyway, no I will not be using her. I'm just using her appearance for a Character. Back to the story.
Dess: H-how the Hell are you!?
She said face beat Red with embarrassment as you both quickly scrambled to your feet. The Blue Fox lady raised her hands in a calming motion.
Aisu: I'm Terribly sorry to interrupt! My name is Aisu. *Looks to You* He is human, Correct?
You and Dess looked at each other a little wary of that question. I mean it's not like there isn't a Lady called Undyne bent on killing Humans or anything.
Y/N: If we say Yes are you gonna kill us?
Aisu looked a bit confused that someone would ask such a question. Not because she doesn't know that Humans aren't exactly safe down here, quite the opposite in fact actually, but the fact that someone would Ask that to a potential enemy and expect them to not Lie about it. Thankfully Aisu wasn't here to Kill them.
Aisu: Um... No. I come from a place called Fall Town. You see there are some Monsters that did not agree with Queen Asgoreia's decision to go to War with the Humans. Like her Former Wife and Fellow Queen, Toriel. However, Toriel's grief drove her away from most of Monster Kind with the Body of her Adopted Human Daughter. To this day we don't know where she is now. A-again I do apologize for interrupting, but it is not safe here.
Yeah, you know all about Undyne thanks to Dess telling you about it. That and you know exactly where Toriel is, in the Ruins. She left Monster Kind after hearing them Cheering for the Destruction of Humanity which sickened her to the core of her soul. Guess she left out the carrying a dead body thing during your chat with her. But let's focus on the Present.
Y/N: Yeah, we know about Undyne. We still have to catch up to Friskie though.
Dess then added this which made your face turn from a Serious glance to a Massive blush on your face with a look of pleasant surprise.
Dess: *Looks to the side* And find someplace more Private.
Aisu looked at the two of you for a second with a face that screamed, "Yeah Fair Enough". mainly at the Privacy thing. But for finding Friskie that was pretty easy to accomplish.
Aisu: We can meet her in Snowdin when she arrives. I know a shortcut through the woods. While Undyne is surely scanning the town, she will not attack while the Townspeople are around. If she were to do so that would endanger the people she had sworn to protect. We can use the Vow to our advantage and walk through the town without any hassle, but once we leave into Waterfall Undyne will surely try to attack.
You looked at Dess and She looked back for a second before looking at Aisu with unphased expressions.
Y/N: If she attacks we'll just defend ourselves.
Dess nodded in agreement. Aisu looked at the two of you with a single raised brow while putting her free hand on her hip.
Aisu: Oh really? Then let me ask you this, Do you think a Woodem Baseball Bat and a Flimsy Chipped Machete can take on a Countless Magical Spears that can be summoned at will in mid-air and launched towards their Target with just a thought?
Ah... That's fair, but maybe if you two could get in close you could defeat her. That hope was swiftly crushed when Aisu said this.
Aisu: Oh and did I mention she's an extremely capable close-combat fighter that frequently Suplexes Boulders for Fun?
Huh... Yeah, fighting her doesn't sound like a great time now that you two were given some context. Plus that kinda matched up with what Dess remembered what Her Undyne could do... More or less anyway.
Y/N: Uhhhhhhhhh... Maybe we should try to Avoid her as best we can and only fight her as a last resort...
Aisu looked at you with a slight grin with a look that said "That's what I thought". She then turned and beckoned towards the both of you.
Aisu: Follow me, let's hurry before another tremor arrives.
While You and Dess were obviously hesitant, what do you really have to lose following her? Besides Dess was definitely looking at you in a Much more favorable view... I mean she can't deny you got a tight ass~. So you two followed Aisu deeper into the forest. You sure hope Friskie is doing ok...
Elsewhere
Friskie's Back was hurting like Hell right now... On the way here she passed by Sam's """Puzzle""" by just walking past it, Got really lucky Apparently with Papyra's randomly generated puzzle, Flipped a hidden switch, Pet a Lesser Dog so much Apparently it gave it inspiration for some wild snow dogs, got jumped by a Doggo Couple who thought she was a lost puppy who could pet other dogs after rolling around the snow, solved about Three-floor switch Puzzles, and had to play with a Dog wearing armor that weights several tons probably JUST TO GET TO THIS BRIDGE!!! *Sigh* Well at least no one got hurt(Aside from Ice Cap who is now just Ice after she stole his cap) and she's making friends with a bunch of people along with two Goofy sisters calling themselves Skeletons. She wonders what's next... And when You and that Deer Gal will get here to give her some company along this crazy ride... Speaking of which, at the end of this Bridge was Sam and Papyra waiting at the end of the bridge.
Papyra: HUMAN!!! This is your final and most Dangerous challenge! Behold! The Gauntlet of Deadly Terror!
Soon after she said that around Six things suddenly came out of nowhere. A Spiked ball on a Chain, a Jet of Flames, two Gaint Spears, a Cannon, and a... Dog?
Papyra: When I say the word, the trap will fully activate! Cannon's will fire! Spike's will swing! Blade's will slice! Each part will violently swing up and down! Only the tiniest sliver of victory will remain!!!
Friskie looked very unsurprised by this... Her luck had to run out eventually. She's just wondering if any of these actually work. They sure look effective, but so far everything has been tame a hell.
Papyra: Are you ready!? Because! I! Am! About! To do it!
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Sam: Well? What's the holdup?
Friskie was about to ask the same thing... Sam just beat her to the punch.
Papyra: HOLDUP!?!? What holdup!? I'm... I'm about to activate it now!
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Sam: That, uh, doesn't look very activated.
Oh good, Papyra is having second thoughts about absolutely annihilating her with this Rube Goldberg doohickey. She was kinda disappointed.
Papyra: Well... This challenge... Seems... To easy to beat the Human with! Yeah, that's right! We can't use the one! I'm a Skeleton with standards!
The amount of effort it took to not point out the two switches and a button was VERY strenuous for Friskie. God give her patience cause if he gave her strength right now... Well, she'd still use it to fuel her patience.
Papyra: My puzzles are very Fair and my Trap's are expertly cooked! But this method is too direct! It has no class at all! Away it goes!
And just like that, everything that was currently about to game end Friskie just vanished back to... Wherever the fuck they came from. Friskie doesn't know and right now she doesn't care. She just wants to find someplace warm to wait for You.
Papyrus: Phew...
Oh? Was the a sigh of relief Friskie and Sam heard? Guess lying about eating that frozen spaghetti, saying Jinor Jumble is harder than Crossword, and solving her puzzles really got her attached to Friskie.
Papyra: What's that look for!? This is another decisive victory for Papyra! NYEH!!! HEH!!!... Heh???
The Pale Gal soon left leaving Sam and Friskie alone as the Human Gal let out a Sigh before getting off the bridge.
Sam: I don't know what my Sister is gonna do now... If I were you I'd be sure to understand Blue Attacks.
Friskie looked Tired as Sam already told her about Blue's attacks a couple of rooms ago.
Fiskie: Blue Stop Signs... Got it... Do you have any place to warm up and wait for a hot minute?
Sam chuckled as she knew just the place for that. Actually, there are a couple of places, but she only knows of one that has Hot Food and Good Drinks.
Sam: You could Try Grillby. I know they got some Fries, Burgers, and I think Hot Coco if I remember right. They also have Booze, but I doubt you could buy that with the pocket change you got.
Huh... That was a little surprising. She has like close to one hundred gold. Must be some damn good booze to be that expensive. Oh well, she's in the mood for some Coco anyway.
Friskie: Thanks. I could really use the pick me up while I wait for the Hot Deer Gal and Y/N to get here... Kinda boring without them.
Friskie looked at the Christmas Tree looking ever so slightly confused then back to-... Of course, Sam disappeared. Between that Shortcut and the weird teleportation thing she did a couple of rooms back... She's wondering if Sam was a ghost or something. Friskie does not care for she has Zero fucks to give right now as she heads into town. Not even bothering to talk to anybody until she had her Hot Brown Liquid of sugary goodness.
Meanwhile
Back with You, Dess, and Aisu. You three were traversing through the woods following Aisu. As you were doing this Dess was pretty much glewed to you as you were to her. Let's just say you both wanted to finish what you started back near the Frozen Pound. Aisu rolled her eyes a bit as she broke the ice with some conversation.
Aisu: If you don't mind me asking, how did you two meet? The Humam has only been on the Underground for about four hours.
She asked wondering how you two could be so infatuated with each other in a short amount of time. You were a bit slow on the draw here since Dess spoke first.
Dess: Well I only met Hunky Boy here about thirtyish minutes ago and we had a nice chat, talked about how our Girlfriends would be jealous about not seeing us hook up, and he helped me through a panic attack by holding me tight and making out with me... So you know, typical whirlwind romance stuff.
Yeah, Aisu caught that detail about them already having girlfriends... And gathered that they'd be ok with it for some reason. So definitely Not a typical whirlwind romance.
Aisu: Ah... I see... I think...
You felt a change of topic was needed. Dess kinda just laid all of that out as bluntly as a Baseball Bat to the face.
Y/N: U-uh, so what's Fall Town like?
You asked more or less trying to avoid topics that made things a bit more awkward than they needed to be... Aisu already walked in on the two of you making out so it's already pretty damn awkward to begin with.
Aisu: Oh! Um, it's a very pretty town. It's populated by Soul Trees and the unique crystals give off a bright orange glow. It's called Fall Town since it always feels like Autumn. There is a secret entrance that leads into it within Waterfall. The crystals there are mostly Blue sometimes Purple. If you're wondering if any monsters there will attack you then don't worry, we don't attack Humans there and if the Royal Guard tried to Follow us, They'd have to get through my eldest sister, Kanako, and my Twin Sister, Hinoka. Kanako is the one who keeps the Peace in the town while Hinoka helps Papa run it.
There was a moment of Pause as you three encountered a deep gap with a fallen log over it. Aisu went first, then Dess, and lastly You crossed, but shortly after getting off said log fell into the gap below.
Y/N: Guess this route's closed...
You stated as Aisu looked around confused. She's been through this shortcut countless times, yet everything seemed different. Like the area shifted somehow.
Aisu: We should have arrived at Snowdin by now... What's going on here?
You and Dess glanced at each other realizing that something was not right... Shortly after the smell of Iron permeates the air. It's a smell you recognized as you quickly drew your Machete.
Y/N: We're not alone out here...
Sensing trouble around the bend Dess pulled out her Baseball Bat while Aisu looked alert. Could it be Them? Why have they come out this far? They should still be in The Pit.
Aisu: Twisted Ones? Out here? Why?
As she asked this a shadow loomed over her... And something big was about to attack her. You quickly reacted by tackling out of the way before the Strike landed.
*SLAM!!!*
Y/N: Well! I got a hunch it's because of me!
You said while quickly getting up on your feet, Aisu looked momentarily stunned. Why were they after You in particular? No time for questions however as the thing quickly reared up for another attack which you both quickly dodged. Dess looked on in shock as the Thing attacking them was a MASSSIVE Humanoid Beast standing at least Ten feet tall with exposed Flesh and using a torture cage filled with Corpses as a weapon. Its skull had no muscle or Fat, it was just Bare. It didn't even have any eyes... Just black soulless sockets staring at her. She quickly snapped out of it as she bearly Dodged a devastating attack.
*SMASH!!!*
Dess: What The Fuck is that Thing again!?
She shouts while swiftly taking cover behind a tree as it lifts the Cage of Bleeding Flesh it just dropped like a hammer.
Aisu: It's a Twisted One! Horried Beast's made Manifest by a Powerful Corrupted SOUL! They are Very in Size and Ability! But they All Warp Space around them to trap their victims.
*SWOOSH!!!* *SLAM!!!* *Splinter Splinter!*
Aisu bearly dodged that Sweeping Strike. If that Tree wasn't there to snag its attack just a little and slow it down... she would have been done for.
Aisu: And it's a Mean one... But we can't leave until it is dealt with!
Well, shit. That's easier said than done seeing as this thin was a fucking Big and Very Murdery. But you gotta do something... Think... Think... An idea then suddenly hits you.
Y/N: Dess! You think you can distract that thing!?
You shout as the Twisted One prepares to attack the Deer Gal in question. Dess looked disgruntled as it's not like they've got much of a Choice as she quickly rolled out of the way of another Slamming Attack.
*SLAM!!!*
Dess: *Sigh* Sure! This fucking thing just LOVES me Apparently!
You look to Aisu as the Creature is recovering itself from those attacks. It's slow, but when it strikes it goes Hard and Fast, however not without winding it up for a second or two.
Y/N: Aisu! Do you have anything that'll put this thing down for good!?
Aisu looked to the side for a second as if she was briefly weighing her options. Yet not for the reasons you'd expect as she glanced back at you with a serious look.
Aisu: Get that thing on its knees and I'll handle the rest.
Well shit, guess she has something potent Magic or something. You looked at your Machete, it still looked fairly sharp. However, that chip in it tells you that it's not gonna hack through bone without breaking. Luckily with the combined knowledge of the fate of Achilles from that one tale as well as knowledge of Basic Anatomy and then some, You know exactly how to force it onto its Knees without damaging it.
Y/N: Alright Dess! Piss it off!
You shout as the Skinless Creature is about to swing at the two of you. But it stopped and turned its gaze to Dess when she said this.
Dess: HEY FAT ASS!!! You look like a Regret Cinnabite from Hell Raiser!
While you're not sure how that last bit was an insult, that first one seemed to work as it tried to do another Sweeping attack towards Dess's direction and swung too high which Dess easily dodged. While it was still recovering from that botched swing, you swiftly ran in and slashed at its heels severing them entirely. It quickly tumbled to its Knees as you quickly stepped back.
Y/N: Aisu! Now!
*Snap~!*
*SHINK!!! SHINK!!! SHINK!!!*
Both You and Dess looked one in total surprise as with a Snap of her finger Three Large Spike's made of Blue Ice impaled the Twisted One's Stomach, Upper Chest, and Mouth. However, despite that it was still alive...
*Snap~!*
*WET CRUNCH!!!*
Not for long, however... As Aisu snapped her finger again causing the summoned Ice Spikes to Branch out into Several more Spike literally ripping the Creature to Shreds ending the threat. Its remains as well as the Cage of Bleeding Flesh it used as a weapon soon fade away as the Ice Spikes Aisu summoned crumbled into snow. Aisu had a look of Shame across her face.
Aisu: The deed is done. Let us continue.
She was about to lead the way again but You and Dess quickly stopped her. Dess was the first to speak as she was Amazed at what she just saw. She heard about Magic from Kitty, but she didn't believe it until now.
Dess: Wait wait wait! Holdup! That was freaking Awesome! How did you do that!? That was sick!
She said as you were more worried about that Look of Shame she had rather than the ability to create and bend Ice to her will.
Y/N: More importantly, are you ok? You didn't look too proud of what you did.
Dess face went from excited to Oh Fuck after she realized her excitement kinda blinded her to that fact. She elected to keep her trap shut for a hot minute after pressuring Aisu like that. The Blue Fox took a breath and exhaled.
Aisu: Let's just say I don't like to use my abilities for violence unlike my Sister's. I don't like Violence in general, but that doesn't mean I won't use it if there is no other option. With the Twisted Ones, you either destroy them or they kill you. There is no middle ground. You don't worry, it is nothing I can't get over. As I said before the Twisted Ones are simple manifestations so they weren't really Alive, to begin with. They don't think or have emotions like Humans and Monsters do, they're driven by a single instinct. To Kill. Until now they've only been sighted at The Pit but now they're out here... *Looks to you* And why do they want you?
Aisu pondered about that for a minute. She even heard of them wanting someone. Normally they're as Mindless as a Wild Animal. Perhaps someone more experienced in these endeavors could figure it out.
Aisu: Regardless, we need to keep moving before more Show up. Maybe Papa knows the reason as to why they're drawn to you... Though if that were true we'd be endangering Snowdin in the process...
Now that she mentioned it, she's right. If these things are Dangerous and they're actively seeing you out, then you'd be putting those Monsters in great peril. Aisu then remembered something that might be able to help.
Aisu: You said you two needed some Privacy yes? Well, I know of a shack you two could stay in for the time being. I found it a while back. It was abandoned, but I fixed it up. Took a while, but I had a lot of time to kill since there wasn't much to do down here in the Underground.
She then turns away which gave Dess ample time to cop a feel of that ferm ass for yours. Obviously, this made you blush so much that your cheeks looked like ripe tomatoes, but you didn't stop her. I mean Friskie does it when you're not paying attention to her, so you're kinda used to it thanks to having to study exams. Thank god you two don't have those right now. After for Dess, Every once and a while she sees a Dudes ass she likes much to Angel's amusement back in the day. To make this fairly Short, She likes Boy Asses to be Muscular and Girl asses to be... Well, Angel's. Needless to say, she likes what she sees and Feels~. She then gave it a light-hearted slap nudging you forward.
Dess: Boy's first~.
She said in a flirty tone as you chuckled a little. You do as she said wanting to give her only the Best view in this forest... In her option~. But with that, you three followed Aisu towards the Shack that'll most certainly host to a rather wild time.
Elsewhere
Aster: Another cut away? Really?
Author: Yeah yeah, I know. But I can't leave Friskie out like chopped liver.
Aster: I see... But what are you gonna do? My- *Fake Cough* I mean Papyra is supposed to fight her once she leaves Snowdin. Yet she isn't leaving Snowdin. She's waiting for Y/N. What could possibly happen to warrant a cutaway?
Author: Hmm... Guess we'll have to find out. Let's get back to the story.
Friskie was still waiting in you, hoping nothing happened to you... She's been waiting a hot minute in Grillby's. Plus she had like five hot coco's... That kinda spent all the Gold she had on her... And her belly was hankering for something more solid than that. Just then a Cat lady with a pair of Horns and Lavender eyes sits right next to her. Friskie did her best not to interact with her, she didn't exactly feel safe right now.
Helena: Hey Grillby, how about a pint for me...
Just then Friskie's stomach produced a loud Growl causing Helena to glance at the Human Gal with a bit of a grin.
Helena: And a burger for the wee Lassy's here. Been hearin' het gut singin' from across the bloody room.
The Fire Monster nodded and Poured her out a tankard of booze before heading to the back, presumably to make the burger in question.
Friskie: Um... T-thanks...
Helena chuckled as she took a swig from her tankard. Friskie was nervous as she hadn't been Alone before. She's normally around you all the time. Helena could tell that from a mile away though she'd seen it a lot in her lifetime... Amoung many other things, and I do mean Many.
Helena: Eh don't mention it. You hear alone? Or are you waitin' on someone else? Cause if you are their piss poor at stayin' on schedule.
Soon after this Grillby returned with a fairly large Burger which looked absolutely delicious to Friskie. Helena gave a bit of a laugh as she was about to take another Swig from her tankard.
Helena: Go on. Eat.
Soon after she said that Friskie went full feral mode on that burger. Everyone, but the Doggo's Friskie befriended and Helena, who was taking a nice long Swig at the time, looked on in disbelief. It only took Friskie about Thirty Seconds to down that burger. Which was about the time Helena finished off the tankard. The Horned Cat chuckled at seeing the sight of Friskie.
Helena: Ah~! You remind me of another Lady I know. She'd devour anything you'd sit in front of her! Though she was more massive than you and could deadlift tens of thousands of tons with ease. *Looks to Grillby* Another pint would ye?
Grillby nodded as he took her tankard and started to refill it. But just as Friskie was getting comfortable... Helena leaned on the counter and said this.
Helena: So... Ye waiting on that other Human aren't you?
The way she said Human was like she was somewhat skeptical about the legitimacy of that. Friskie was a little too freaked out about how this random Horny Cat Lady knew why she was waiting there.
Friskie: H-how-?
Before she could finish Grillby gave the tankard of Booze to Helena pretty much downed. She then turned to her and looked her dead in the eyes.
Helena: Oh just a Lucky Guess. *Leaned in* I'm a very good guesser. Now here's what's gonna Happen. I'm gonna ask a question and you're goin' to answer truthfully. Got it?
The air in the bar grew a bit ticker and Friskie could tell the mood had changed a bit... Everyone's dead quiet and looking away. Like they know something bad could happen. Friskie knew it too as she could hear her heartbeat in her own ears. She nodded as Helena began asking her questions.
Helena: Is this Human capable of feats that no ordinary person can accomplish by their standards?
Friskie paused for a moment before nodding meekly. She doubts a normal person can punch a boulder and make an ident in it. Among other things of course. You frequently pull all-nighters with negative effects. By all means you should be a Zombie all the time... figuratively speaking of course.
Helena: Has this Human survived injuries that would normally be fatal to anybody else?
Friskie thought for a moment... And she nodded. The time she shot a bean bag into his chest... Right on his heart actually, which she didn't tell anyone about because it was a freak accident, but the Doctor tending to your injury said it was a miracle you were alive.
Helena: Is the Human male and has a... Knack when it comes to women?
Friskie immediately nodded after saying that. You did whoo over Toriel so hard that you and she Wrestled in the Queens Bed Chambers. Helena chuckled a little before continuing.
Helena: Ah... Intrestin'... Ok, Last Question...
She leaned in over to Friskie's ear before whispering into it. What she said next shocked her so much she could swear her heart sunk into a deep abyss of dread.
Helena: Is this Humans name, Y/N?
Friskie looked terrified and bewildered at that question Helena pulled back with a sly grin on her face. Helena already knew the answer before Friskie even said anything.
Helena: Well well... So the Man is here... Heh, Guess my hunch was right. The Crazies are lookin' for him... Now there is only. One. Last. Thing, I need you to do.
Friskie just stared at Helena not knowing what to do or say, Who was this woman!? How did she know about You so much!? Why was she asking these questions!? Those and so many more were running in the back of her mind. They soon stopped when Helena spoke as all of her attention was on the Horned Cat.
Helena: In a few hours a Blue Fox woman named Aisu will come to Snowdin to pick you up. You follow her and she'll lead you right to Y/N. When you get there, Split up. Y/N is currently a magnet for some Very, Very Bad People. I can tell you're no good in a straight up fight so all you'd be is dead weight for Y/N to worry about. So you keep away from him for the time bein'. Understood?
Friskie finally mustered the strength for a slight nod. Helena chuckled as she then put a rather large bag of Gold and handed it to Grillby before pulling out a Smaller bag of Gold and giving it to Friskie.
Helena: Good... *Looks to Grillby like nothing happened* I'm paying Sammy's Tab for her... When she makes another, tell her "Helena Sends her regards".
The Horned Cat then got off her set and started to leave while Friskie watched the woman like a Hawk. She was about to leave, but before she did she turned back to Friskie and with a slightly devilish grin.
Helena: Don't spend all that in one place now Lass... Or I'm gonna have to lend you more!
She laughed while leaving and Friskie turned to Grillby, who was equally stunned, and appropriately said this.
Friskie: O-one order of the Strongest Liquor you have p-please...
Somewhere else
Author: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HELENA!!! *Starts Throwing stuff while going on a tirade* I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA TO RING YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' NECK!!!
*Sounds of Absolute Chaos ensues*
Aster: *With a Sweet Drop while looking at the view* U-uh... We're gonna have to give him time to decompress... B-back to the story!
You, Dess, and Aisu arrived at the shack! And... Well, it's at least decent for a night's stay. Not for living in though. You three entered the shack and saw that it was still fairly cold but for the most part pretty decent. It has a bed, a fireplace with chopped logs, it even a table and chair.
Aisu: I'll get a fire going.
She hung her Lantern on the wall and went to the other side of the room and set up the Fireplace while You and Dess looked around. The table and chair looked handmade, it must have taken hours upon hours to make those. Same with the Bed, it looked pretty sturdy a little old by the looks of it. She probably made that first. You and Dess were about to ask the same thing, but you beat her to the punch.
Y/N: How long did it take to fix up this shack? It can't of been easy.
You asked while Dess checked over Aisu's shoulder to see what she was exactly doing. She had the wood pitched up like a tent with some kindling and easily burnable logs. She used a sharp piece of metal and some flint to strike up a spark... However, it seems she's having some difficulties.
Aisu: It took me a couple of years to- Ah!
Dess winced a little as she watched her cut the palm of her hand open, it wasn't deep but it was enough to draw blood(Keep that detail in the back of your mind). You quickly glanced over and let out a sigh as you pulled out some bandages you keep handy for some of Friskie's riskier stunts.
Y/N: Alright. Come here, let's get that patched up before it gets infected.
Aisu was about to protest, after all, she had worse wounds before. But Dess went over to her and put her hand on her shoulder.
Dess: Go on and get patched up, I'll get the fire started. I know a thing or two about setting up campfires.
The Blue Fox sighed as she got up and sat over the table offering her injured hand towards you. You quickly get to work and much to her surprise, you wrap her hand up pretty efficiently. She could move it well enough and it wasn't extremely tight like Hinoka's. Her Twin Sister was always a worry wart when they were little... The problem was she went a little overboard when it came to tending wounds. It's how one time her hand ended up in a cast when they were twelve for a simple paper cut.
Aisu: Interesting... You know how to tend to wounds without sacrificing mobility. Are you a Warrior of some kind on the surface?
She asked as she didn't know much about the surface. Kanako and Hinoka always bandaged their own wounds in a similar way so they could keep fighting. However, Your answer surprised her, to say the least.
Y/N: Actually I was studying to be a Doctor on the surface. Not much use for Warriors in a time of relative Peace.
Aisu looked pretty surprised. Papa said that Humans were pretty war-like. She won't go into details but they can be pretty cruel to each other. At Least from his experience... As you could probably piece together, he didn't like humanity very much.
Aisu: O-oh. I thought... Um... Actually Nevermind. It's nothing.
Just after she said that the cabin lit up with an orange glow as Dess managed to get a fire going.
Dess: There we are! Fire's all set.
Aisu then got up and grabbed her lantern before turning to you and asking an obvious question.
Aisu: Alright, before I head out to find the other human. Can I get any details to help find her?
Well, she's not gonna have a difficult time with that. But hey if the extra details were probably gonna help her find a perv with a striped sweater, then sure why not?
Y/N: She has mid to long brown hair, has a Striped sweater, her eyes are always closed, and she will definitely try to get you to hook up with me... She has weird tastes.
Aisu didn't look too surprised by that last fact. I mean normally humans are very territorial about the people they love, but from the sound of it, this Human is not only OK with you being with other women... It sounds like she gets off to it.
Aisu: I will be sure to ignore those hints as best I can... If that's all, then I'm off.
She opened the door as You and Dess glanced at each other and smiled, however before you two could start sucking each other's face... Aisu had one last thing to say.
Aisu: *Sigh* And Please don't make too much of a mess.
Shortly after she said that she left the Cabin. You two waited a hot minute before looking at each other with a lustful gaze.
Y/N: So~, what should we do fir-? Woah!
Before you could finish what you were saying, Dess immediately pulled you into a deep lip lock that lasted for a solid minute. Without hesitation, you grabbed her Ass and pulled her closer as her Ample Chest pressed against yours. Dess had her hands on your shoulder's as she wrapped one of her legs around one of yours. The lip lock was broken for a moment as you two were still holding each other close.
Dess: Let's start with this and see where it goes~.
She said before putting you into another deep lip lock as the two of you removed your gear, set it on the table, and quickly took to the bed~.
Author: *Still on that Tieraid* I WILL MASSACRE YOU!!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!
*The Chaos still rages on*
Aster: Ooook... Guess he's still busy... *Pulls out a phone and Calls someone* Yeah gonna need that help you offered... The Author's rage just broke... Oh good, see you soon.
*Boop!* *Pop!*
Peddles: Howdy! Now what's-? *Wide-eyed* Oh my God... You weren't kidding when you said his rage broke.
Aster: Yeah he's been screaming for hours. Probably gonna need you around for when he does the lemon.
Peddles: He can do that while burning with the fury of a thousand suns?
Aster: Honey he could be in a Coma and still be writing.
Peddles: Eh fair enough. So uh... I guess that's it for this chapter huh?
Aster: Yes, We hope you enjoyed this of course and we'll see lovelies later~.
Peddles: Stay safe out there! *Looks to Aster* That's what he says right?
Aster: Yes...
Peddle: Ok good...
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