Chibi A/N: Oh dear god here we go with this series...

A/N: What? I don't see anything wrong with it. I mean It's Undertale and Deltarune. Shouldn't be that bad.

Chibi A/N: Yeah? Well Since you're probably going to stuff god knows what into this, I might as well ask. Are there gonna be any OCs in this?

A/N: Yes and No... But mostly Yes. Not much though.

Chibi A/N: Uh-huh. I hope you don't mind that I take that with a bit of salt. Anything else?

A/N: I don't know, Fem A/N there anything else?

Fem A/N: Other than Monsters of Monsters that the Reader will probably have to fight... No. Not off the top of my head. O-oh! And we'll probably use some of TheWill's names for characters And Maybe art to get some of the gender-bent versions of characters... Sometimes. Not every monster is a girl. This is to save some time and a few words.

A/N: Ah yes, That comic is the thing that Inspired me to make this in the first place, but don't worry I'm not gonna just copy and paste it. I'm actually gonna do my own thing... Just like how 90% of the internet did with Undertale and Deltarune.

Chibi A/N: *Sigh* Can we start now?

A/N: Yes. Yes, we can. Let's get this story started!

Deep in the woods, there were two people heading to a cave. One of these people is a girl named Friskie... And it wasn't just because it was her name. Mainly because she may look calm and stoic, but she's a bit of a wild one... No, get your mind out of the gutter, I meant she tends to do some dangerous things from time to time. Ok and a bit of that, but she only teases... Ok Not... Really, but we'll get into that later, just know you two haven't Done It yet. But back to the first Part, She did this ever since she was little but her goofy antics never really brought harm to anyone else... Well, except maybe you that one time when she filled a Potato cannon with bean bags and launched them square in your chest at point-blank range. You remember you were in the hospital for a week after that... *Clears Throat* anyway here's a picture.

Art by TheBlackSunKing

Huh, Fancy name. Also, she is over 18 in this you weirdo's!!! *Deep breath* Back to the story...

Friskie: Hey Y/N! Are you doing ok back there?

She said while stepping over a bunch of ferns and bushes to reach a sight clearing in the woods... Only to have those ferns and bushes get slashed and bashed by your Steller Plant killing skills and a really sharp Machete that cost about... 30$. On a Collage Student's budget that's some missed out on Pizza and Soda. Oh and here's a picture of what you're wearing for refinance.

I don't own anything in these images or the images themselves.

Y/N: Friskie, Maybe I should lead. You know so I can clear out a path.

You stated as you stepped over the remains of your Green Foes! Friskie shrugged as she made a Very good point.

Friskie: Do you know where this Epic Cave is- Woah!

While saying this she was walking backward and nearly tripped over a rock before regaining her balance again.

Friskie: I'm good! I think...

You let out a sigh as you sheathed your Blade of Plant Genocide before looking up at something.

Y/N: Well to answer your question before you nearly cracked your head open like an egg... Yes.

She was confused for a moment until you decided to elaborate further by pointing at the mountain.

Y/N: I'm pretty sure anyone from town would be able to see a Giant Hole on the side of the mountain. Plus it's been there for ages, and people have been known to go missing from there.
Mainly Students.

You said recalling the time a student fifteen years ago went missing trying to study the cave itself. Before that, another student disappeared twenty years ago once they decided to see if any edible mushrooms were there! They were studying... Well, cooking. She wasn't eating mushrooms to get high if that's what your thinking.

Friskie: Well that's because they went alone. I've got a big and strong person to protect me if something attacks us!

You let out a groan as you took your sunglasses off and hung them from the collar of the T-shirt you wore under your button-up shirt.

Y/N: I'm studying to become a Medical Professional you know. I'm not exactly bench-pressing a truck. So if a Brown Bear lives in that cave we're screwed.

You said as Friskie crossed her arms with a slight smirk as she playfully teased you a bit.

Friskie: I know. I just brought you along because I'm faster than you~.

That comment made you give her a bit of a bit of a doubtful look. After all, she's not exactly equipped to go running through a forest.

Y/N: Well just don't go tripping on any more rocks if a Brown Bear does live there.

You said before the two of you headed toward the cave and once there everything was pretty Dark. Both of you were currently standing near the center of the room.

Friskie: Ah Crap... I forgot my Flashlight!

You let out a sigh as you tried to adjust your eyes to the darkness surrounding you. So far you only saw the cave walls.

Y/N: *Sigh* I told you to bring a Backpack-.

Suddenly you heard something... Like Wood creaking and then you heard Friskie Scream!

Firskie: AHHHH!!! Y/N help me!!!

You quickly shot your gaze toward Friskie and despite the Darkness, you could see a hole right in the middle of the room! Friskie was holding on for dear life on the edge by a Root and you quickly darted over and grabbed her hand.

Y/N: Friskie! Hold on! I got you!

You shouted as you tried to pull her up, but you heard that noise again, The creaking of wood, only now you heard the sounds of Shifting Stone and the ground beneath your feet started to tilt until it became a Slope. You tried to get a grasp on Anything! But it was too late you started to slip into the hole.

Y/N: Shit! I'm slipping!

After you said this you slipped off the edge and instantly the dry root snapped from both Yours and Friskie's weight.

*Snap!*

Y/N and Friskie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

As your screams fade into the darkness and the light fades from your vision a distant sound of evil laughter could be heard as the stone you slipped from shifted back into place.

Sometime Later

You slowly started to wake up in a... Flower bed? No, you are still in the cave yet... Why is there a flower bed in a Cave? And where was this light coming from? When you got up from the flower bed you quickly looked around you.

Y/N: Friskie! Shit! Friskie!!! Where are you!?

After saying this you quickly got up and looked around. Aside from the Flower Bed, you found yourself in there was a Tunnel. It was too well made to be natural. You were honestly amazed that you had gotten out of that fall without a scratch. You didn't even have a concussion. You wondered what the hell those Flowers were made of. Doesn't matter. Right now you're worried about Friskie to even question how you got out of there alive. You follow the tunnel to see a massive archway and while you were worried about Friskie, You paused for a moment to look at it. It wasn't like anything you've ever seen.

Y/N: What type of architecture is this? It's not Roman or Greek... It's definitely not modern...

As you examine it closely you notice another beam of light shining down a patch of grass, a Strange-looking Flower, and... Friskie!

Y/N: Friskie!? Thank god you're alright!

You said as you quickly rushed over to Friskie who suddenly jumped when she heard your voice. But then she realized that it was just you.

Friskie: Y/N!? I thought you were... N-nevermind. Are you ok?

She asked sounding a little worried and you chuckled a little. You felt like that's a question you should be asking.

Y/N: I'm fine, but what about you? That was a pretty big fall.

After saying this a very sweet-sounding voice suddenly spoke out of nowhere... At least from your perspective.

???: Oh she's fine! I was just showing her the ropes of this place.

You looked around to find the source of the female voice for a solid minute before she cleared her throat trying to catch your attention.

???: Down here you silly goose!

You looked down to see... A Talking Flower?

Art by 9999gpera

Peddles: Howdy! My name is Peddles, Peddles the Flower! Nice to meet you!

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Y/N: Friskie, Am I hallucinating or are you seeing this too?

You asked with a deadpan tone as you thought that fall might Have given you a concussion.

Friskie: No. No, I see her too.

Peddles gave the both of you a look that pretty much said she was questioning your intelligence... Or general grip on sanity. Her voice went from Sweet to Annoyed adult who hadn't had her Coffee that morning after that.

Peddles: *Sigh* Ok look. I know humans don't experience stuff like me up there, but Monsters are normal down here. If you have questions, I'm not answering them. Now can we get back to business?

Ah, there it is! She reminds you of that Girl who works in retail at the local General Dollar... Seriously those things are Everywhere! But there is just something about this Flower Gal that doesn't strike you as... Well on the up and up.

Y/N: Eh sure, why not? What's the worst that could happen?

Peddles just narrowed her eyes at you after you said that. But she decided to put that in the back of her mind for now as she returned to that Sickeningly Sweet voice like she was putting on a mask for some bothersome customers.

Peddles: Ok! So as you can see you have little tiny hearts in a box. That's your Soul! The very culmination of your being.

While you see Friskie's Soul in a 2D box you did not have one. A Box with a Soul anyway, you definitely have a soul.

Firskie: Wait, Why do I get one and Y/N doesn't?

Peddles paused for a moment in confusion before pulling something out of her ass... Or Roots. It was clear that she had no idea why that was happening.

Peddles: U-uh... T-this only works one at a time. Y-your friend has to wait for his turn! A-anyway, Your soul can get Stronger the higher your LV is. What's LV? Well, it's LOVE, of course! You want some LOVE Don't you?

Friskie looks to You for some sort of Answer or something. I mean she has a questioning look on her face. Sadly you got nothing so you gave her a little Shrug.

Friskie: U-uh... S-sure?

She said unsure if she was going to get a hug or some Alone Time behind a shady back ally... Or the cave equivalent to it.

Peddles: Good! I'll share some with you!

After she said this some small white things that you presume are Peddles Peddles shoot out from behind her and float above Friskie's Box.

Peddles: Down here, LOVE is shared through... Uh... Little White... Friendliness Bullets!

Yeah, both yours and Friskie's bullshit detectors just went off the charts. Both of you know if it's called a Bullet it's gonna cause bodily harm... That and both of you are not twelve years old. Soon they started slowly flying toward Friskie's Soul.

Peddles: Collect as much as you can! Just pull your Soul right towards them!

Friskie did the Wise thing and avoided them like the plague. They didn't even get close to it.

Peddles: Hey buddy. You missed them. Let's try this again, Okay?

Her voice sounded annoyed as she tried to Share more of her Friendliness Bullets. Friskie dodged them with ease once again. This greatly annoyed Peddles who was starting to show her true attitude.

Peddles: Is this a Joke? Are you Braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. BULLETS!!!

She said more aggressively than before as another wave of Bullets headed towards Friskie's soul which she easily dodged once again. You let out a chuckle as you gave Peddles a witty remark.

Y/N: You know, that might have worked on someone a little more gullible.

Peddle's face suddenly distorts into a demonic-looking one giving both you and Friskie a slight scare.

Art by 9999gpera

Peddles: You two figured out what's going on here Haven't you? You just wanted to Torment me.

You gave her a stern glare as you placed your left palm on the hilt of your Machete.

Y/N: No shit Sherlock. We're not dumb kids we're College Students. What are you gonna do? Make our allergies-.

Before you finished that sentence several Rasor Sharp Peddles Surrounded You and Friskie's soul.

Y/N: Oh shit... Fair enough.

Peddles lets out a wicked Cackle as the Deadly Peddles start coming closer to the two of you.

Peddles: Die.

Her face distorted again as she laughed demonically as your fates were sealed... Or so she thought until they literally disappeared before they could even get close to you.

Peddles: What the-?

Suddenly a Fire Ball set her ablaze turning her into ashes within an instant. This left you and Firskie very confused until a nice-looking Goat Lady appeared from the shadows.

Art by Cooliehigh

???: Such a Terrible creature. Totruing two poor Innocent Youths...

You let out a sigh of relief... Before Friskie suddenly blurted out whatever she was thinking making this situation more awkward than it needed to be.

Friskie: It's a Sexy Goat Lady!!!

Your eyes shoot open faster than a Railcannon as you quickly turn to Friskie while the Sexy Goat Lady blushes a little.

Y/N: Friskie!

The Goat woman watched as Friskie turned to you with a Smug smile and soon her blush got a little bit harder.

Friskie: It's true! Look at those child-bearing hips! I just wanna stuff my face in there and motorboat her fine ass!

You facepalmed before letting out a groan of embarrassment as you approached the Goat Woman.

Y/N: Sorry my friend here doesn't have a filter sometimes. Uh, what's your name Miss...?

The Goat woman recomposed herself as she cleared her throat. She did not expect these youths to be so... Strange. Well, at least she didn't expect one of them to be this strange. You seem normal enough.

Toriel: My name is Toriel. The caretaker of the RUINS. I would tell you not to be afraid... But it seems that I don't need to worry about that...

Friskie chimed in with a sly grin and her phone as she wanted to take a selfie with Toriel.

Friskie: Oh you have no idea how right you are! Can I take a Selfie with you? I'm gonna make some friends super Jello.

You give Friskie a glare for a solid minute before she grumbles to herself as she puts her phone back up.

Friskie: Fine... But I'm getting that Selfie one way or another!

She said as Toriel looked really confused as to why Humans were casually approaching her now. The last Human didn't do this... Sometimes she wonders what is going on up there.

Y/N: Sorry she's just excited. Please continue.

Toriel just looked at you trying to ignore that fact Friskie was straight-up staring at her tits. She didn't even try to hide it either.

Toriel: O-okay... Um. Well, it's not safe here. I'll lead you two through the Catacombs. Please, follow me closely.

She looked at Friskie who was still staring at her tits. You quickly grabbed her jaw and forced her to look upward which earned you a punch to the side. It didn't exactly feel great but it didn't hurt either. Toriel cleared her throat before continuing.

Toriel: Except you. You can stay behind your friend here.

Firskie looked disappointed that she was behind you as Toriel started to lead you both through the Catacombs.

Toriel: It's been a while since a Human has been down here. I come down through here every day to see if your kind ever falls down here. However, this is the first time Two Humans has fallen here.

She then said something that caught your attention as the group entered a big room with some raised stairs and a glowing sparkle near those stairs.

Toriel: And it's also the first time a Human male has been down here! Normally it's just females that get drawn to this place.

That struck you as odd at first... Until you realize that you're only here because Friskie was drawn here as well. Something must have lured her here, but what?

Y/N: So Human Girls get lured into falling down that hole up there... Why? Not only that but why is it not guarded or warned about? It's not like it's hidden, a Gaint Hole on the side of a Mountain isn't exactly suttle.

Toriel looks at you with an expression of shock when you mention that the hole leading to the entrance to the Underground has gotten noticeably bigger.

Toriel: The Secret entrance has gotten Wider? Maybe it has something to do with the tremors...

Firskie looked confused as did you. Neither of you had felt any tremors or quakes.

Y/N: Uh... We haven't experienced any earthquakes top side. Is it Local?

Toriel looks unsure... This was a more recent development. So far it hadn't disrupted too much in the Underground. But every time it happens a creeping chill runs up everyone's spine.

Toriel: I-I honestly don't know. Let's talk about this after I get you two to safety...

She said while quickly heading up the right set of the staircase. You and Friskie looked at each other for a moment before shrugging and following Toriel. In the next room, there were strange buttons on the ground, a Plak with some sort of riddled, and a Big door... Gee... I wonder what's going on here.

Toriel: Down here in the Ruins you might find some Puzzles. You two need not worry, I know them like the back of my hand!

Soon after she said this she quickly solved the puzzle by stepping on four buttons and flicking a nearby switch which opened the door. After it opened the ground suddenly shook violently for a brief moment before the sudden tremor left just as quickly as it had arrived.

Toriel: That one was a bit more turbulent...

She said with a hint of concern before Friskie got up from the leaf pile she had fallen into.

Friskie: *Covered in Leafs* Yeah, I noticed that...

As the Human Woman dusts herself off the group heads through the archway up the stairs. This led to a room with a couple of man-made... Or well Monster-made steams to divert water to prevent flooding... Somewhere anyway.

Toriel: There are Levers in the room that you two need to use to solve a puzzle here, but you needn't worry. I've already labeled them!

Friskie then asked a question that you hadn't thought about until it was brought up just now.

Friskie: Wait did you reactive them as you come by on your daily walk? If so why? Doesn't it make getting back a little inconvenient?

She had a good point and Toriel let out a nervous chuckle as she was a little embarrassed to admit it.

Toriel: Well yes, but I know these puzzles so well that they became a part of my routine. Just doesn't feel right if I don't reset them and solve them on the way back.

She said while You and Friskie pulled the labeled Levers. Soon after this you two progressed into a room with a training dummy. While Friskie had forgotten his near brush with death by a sentient inmate object, you did not as your guard was raised and ready to defend the two of you if need be. Luckily it didn't seem that it was dangerous as Toriel just casually walked up to it.

Toriel: In the Underground, you might encounter Monsters that may wish you harm. When this happens you'll enter a FIGHT. In the Battle try to befriend them with small talk.

You looked at her with a skeptical look as normally the way to fight stuff is to defend yourself. The other option is to run obviously, but you'd find it strange you'd try to make nice with the guy actively stabbing you.

Y/N: Uh... Do things work differently down here? Normally when people get into fights above ground it's typically out of aggression. You'd have to be very Charming or Intimidating to convince someone Not to fight you.

Toriel saw this question coming. At least you two weren't playing 20,000 questions like the last human did. That one got on her nerves a little, but she knew that that young woman was just curious.

Toriel: Well, down here Monsters have been fairly isolated from the wider world.

She paused for a moment as she tried to come up with a follow-up with an explanation. Yet she couldn't, not because she didn't want to but because she was slightly fearful that the two of you would react terribly to the truth. Thankfully she didn't have to do that as You kind of put two and two together.

Y/N: That and most of Humanity typically react by destroying what they either Fear or Don't understand. I'm guessing our people have a hand in why the Monsters act hostel towards humans. Am I wrong?

Well, Toriel guessed she was worried for nothing, although she was slightly worried by how casually you said that.

Toriel: I-In a way yes... Is everything okay on the surface?

She asked hesitantly as she didn't know whether or not she wanted to hear the answer. But she will have it nonetheless.

Y/N: When your population reaches the billions across the world and most of the said world is connected by something called the Internet, You're bound to find some crazy shit, bullshit, or stupid shit. Let me tell you the world can look like a sewer if you stare into that abyss long enough.

Toriel didn't exactly quite understand what you were talking about, but she got the gist that this Internet had probably opened some Human's eyes to some of the worst examples of your kind.

Friskie: And there is a shit ton of porn on the Internet!

Alright, Toriel's gonna ignore that for the time being and focus on teaching you the ropes! You shook your head as Friskie just made this really weird.

Toriel: Ok! So why don't you talk to the dummy and we will never speak about the internet again! Hopefully... N-now please just talk to the Dummy!

The goat milf said praying to whichever god will listen that this subject will never EVER come up again... Oh, who am I kidding it will. Regardless Friskie shrugged and did what Toriel asked as the three of you progressed through the Ruins.

Meanwhile...

Chibi A/N: Let me guess... OC time?

A/N: Eh... You could say that since I can't confirm or deny that they'll actually ACT like this.

Chibi A/N: I'm starting to get worried.

A/N: Yeah... So you know about Undertale's plot and Deltarune's plot right?

Chibi A/N: Don't you dare do it...

Fem Gaster: *Sips some tea* Do what?

Chibi A/N:... I Fucking Hate You.

A/N: I know. Back to the story!

There was a girl not of this world. A girl who was lost to Darkness sometime ago in her world. She was starting to lose hope she'd ever get back, but as she woke from a nap and discovered that she could finally see, she immediately shot to her feet and patted herself down just to make sure she didn't turn into a ghost or anything. Thankfully she seemed to be Corporal so that's good. She began recounting her life as she forgot who she even was! Her family, friends, and even her hobbies... She used to play the guitar and sing! She also liked baseball though she wasn't great at it. Her mother was strict and pretty much a workaholic, She remembers her even working during pregnancy when she was younger, and her mom always got mad when she tried to play with her. Her dad picked up her mother's slack when it came to parenting even when he came down with something. He's the best dad in the whole world in her eyes, probably why she took after him so much. And there was her Sister, she was always a bit timid, but she and her got along great! She was glad her mother's workaholic tendency didn't rub off on either of them. Whenever she got scared she'd comfort her with her crush's jacket... Which she frequently stole because it always smelt like pie~. She also remembers how she disappeared, she went looking for a young girl... It wasn't very serious as she probably got lost in the woods again. She knew where to look so she volunteered to bring her back home for the Dreemurr's. However, while searching for the girl, she found an odd Bunker... And the details after that get hazy as were plenty of other details from her life. However, she does finally remember who she is. She's Dess Holiday.

Art by Xileth

Dess: Where the heck am I?

She asked no one in particular. But she got an answer anyway from a weird woman who suddenly appeared right in front of her! Needless to the Reindeer gal was startled and almost punched square in the jaw!

Art by Watekostile

"Mystery Woman": Hello~! I require your services so I-!

Dess got into a defensive stance as the Reindeer gal assumed that this woman kidnapped her!

Dess: Who are you, What do you want, and Where is my Family!?

The "Mystery Woman" can't say she didn't see this coming... Guess a proper explanation and some introductions are in order... But not in that order.

Aster: Calm down, I mean you no harm. I simply found you sleeping in the abyss and thought to bring you to safety! I am Aster, and I assure you that everyone in your world is fine. You can rest easy.

Dess was a little hesitant to trust her. After all, she seems like the type of person who would sell her organs if given the-.

Aster: Young lady I can assure you that I do not Sell People's Organs! *Crosses her arms* I'm nothing like my male counterparts! Wing Dings is not exactly used commonly for a reason...

Es-fucking-scuse me!? Did she just cut me off!? *Clear's throat* No no, remain professional A/N... The story must continue.

Dess: D-did you just...? Male counterparts? I... OK, what the hell is your deal? Have I finally gone crazy? Is all of this just a hallucination?

Aster then flicked her forehead which hurt a little. Now unless she just flicked herself, that seemed pretty real to her.

Dess: Ow! *Sigh* Ok... Back to my first question. What's your Deal? Are you some sort of Demon or what?

The Reindeer gal asked with caution. Yet still, she was not prepared for what Aster said next.

Aster: Oh I'm a former scientist who fell into her own creation meant to break open a barrier somehow splitting their souls across space, time, and dimensions. Which took agonizingly long to reform into what you see now only now I have reality being powers, a weird form of omnipotence that boils down to "I've done that before", and to top it all off! I'm not even the first version of myself to do that and there are countless Alternate Universes called A.U's That range from complete reimaginings to only a slight difference from the original, which was made by a dog. I can go into greater detail if you'd like~.

Dess just stared at her for a solid minute as she processed what she said. She then pushed that to the back of her mind for later as she asked a quick question.

Dess: C-can I go home?

The answer was predictable but not in the way you'd think. I'll let Aster explain.

Aster: Mmmmm... No. Don't get me wrong I'd love to. But if I were to do that... Then I'd be causing your hometown's destruction which would kill everyone you love, including you. On an Anomaly's whim no less. Which is why I need your help here. You see there is another- And you're not listening to me.

The Reindeer gal crossed her arms and stared at her with a slightly uncaring glare as she was taking everything with a grain of salt right now.

Dess: Look, I just want to go home. I don't care about... Whatever you are or what you want. Plus, I'm not even sure I can trust you or what you say. For all I know you're some weirdo that likes rooting around in trash dumps.

Aster glares at absolutely nothing and totally doesn't flip the bird at a Hypothetical Author before looking back to Dess while pulling a pen out of thin air.

Aster: Just hold still for a second...

Dess looked at her with confusion before Aster waved that pen in the air in her general direction. She then made the pen disappear before taking a deep breath and sighing as if she put a lot of effort into something.

Aster: Alright, now look at your hands.

The Reindeer gal rolled her eyes as she looked at her arms. They were their usual brown with a bit of white on the bottom of her palms and wrists which climbed up the length of her arm. Even got the black fur on her finger... Tips... Wait, weren't her arms purely gray before?

Dess: H-huh!? Wait I thought this room was pitch black!

She said thinking her eyes had simply adjusted to the darkness. However, Aster then suddenly summoned a full-body mirror, again out of thin air, to allow Dess to check herself out a bit. She looked like how she used to look before she went missing. Brunette hair, gray eyes, little dark spots on her face like freckles, even her horns were termed down as she remembered so she didn't poke anyone's eyes out! She had bigger horns than her Dad and Mother combined! Oh, and they were the same color as her body of course... *Clear's Throat*. Her clothes we the same color as she remembered. A Green jacket with a white fur trim, as well as her crush's name, embordered onto the right side of the coat, Angel, could still smell the scent of butterscotch pie on it. Underneath was a Black shirt that tightly fitted around her frame as she always gets shirts that are slightly too small for her. Her pants were surprisingly soft and flexible blue jeans, She remembered a time when Noelle fell asleep in her lap while they were watching some cartoons, it was super cute~! And lastly she dark drown boots! Yes, I know everyone in her family has hooves instead of feet, but she's a bit of an exception. She has feet, but no toes... Unless you count her weird hooves as toes, in that case, she does have toes. Her Hoove Toes are split down the middle meaning she only has two of them for each foot. So in essence she can still sub her toe and... *Shakes head* No No! Can't let myself get distracted! The takeaway from this is that She can wear shoes while the rest of her family can't.

Aster: Yeah, the abyss tends to wash someone's color when they've stayed in there for too long. The bright side is it prevents aging! Period... *Under her breath* I'm gonna have to drop that bomb later... *Fake coughs* Anyway!

She desummons the mirror before continuing with her explanation.

Aster: So about that thing I needed. I do want to take you home, but if I do then that said Anomaly would just Kill you more than everyone else in your world, coming to this world, and kill everyone here until he gets what he wants. What we need to do is A, break this barrier so it'll be easier to find this other Anomaly. And B, Find the Anomaly in the first place! The trick is I don't know what it is. Whether it is, a human, a monster, or an inanimate object. We just have to find it and use it against him! Or if they're a person we ask for some help us defeat First Anomaly. Any questions?

Dess had plenty of those but wanted to get home as soon as possible so she'll only ask one.

Dess: Why can't we convince this guy not to Kill me and everything I know and love?

She asks bluntly not because she thought that would work, but because there has to be a reason. The answer was telling of this dangerous man.

Aster: Well I tried that... He just said No. When I tried to ask he just stood there silently. I bet he's still there waiting. I'm guessing for you to return so he can resume his plans, but I'm taking that with a grain of salt myself. But to tell you the truth, I honestly think that man is way too dangerous. He's got a goal in mind and it's not clear what it is. So in short, convincing him isn't possible.

Dess sighed as she figured as much... However the answer wasn't what she was expecting. She was expecting this Anomaly person to be a mustache-twirling villain. Not a murderous psychopath driven by an unknown purpose. Oh well guess you can't exactly wish for a Fun adventure now can she?

Dess: *Sigh* fine... Just give me two things...

She asked while face palming as she started to think she was better off in that void, but beggars can't be choosers she guesses!

Aster: Which are?

The Otherworldy scientist asked probably already knowing the answer. And she was pretty much right on the money.

Dess: First my Guitar, and second my baseball bat.

Without so much as skipping a beat, Aster summons not only that but also a Harness for the Baseball Bat so she doesn't have to carry it around in her hand like she was looking for a fight or something. The Guitar already has a strap so that wasn't an issue.

Aster: Anything else~?

She asked like she was some sort of magic genie that was capable of anything... Just to be an ass... *Smack!* Ow!

Dess: Yeah, how the hell do I get out of here?

She said while blinking for a moment. When she opened her eyes Aster was gone and an open door leading to... Some sort of cave structure? Naturally, she was confused as she put the harness for the Baseball bat around her waist and promptly stowed it away. As for her Guitar, she simply slung it over her back before heading towards the open door.

Dess: *Under her breath* I swear if this is a trick I will slap someone...

She said exiting into some sort of blue cave with blue lights. Are those crystals? The strangest part is she turned around to face the open door... And it was gone. Like it never existed. Dess was wondering what other weird thing was gonna happen... Actually, scratch that. That's just asking for trouble. She decided to go left and threw some tall grass. From there she walked down some sort of oddly constructed wooden bridge over a massive underground lake.

Dess: Who made this bridge? Aren't they supposed to go straight and not bend and curve like this?

She asked no one in particular as she walked past a bunch of big stone pillars she assumed were supporting the roof of the cave right now. But with what she had experienced a few moments ago who can really say? One thing she can say when encountering a dead end when the bridge just cuts off is this. The strange thing is there was more of the wooden bridge on the other side too. She was starting to wonder if this bridge was even finished.

Dess: Oh great... No way...

She looks over to see something moving towards her. It was... A single tile of wood?

Dess: Across... Of course, this place is weird too.

She muttered to herself before hopping on and getting transported over to the other side. When she got to the other side of the lake she hopped off and noticed some signs on the wall. While her curiosity was peeked for sure, she wanted to find out if the people who made them were still around. That and she had an odd feeling these words were meant for another soul and not her... So she decided to head down towards a room full of glowing crystals. All of which are on the roof. Not to mention there was a Telescope and some odd blue flowers. The flowers didn't bother her as much as the Telescope, Why is a tool for stargazing in a cave? Just as she was thinking about the ramifications of this, the doorway she came from suddenly sealed itself shut without much warning. Only a strange sound that echoed throughout the cave was any indication that it was shut at all as now it looked like a normal wall.

Dess: Guess turning back isn't an option now...

She stated to herself before continuing down the path. As she did so she heard strange whispers coming from somewhere. So she hurried out of that room, not noticing the sign that said Wishing Room.

Meanwhile

You, Friskie, and Toriel were at the start of this long Hallway after Friskie nearly drowned trying to show Toriel that the Spike room can be and I quote "Easily Cheesed". It took you to swim over and get her over to Toriel, not because she was Panicking or anything, but because the water had a current which nearly Sucked you two into an Underwater current going God knows where. Before that, a Frog Monster had suddenly come over to Friskie and Attacked her. Honestly, you thought the frog was saying hi... You think it's kinda hard to tell if its croaks were rude or not. But it didn't matter as Toriel pretty much scared it off after Friskie complemented it. So in short, Plenty of shanagens happened while we were with Dess. Right now, Toriel is drying you and Friskie off with Magic Fire.

Toriel: I can't believe you young lady! What you did was insanely dangerous! If Y/N hadn't jumped in to save you, you could have drowned!

She said scoldingly as she dried her off. Friskie was looking to the side with the typical look of teen angst.

Friskie: You're not my mom...

You manually ring out your undershirt and overshirt. Now it'll probably come as to no surprise to you, The Reader, that yes you are Physically fit and pretty much look like those pictures of Muscular dudes you see in magazines. Why? Well, there are two reasons. A, You like to keep yourself physically fit and healthy to cover for Friskie's shanagens as explained beforehand. And B, Cuz fuck it I wanted to and I don't think you guys(Or gals if there are any) want a body made out of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Wouldn't be a fantasy if that were the case... Oh sorry, I'm rambling again... Back to the story.

Y/N: No, but she might as well be. Seriously you should have tested to see if the water even had a current before Dive bombing into it...

You said with a hint of annoyance as Toriel finished drying Friskie off. She then went over to you and started to Dry you off. While she also wanted to scold you for just jumping into danger like that, She understood that you didn't do it just for shits and giggles. You did it to save somebody's life. So she can't really fault you for that... She'd do the same if it were someone she knows... Or knew once.

Toriel: For someone mostly made of Water you're pretty solid. Are all human males like this above ground?

She asked while drying off your overshirt. And Friskie jumped in the conversation seeing an opportunity to tell the Goat Mama about the wild stuff you've done saving her!

Friskie: Well he did punch a bolder once! We were hiking up Mount Ebotte once and I think I stepped on some loose gravel. Of course with My luck, the Boulder that was so delicately balanced was now shifting towards me threatening to turn me into a pancake! But before I knew it Y/N Stright up Punched the Bolder so hard he sent it tumbling down away from me and into some trees! He even left a fistprint on it! It was Awesome!

You let out a groan as yes You did punch a Bolder, but you did it out of instinct which was Dumb. You were honestly Lucky you managed to change that thing's course ever so slightly... Needless to say, you'd never do that Again.

Y/N: To answer your question Toriel, no not all Humans are like me. And we were Lucky we walked away relatively unscathed by that near-death encounter. What I did back then was Absolutely Dumb. I should have grabbed you and pulled you up rather than nearly breaking my Hand.

You stated as Toriel began drying the rest of your clothes off. She doesn't want to say this out loud, but she was honestly surprised that Human males could get that's... Well... Uh... Physically Fit! Her previous experience was with Human Females, not Males. Not to mention despite being young, you looked pretty... Uh... Mature. Maybe a bit hunky in her opinion~. She shook those intrusive thoughts out of her mind. You probably didn't find her very attractive... Unlike Friskie, she's a bit weird. Besides you're far too young for an Old Goat like her, Men of your age probably deserve someone their age. After finishing that thought You were completely dried off as you put her shirt back on.

Y/N: Huh. Thought the fireballs you summon were kinda Harmful. I mean you did blast that weird flower thing to ashes.

As you said that you noticed Friskie staring a Toriel's ass the whole time. You stare at the Frisky Human to which she pretends to not notice you and continues to stare at her ass. Toriel didn't notice this as she explained how she could make Fire not hurt people.

Toriel: Well I use Magic Fire. I can designate what can and can't be harmed. And of course, unlike normal fire, it doesn't spread unless I want it to. I also use it to cook too! It's a lot cleaner than using a stove.

The Goat Woman then looked like she realized something as she face palmed a little. All the while Friskie Finally stopped Staring at her Ass... She began staring at Toriel's tits now.

Toriel: Oh that's Right! I haven't got any butterscotch to make some pie! Not to mention my house is an Absolute mess! Oh, but I can't just leave you two alone here! It's far too dangerous!

You looked at her with a raised brow as if nothing seemed That dangerous... Not counting that previous room. But you can chalk that down to Friskie's wild shanagens. However, you may have a solution for this as you pull out your Phone with a waterproof case... Yes, you had to get a Waterproof Phone Case. That previous instance was not the first time Friskie had dived into dangerous water.

Y/N: Why don't you give us your number? That way if something bad happens I can call you.

Toriel thought that was a great Idea! But she has to admit what you pulled out looked nothing like a phone she's ever seen. Not to mention she also noticed Friskie had one as well when they first met. Technology on the surface must have progressed faster than she thought up above.

Toriel: How does a Phone work without buttons? N-nevermind. That's a question for later.

She then pulled out a notebook and a pen out of her robes. She scribbled her phone number down seemingly twice as she tore off two pieces of paper from the notebook before handing you both a piece of torn paper.

Toriel: Here, Please stay in the room while I get a few things done. If you two need anything don't hesitate to call me.

You take the piece of paper offered to you while Friskie does the same... Only she mentioned something that put a wrinkle into the plan.

Friskie: Uh... My phone is... Uh... Dead... And by Dead I mean the Water pretty much killed it... So yeaaaaah...

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Y/N: This is the second time this month Friskie. If I had the Jar you'd be putting a dollar in it.

Toriel just looked at Friskie with a Shocked expression as the Young Woman hung her head low in shame.

Friskie: I know, I know... I'll be careful not to let my excitement get to me...

As she said Toriel looked at you like she was about to ask a question, but the look you gave her practically said Later. Toriel then looked at Friskie while ruffling around in her robes.

Toriel: Hang on young lady. You can use my Spare phone!

Friskie looked up as Toriel was handing the phone to her. And she was... Well, shocked at how old this phone was!

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Friskie: Oh Cool... Uh... Why do you have a spare phone?

She asked as Toriel giggled a little while You were thinking that you should have gotten your Clumsy Friend one of these as a Backup. She couldn't break this Nokia even if she wanted to! I mean she could in Reality, but this is a Fanfic. The Meme logic definitely applies to this phone!

Toriel: Well it's Older than my current phone, but it does have Games on it! So I kept it around when I got bored of reading books.

Friskie was surprised this old Fossil even had games on it. She doesn't even know what it is. Yet for some reason, it seems familiar to her... Oh well! Beggers can't be choosers. Friskie put that Brick in her cleavage... Classy. Toriel was both weirded out by this and a little impressed with the girl's cleverness. She honestly never thought of that because her robes had deep pockets so she never had that problem. But Friskie Has no pockets... None that would fit a brick like that anyway. Despite her attire, she Does have shorts... They're just covered by the Huge striped Sweater she wears.

Friskie: Hey Y/N, *Pulls out her Broken Phone* Should I throw this away or keep it?

You sighed as you know trading the phone back when you return home might not work given her reputation, but it doesn't hurt to try to save a little money on a new one anyway.

Y/N: Keep it. Maybe I can haggle with Heather to lower the price for a favor or something.

Friskie shrugged and put the ruined phone back into her Tiny ass pocket in her shorts. Seriously, why are they so small? I'm a Guy that wears Guy's pants and even I think that's Bullshit. But back to the story before I go on a tangent.

Toriel: I'll be off now. Please Stay in this room. It's far too dangerous for you two to explore as Monsters will surely attack you! But if they come into this room attempt to harm you. remember, they're easy to talk down and convince. Stay safe Young ones.

Shortly after saying this Toriel leaves the two of you alone in the room. You two wait a moment for her to be completely gone before Friskie suggests something you are already thinking.

Friskie: You want to explore the ruins? I mean if the other monsters here are Easily convinced to not fight us... Then it should be safe enough to explore. We just got to ask them not to attack us.

On that, you agree. You don't see much of a point in staying in one spot if the monsters here are ultimately harmless. Besides the puzzles here are pretty easy... If Friskie doesn't jump into rushing water again and control her impulses.

Y/N: Just don't jump into another trap you Klutz.

You say teasingly earning you a half-hearted punch to the arm as both of you head out of the room and explore the ruins.

Friskie: I might do that out of spite just so you can save me~.

She said teasingly while a familiar "Mysterious Woman" Was watching you two leave with a hint of excitement as this was the first time Two humans entered the underground at once.

Aster: This will be very Very Interesting~.

Meanwhile...

Chibi A/N: YOU MADE SOMETHING THAT CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL ON PURPOSE!?!?

A/N: Look, Are you really that surprised there are Fourth wall breaks and Breakers in Undertale? The series is known for its Metaness.

Chibi A/N: Oh I see your logic, but now we're stuck with this bitch!

Aster: Hello~.

A/N: Chibi A/N.

Chibi A/N: Yeah Yeah, I know. What's done is done. Just continue the fucking story.

A/N: With Gusto.

Dess was panting as she Just got past a Waterfall that was hurling rocks! What type of Water Fall throws rocks!?

Dess: Oh ho ho! I swear this place is TRYING to kill me!

She said out loud in annoyance as she passed a Box and into the next room with a Random shop stand... Which has Snow on top of it and no one occupying it at the moment. I mean It's a little nippy in this cave, but she hasn't seen snow anywhere else in the cave. So to say it was a tad weird would be right on the money. Also, there was another Blue flower and... Not much else. She hadn't exactly seen any people yet and she was starting to get worried. But never the less she pressed on and encountered a strange misty fog as she began seeing snow on the ground.

Dess: Better not lead me into some sort of ruins...

After saying that to herself before going deep into the mist... Which was very odd as it just lingered in the air. It wasn't even moving. Normally when a Mist or a Fog appears it kind of Drifts around until it dissipates. Regardless she passes through it with ease and FINALLY! There were other People! All of them are Monsters, but she is a monster and comes from a town mostly populated by monsters. So it's no big deal. She walks past a house with a shed and two mailboxes. One was Overflowing with letters while the other was empty. She thinks to herself that whoever lives there must either be Lazy or have a lazy Roommate. Either way, it was not her problem, so she just kept walking. As she walked she passed by a... Librarby? Whoever wrote that sign must have had a stroke or something cause that's not how you spell Library. In any case, she kept going and passed by a happy Red Demon and a Scarf-wearing Mouse before encountering...

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Sorry for how scratchy it looks. The art itself looks great when in its original form. Has to crop it and use a removal tool. Kepted the watermark though! I will link the OG picture in the comments... If I remember and if I don't then I do apologize, I'm currently running around like a chicken with their head cut off. Also, she's over 18. I see you, weirdos! Anyway back to the story.

???: Yo! A visitor from another town! What's up, dude!?

HOLY...!!! *Clear's Throat* Um... She just kind of startled Dess(and the Author a little) by popping up like that!

Dess: Woah! Can you give me some warning before you scare me like that? W-who are you anyway?

She said obviously a bit shaken, but it's nothing she can't shrug off. What she couldn't shrug off was the feeling of familiarity from this girl. However, her memory was still Very hazy on certain details. She remembers the important parts like what her name was, her family, even her girlfriend and their Family. But minor details like recognizing someone passing by are... A bit difficult. However, it was slowly coming back to her. Plus she may just be remembering something incorrectly. Although that's her thought process on the matter.

Kitty: Oh I'm Kitty! I would shake your hand, but I got no arms!

She chuckles a bit as Dess kind of figured that out already. But Kitty realized she hadn't apologized for startling the poor Deer Girl yet!

Kitty: Oh right! Sorry for scaring you like that dude! I just saw someone new and got excited!

Dess noticed she was wagging her butt a bit as if she were some sort of Excited Puppy. Plus her little tail nub was practically going ninety miles per hour.

Dess: Is it really that rare for someone to visit this place?

As she asked this Dess noticed another monster that also looked like a deer, but this one was much more deer-like than here. It has Decorations on its tree-like antlers which seemingly made it pretty miserable and a horizontal mouth. Thankfully a couple of bear guys were helping them out by taking the decorations off.

Kitty: Well Kinda. People don't really venture far from their hometown, at least from the Capital of Home anyway. Anyone from Home rarely if ever visits little shantytowns like ours! Hey, are you from the Capital?

Home huh? Guess bad names for towns aren't just her world's problem either. I mean it is a cute gesture don't get me wrong, but after a while, people Will see it as a bit goofy. In her opinion anyway.

Dess: Nope. Honestly, I'm a bit lost. This place is totally alien to me.

The Anthro Deer Gal said while the other Deer monster was drinking some hot cocoa and relaxing by the Christmas Tree. Which she certainly found odd as she was intimately familiar with that holiday. I mean her Last name is Holiday, it's not surprising her family takes Christmas a little too seriously. Sure it's great to decorate and hang up lights, but not so much the power bill gets jacked up by 900$. Seriously that Neon sign is a Bitch to hang up. Honestly, Halloween is more of her thing as she gets to dress up as a Wendego and scare little kids before giving them candy... If they're brave enough that is *Chuckles*!

Kitty: Yo, Really!? I didn't know there were towns like ours! What town are you from!?

The Armless Dino Gal asked while bouncing a bit and Dess knew she couldn't just say Oh she lives in a Different universe! She doubted the girl would believe her... And even if she did, she doesn't seem like the type to shut up about it.

Dess: W-well... Uh... It's not easily found. It's stuck off in some corner in the Underground. I had to leave when things weren't going well for the town and I've been wondering for days ever since.

Kitty didn't question that. Mainly because those tremors are causing problems all over the Underground. It's not hard to figure out what happened... Or what she thought happened anyway.

Kitty: Yo, Your Town got destroyed by those tremors didn't it? Ever since those showed up they have been causing all sorts of trouble. Heard some towns were left abandoned as people left for the inner city. I'm surprised you haven't gone there yet dude, though it sounds like you had nowhere you were going.

Yeah... She could say that. I mean Dess was literally in the Abyss for god knows how long so... Yeah. She got a little lost. But before Dess could say anything further and head deeper into town, Kitty offered her something. Something that was genuinely kind for someone to do. I mean unless you're shady as hell, but in this case, it was really nice of her to do this.

Kitty: Yo, you need a place to crash for a bit? I mean you gotta be tired from wandering around for days. My parents are out working in the Capital for a few weeks and I'm confident they wouldn't let a good person like you roam around the snow and get frostbite. So I won't either!

Dess was very Surprised. Kitty would do something like this for a complete stranger she just met? Just like that, No Stranger Danger or anything like that?

Dess: Are you sure? I mean we just met. I'm a complete stranger to you.

Kitty chuckled a bit as she had a pleasant smile on her face. Why? Well, she has a good feeling about her, and Dess seemed like a nice person!

Kitty: Well because you have good vibes dude! *Leans in and Whispers* Besides, it beats the Inn here. Nobody can get a wink of sleep in there since the walls are so thin.

Oh... Well, that's also a good reason to not rent a room here, aside from the fact she doesn't have any money.

Dess: Well... I guess it couldn't hurt. Sure, my name is Dess by the way.

Kitty looked pretty excited to have someone over at her place. Being alone for a while sucks when there isn't anything left to do at home. But now she'll finally be able to have someone for her Co-op games and fighting games! It gets a little dull when you beat a game twenty different times and outpace the CPU in Mighty Monster Mash!

Kitty: Awesome Yo! I hope you're good at fighting games cause I'm ready to Rumble!

She said with excitement over the prospect of playing with another person rather than her dad or mom, they always use the Cheesiest moves against her! While Kitty was leading Dess to her home, it just occurred to the Deer Gal that Kitty most likely play's fighting games with her FEET since she doesn't have arms or hands... Here is hoping she washes her feet before she does anything...

Meanwhile

Y/N: Ok, so far so good... Except for the Rocket guy nearly Impaling my foot with that last trap.

You said as you and Friskie rested for a moment in a room with some Cheese on a Table... You are pretty sure it's glued on there. However, that's not stopping a nearby mouse from trying to eat it. It somehow Filled Friskie with determination as she began rooting for the little guy.

Friskie: Yeah! You go this little Mousey!

Suddenly her phone, Which Toriel gave her, started to ring out and it sadly scared the little Mouse Guy off. I mean her cheers were also doing that, but in her mind the Phone Call did it.

Friskie: Awww... *Pulled out Phone from her Cleavage* Party popper... *Answered it* Hello?

You walked over and listened in on the call. Mainly cause Friskie beckoned you over, not because you were super curious.

Toriel(Phone): U-uh hello! I'm just calling to ask you if You and Y/N want Butterscotch Pie or Cinnamon Pie. I just finished cleaning my house and I wanted to know which one sounded better.

Friskie then looks at you with a raised brow as if she were asking a silent question. You gesture with both hands to combine the two like you were smashing them together. She rolled her eyes before answering.

Friskie: Why not combine them both? He's good with anything.

It was silent for a moment as if Toriel was processing that information. You could practically hear the gear's turning within her head wondering if Cinnamon would go well with Butterscotch pie. Though she had another question and this one was a little... Sus. *Smack!* Fuckin Goddamnit! Can't have shit while Aster is around!

Toriel(Phone): O-ok, I think I can manage that. I also have another question, but first... I-Is Y/N in earshot of this conversation?

Oh now that peeked your and Friskie's attention, you give her a sly grin which she immediately knew what that meant as a sly grin of her own formed on her face.

Friskie: No, he's just playing some games on his phone.

She said in a pretty convincing casual voice. Toriel was somewhat surprised to hear that Y/N's also had games.

Toriel: Really? There is Games on his phone too? Interesting. A-anyway onto my question... D-do you think Y/N likes Red Wine? Has he tried it before?

After saying this you shrugged as you have not in fact tried Red Wine before. But You and Friskie were grinning like idiots as you two Knew something up. You don't just ask if someone likes Red Wine and NOT have something planned for them.

Friskie: I don't think he's ever tried Red Wine before... Are you Planning a Date with him~?

Oh, Toriel was probably blushing pretty damn hard from Friskie's teasing. You can practically feel the heat from her cheeks all the way here! Well not really, but you get the gist.

Toriel: I-I-I Don't know what you're talking about young lady! I-I-I'm just... U-um... O-oh look! A deal on pie crusts! Gotta go! Bye!

*Boop!*

Well damn, that was one heck of a reaction! I mean you expected her to be embarrassed sure, but she Dipped quickly when Friskie asked that question. Friskie giggled as she put the phone back into her cleavage.

Friskie: Oh she soooo wants to jump your bones dude~.

She said with a casual tone mixed in with a hint of Lewdness. You kinda figured that out on your own a bit ago when she was ogling your body while drying you off, poor lady must have been alone down here for so long that she must have daydreamed about Lewd things from time to time. You dropping down here probably reignited her Oven if you catch my drift.

Y/N: You say that like you want that...

You stated noting that hint of Lewdness in her voice, not that this is new knowledge to you. This is the latter I was talking about at the start of the story... *Clears Throat* Normally a Girl that's interested in you would like to be the ONLY one to bone you, but Friskie is... Different For you see, She gets off on fantasizing about you with other women on a Daily Basis and she has the Fan Fiction in her diary to prove it! She doesn't even hide it! She just leaves it out in the open on her Nightstand completely unguarded and unlocked for anyone to see. Her most recent one was of you Whooing a Teacher from your College and... Well let's just say the Phrase Firehose of Superior Impregnation is a Phrase you wished never existed. And again she doesn't exactly hide this behavior around you. In Public and with other people? Yes, But when you two are alone? Oh ho ho, that's a No.

Friskie: I do~. I mean that MILF ass is just begging to be hammered dude. Who in their right mind wouldn't want to see that? Besides you already know my MO.

Yeah, and it's fucking weird... Seriously you honestly don't get why SHE shouldn't jump your bones first! I mean she's Bisexual so it's not like she doesn't want to Eat Out other chicks, but still! You two have known each other for the LONGEST time! Seriously you and her go way back as you pretty much spent your childhoods together. I'll touch up more on that later, again just know you two have some history and it should have resulted in a Bedroom Wrestling Match or two. Yet her... Tastes are definitely weird. It's so weird she absolutely refuses to do anything sexual with you Until it happens. Yet again, We will touch up on that later.

Y/N: *Sigh* Why can't you be Normal?

You ask while entering the next room with her... And of course, Friskie's answer is this.

Friskie: Because Normal is Boring. I'm a gal with a Refined Pallet~. I only demand the best for the Man I love and he's damn sure gonna get some Bitches~.

She said in a somewhat whimsical tone as you rolled your eyes and quickly stopped her before she stepped on something... Or someone.

Y/N: That's great and all, but can you stop daydreaming some seriously weird stuff and watch your step? *Points towards the ground near Friskie* You nearly stepped on the Ghost right there.

Wait there is a Ghost? Oh right, the Ghost dude with the- *Looks below to see some Massive Ghost Booba* Ah... I see.

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Cool name. Also, it's cropped cause it was sawing Two versions of Fem Blooky. The other one is NSFW. On e621 guy has like... Four things so you can look him up and find the pick in a couple of clicks. Anyway! Back to the story!

???: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *Whispering to herself* Are they gone yet?

She briefly peeped at the two of you without moving before closing her eyes again and proceeding to say Z again... Yeah, she's not even fake snoring, she's just saying Z. Now that wouldn't be much of a problem if she didn't block the way through here with her Ghostly Body... Mostly with her-.

Firskie: Oh those are some Spooky Knockers of Imminent Concussions right there! I just wanna touch 'em!

You Tried to stop Friskie before she could do that but soon she was suddenly thrown into another FIGHT as soon as she bearly touched her Ghostly Ta-Ta's. Though you expected the Ghostly Gal to be slightly perturbed, she seemed to be fine with it. Apparently, their name is Blooksanap(We'll call her Blooky for short).

Blooky: O-oh... Um... Thanks... That felt nice...

She said with a meek voice as she blushed a bit. Friskie looked at her Options and picked ACT. She could Check, Threat, Cheer, and most importantly to her, Flirt~. Without warning she grabbed your hand and quickly made you press the Flirt option!

Y/N: H-hey! Friskie what are you-!?

Before you could finish you suddenly turned towards Blooky and said this.

Y/N: You look very pretty today Ma'am~.

Blooky's blush grew even more as she didn't expect to be complimented today. Nor were you expecting to compliment her, but at least it was tame.

Blooky: O-oh... That's nice of you to say... T-thanks...

She then started crying down tears... Not that she's sad or anything it's just her only method of attacking. Friskie dodged them with relative ease as she still had a grip on your hand. Once you reluctantly allow as you don't exactly want to find out what prank she'll pull on you once they're safe. One time when you refused to get Chicken Nuggets at the golden arches she cut out a hole in all of your underpants. You had to walk around with crotchless underwear for two weeks before you could buy new ones. So you rather not repeat that if you have to.

Friskie: Mmm... Little light on the flirty part. Let's see what happens if we do it again!

Soon after she said that she made you push the Flirt button again as you braced yourself for any lewd comments this would force you to make... Luckily, that didn't happen.

Y/N: Your Beauty is so entrancing~. I do believe I'm under its spell~.

Oh god... That had a little too much effort to it. You didn't know if whatever was making you say this was doing this on purpose or not. But you are glad it's not being creepy.

Blooky: Hehe~...

It was her turn and... Well it wasn't really an attack, it just told you in Friskie that she didn't feel up to attacking you right now. Honestly, you were surprised that the last one worked. It seemed a little bit of an oddball thing to say. You didn't even wait for Friskie to make you push the button as you were just curious about what words will come out of your mouth next.

Y/N: Thin eyes can't bear to look away at such an elegant sight! It is too glorious not to be admired! Is it even possible to improve upon such a spectacular sight!?

Wow. Really Aster? You fuckin around? Oh well, it seemed to work as an idea popped into her mind.

Blooky: Hold on... Let me try something...

She then started crying UPWARDS and making a cute sun hat. She looked like she was ready to go out on a date. Friskie then decided you had enough turns with the FIGHT and decided that She was gonna Flirt with her this time.

Friskie: Hey Baby~. That Hat would look even better in his Bed~. While you two are going at it ninety miles an hour and rocking the bed so much it breaks~. All~. Night~. Long~.

Huh, well there's the Lewdness. Guess it depends if the person flirting has a filter or not. Either way, that worked as Blooky's blush grew so much her face was Blue!

Blooky: I-I... Uh... T-that sounds g-great... U-um... B-but maybe some other time... O-oh geez...

You looked at Friskie with a "Really?" look and Friskie shrugged as the battle ended. To be fair Friskie wasn't exactly speaking for herself there, but it seemed like she agreed with everything she just said.

Blooky: I normally come to the ruins because nobody is around... But today I met someone really nice... And someone really weird... But still nice...

She looks up and acts as if she finally noticed you two... Like she didn't just get Flirted with by you two.

Blooky: Oh sorry... I'm rambling again... Let me get out of your way...

After saying this she soon fades away leaving the path unblocked! The two of you then progressed into the other room.

Y/N: I would say you spooked her off, but that'd be in poor taste.

You said this trying desperately to avoid a pun. Friskie rolled her eyes which always seemed closed as she walked deep into the room with you.

A couple more Rooms and a few Puzzles Later

You and Friskie arrive at a room with a tree without any leaves. As you entered the room you ate a Donut that some Spiders made which gave you a bit of a disgusted glance from Friskie.

Friskie: Dude really? You have no idea what those spiders put in that thing.

She stated as you finished the Donut. Believe it or not, Apparently, spiders are really good bakers because that was pretty good.

Y/N: Whatever it is, it was delicious!

You said confidently as you both watched Toriel speed walk towards the tree and stop right next to it before pulling out her phone.

Toriel: Oh dear! That took longer than expected! What was I thinking leaving those two alone in there?

She said before Calling Friskie's phone which made a muffled noise from Friskie's boobs. Toriel looked confused for a moment before she saw the two of you approaching her.

Y/N: Hey Toriel! No need to worry, this place wasn't-.

Before you could finish Toriel Darted over to you two like she was gravely concerned that you two explored the ruins alone! Which she was.

Toriel: How did you get here!? Are you hurt!?

She said in a slight panic as she didn't expect you two to just go deeper into the ruins by yourself. You give her a straight face as did Friskie.

Y/N: Toriel, we're fine. We're fully grown adults you know. Plus no one in the ruins got hurt.

The Goat lady sighed as she shook her head and crossed her arms. Probably fixing to say something about parents. And wouldn't you know, You hit the nail on the head.

Toriel: I swear youth these days... What would your parents think if you two were wandering around in a dangerous place like this?

Ah, now she would have a point there... If Friskie wasn't about to casually drop a bombshell of a truth bomb onto her lap.

Friskie: Uh... We wouldn't know. We're Orphans.

Toriel's face went from being a scolding mother to Oh Fuck real quick after that. You looked at your Pervy Gal Pal with a raised brow.

Y/N: Real Smooth Friskie... Like Sandpaper.

Friskie rolled her eyes as you turned to Toriel to explain your situation in a more Delicate way rather than just smashing some heavy truth across Toriel like slapping a fish across her face.

Y/N: Me and Friskie were raised in the same orphanage. So we don't exactly have parents. While the Caretakers at our school did teach us how to behave and many different things. We didn't necessarily have a family per se as there were so many kids to take care of. Me and Friskie we pretty close as kids since we played together all the time as kids during playtime, although the Boys and Girls were separated into their own wings. When we got older we had to leave the orphanage and say our goodbyes to the Caretakers when we came of age. Soon after we got a big loan for College and we've been working that off for half of the semester. We even nearly have it paid off, but with how little money we barely managed to afford our dorms and food so entertainment was a bit lacking at the time. So we generally explored the woods around Mount Ebott when we got bored. Eventually, we paid off the debt and our lives got a bit better as we got Phones, a TV, Some cheap Laptops, we even got some bikes. But that was all we could manage when College is bleeding us dry. Education doesn't exactly come cheap on the surface. So we figured we explore the woods again, but we ended up falling down here. You pretty much know the rest.

Toriel didn't know what to say... I mean when some just tell's you they never really had families before it's a bit disheartening. You two basically had to rely on each other to get through many hardships. It... Reminds her of this one girl that fell down her awhile back... No, she doesn't want to focus on the past. Not now. It'll cause too much pain for her to even remember their name. So instead she'll focus on the present.

Toriel: I-I see... Well... Maybe some Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie will lighten up the mood. Come along now you two.

Shortly after she said this she started to lead you to her home. On the other side of the room. Inside its a very nice and... Well Homie. it's warm and comfortable, you even smell that Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie in the air. On the other side of the entrance is a staircase leading down, to your right is a series of rooms, and to your left is the living room which leads into the kitchen.

Toriel: Welcome to my Home! I want you to have a good time living here so I'll hold off on Snail Pie for now.

And her Friskie thought the Donut you ate was disgusting. She almost gagged at the mere thought of eating something that slimy-sounding. You were pretty much in the same boat, but you didn't want to be rude so you winced a bit... Never have you heard a single line of words that could make you want to eat that crappy Sweet Potato Salad you had in the fridge for a couple of days.

Toriel: Follow me. I have a bit of a surprise for you two!

She then headed towards the right side of the house that had all the rooms. Two rooms were open, one was Toriels and another was a spare room. The last room had a sign that said renovations.

Toriel: Now I didn't expect Two Humans to fall down here so I have to improvise a bit. One of you may have to sleep on the floor a for while.

Friskie immediately raised her hand and shouted this out.

Friskie: I call dibs on the Bed!

You rolled your eyes as if you had already planned on giving her the bed. But as Friskie giggled Toriel smelt something...

Toriel: Is something... Burning? O-oh dear! *Quickly starts to dart away* U-uh make yourselves at home!

As she ran away Friskie entered the room and looked at you for a moment as you looked at the direction Toriel ran off to. Friskie giggled as she thought you were fixing to put the moves on her.

Fiskie: Oh~? So you do like Goat Milfs~. Well, don't let me spoil your date~. *Yawn* As for me I think I'll take a nap. Good Luck Mister Slick~.

Shortly after she closed the door, which you glared at with a stern glare for a moment as you rolled your eyes before going into the living room to see Toriel in a Chair next to a fireplace reading a book.

Y/N: Hey, I got a few questions... One of them is about the Pie. Is it ok?

You said with a hint of worry as you hoped your arrival didn't cause a ruined pie. Luckily Toriel smiled at you as she closed her book.

Toriel: Oh yes the Pie is quite fine. It's currently cooling down. But before I answer any other questions, where is Friskie?

She asked wondering where she was as you two are normally together. You grabbed on a chair at the nearby dining table and sit on the opposite side of the fireplace. Obviously, ON the chair you just pulled out. You weren't gonna just sit crisscross while holding a chair.

Y/N: Oh she's taking a nap. All this excitement must have tuckered her out. So back to my questions. I understand my kind had something to do with your kind being trapped in the Underground. But what exactly happened between them? And when did this happen?

Toriel looked a little uncomfortable with talking about that. Not because she had any personal grudges or lost anyone during that time, but because she doesn't like talking ill of others. Even humans... But you seem to be a fellow who understands that people have flaws and can act out on impulse at times. So she'll tell you.

Toriel: Well... It all started when Humans figured out Monsters could absorb their SOULS. You see Monsters aren't as strong as Humans since we're made of Magic and Humans are made of Water. But Human's real strength is their SOUL. A Humans SOUL is so powerful it can persist after death while an average Monster SOUL can not. Once your kind can even cast spells with that power, but it seems that was lost to time as Humans grew in power and numbers up on the surface. Most Monsters don't even remember how the barrier was put up in the first place. But I do, Seven Human Mages sealed the Underground after they beat us in submission and drove us down here. We've been trapped down here ever since and for a while we struggled to even survive down here. However, we eventually gained our footing and made the best of our new home. The rest is... It's just history I don't feel like digging up right now. A lot of bad memories I'd rather not experience again if I don't have to. But all of this was around when Knights, Monarchs, and Mages were still around with simple swords and technology.

After she said that last bit she looked longingly into the fire. As if recalling a better time. You felt it best to move on to another question.

Y/N: Yeah that sounds like the Medieval era. State and religion were kinda one in the same at that time and given how we viewed each other... It was bound to go sideways at some point. Nowadays things are better in some ways... Not so much at others. But that's beside the point. My next question is this. Why are you so afraid of us getting hurt? I mean I know I think or two about treating wounds, after all, I was studying as a medical student at College.

Toriel looked surprised to hear that. She thought you were more of an explorer given your equipment. Not that she was disappointed, she was actually quite glad you took up a rather Noble profession. Granted it was because being a doctor paid well and Friskie was content flipping burgers and messing around. So you had to make a significant amount of money somehow because Friskie sure ain't gonna help you buy a house. But she doesn't know that... Not yet anyway.

Toriel: Oh! I didn't know that. What a noble goal to go for! Though I wonder how Doctors in the Surface heal wounds without any Magic... It must be pretty sophisticated if it's so expensive to learn! As for the answer to that question... Well, let's just say I've seen and experienced too much suffering in my life. I'd rather not see any more of I have to. So um... Sorry if I came off as a little overprotective.

Well, she wasn't wrong with Modern Medicine being Sophisticated. It's downright advanced with the knowledge your kind has been able to discover over the years. Though some of the knowledge was gotten through some... Terrible methods. We didn't find that Humans are mostly made up of water without Unethical means to put it lightly. If Toriel knew what lengths some Humans would go to, She'd be watching You and Friskie's every move like a Hawk.

Y/N: That's fine. But everything in the ruins isn't exactly dangerous so you don't have to worry about us... Now my Final question.

You lean in a little as you are pretty sure this is an important question... Very important stuff. It's absolutely critical you would say.

Y/N: You got anything to go with that Red Wine that isn't related to Snails?

That question took Toriel off guard a bit... In truth she doesn't have much in the way off- WAIT A MINUTE!!! Did Friskie tell you about that question!?

Toriel: I-I... Um... How did you know about the Red Wine? D-did Friskie tell you about this?

You leaned back into the Chair as you could tell her that you overheard the conversation. Which is correct, but you don't want to get Friskie in trouble so you decided to alter some details.

Y/N: I overheard your conversation. The Ruins aren't exactly sound proof so it was easy to eavesdrop. Sorry about that.

Toriel looked a bit confused for a moment before the pieces fell into place for her. She giggled a little as she had completely forgotten that the ruins can get echoes in some places.

Toriel: Oh silly me! I've been here so long I must have just gotten used to it and completely forgotten about that. Though back to your question... I'm sorry to say Snails are generally the main thing to eat around here. There isn't much here so I have to go into town from time to time. Mainly for Butterscotch when I'm in the mood for something sweet. Though I do buy chocolate bars too when I'm not really feeling up to making Butterscotch. I never really considered buying anything else since the gold around her is pretty sparse.

You pondered if you're ever gonna get the chance to eat some Steak again. Sure you normally buy some pretty cheap cuts because... Well College. But they were always pretty damn good. But just as you were grimacing about the fact of eating Slimy Snails in a Pie, someone knocked on the door and Toriel looked bewildered.

Toriel: H-huh? No one ever knocks on my door. I wonder who it could be.

She gets up and quickly heads over to the door, but when she opens the door she doesn't find anyone. Just a couple of paper bags and a note... Addressed to you? Toriel's bewilderment only grew as she took the bags and found some sort of strange red meat, some yellow bars, Bat Repellent, a strange mixture of herbs, and some packs of something called Mashed Potatoes. She was weirded out for sure, but strange things like this happened before when other humans dropped down here... Maybe they have some sort of Guardian angel or something looking out of them. Eh, she'll leave that question to the back of her mind. Right now she brought the bags in which surprised you as you saw Toriel bring in Walmart Bags!

Toriel: Um... Do you know anyone that goes by... *Looks at Note* A? They just said "Have a Nice Meal" and... *Looks on the Other of the Note* That's it...

Not any that knew of You and Friskie's little expedition. So in short no, you don't know anyone by the name of A.

Y/N: Um... No, but I'm glad they dropped something off... *Looks in the Bags and pauses for a Moment* Toriel... Are you feeling up for something new besides Pie?

A few moments later

Toriel lool amazed by what she was looking at. The meat was now Cooked so delicious looking! It also smelled pretty amazing as well as you had just finished cooking it. The Mashed Potatoes seemed to smell great as well, but they just seemed like paste to Toriel. Very edible-looking paste though. You uncorked the Red Wine Toriel and poured half a glass in a normal cup since she didn't have wine glasses.

Y/N: Been a while since I did something fancy, so I hope you like it!

You stated as Toriel wondered how someone struggling for Money could make such a meal. Perhaps you used less expensive ingredients back on the surface. She also found it impressive that you knew how to cook! She couldn't she Friskie making anything like this... At least from how she has seen her act of course.

Toriel: It looks quite impressive! You know I could have helped cook this right? It would have made a lot less mess.

She said a bit teasing as you had one hell of a clean-up job after you cooked this. Though you seemed used to it as you easily cleaned up afterward.

Y/N: Trust me I'd probably get Actually burned knowing me. I mean I punched a Boulder just to save Friskie once. Though you already heard that one I think.

You pour yourself out a half glass of wine as you said this before sitting down. While you're not exactly a Drinking person you do have some booze from time to time. Mainly on occasions, however Friskie? While she doesn't drink all the time she does drink a LOT at one time during said occasions. She often got sick and vomited in a toilet for a hot minute before passing out. Oh, but that's beside the point... Back to your food which is undoubtedly getting cold!

Y/N: Now go on. Eat up! I guarantee you'll like it!

You said with a slight chuckle. Toriel giggled a little as she used a fork and a Knife to cut into her steak. Soon she took a bite and was suddenly greeted with an explosion of flavor as she let out a slight moan of pure enjoyment! She soon took another bite, then another, and before you knew it she was also eating the Mashed Potatoes which had absorbed some of the juices. You chuckled as you bearly finished half of your meal!

Y/N: *Chuckles* It was pretty good huh?

Toriel wept tears of joy in a slightly cartoon manner as she hadn't ever tasted something that good before! She will never look at Snail Pie the same way again! I mean she still likes Snail Pie, but she just found her new favorite meal!

Toriel: It was amazing~!

She paused for a moment... Well longer for a moment as you soon finished your plate, and you are not exactly a quick eater.

Y/N: Hmm? What's on your mind?

You ask as you lean on the table staring at her expectingly. You could tell something was nagging her as she was looking to the side. She then looked at you before looking towards the table.

Toriel: I've been debating whether to tell you this or not... But I think you deserve some answers since you've been so kind to me...

She paused for a moment before looking at her half glass of wine and then back to the table. What she was about to tell you was clearly very painful for her as she was holding back tears. She sniffed and cleared her throat a bit before telling you what she wouldn't before... She told you about how things came to be after they were sealed in the Underground.

Toriel: After we got sealed away down here it was a bit touch and go as we bearly had enough Magic to light our way. We had to use crystals that produced a faint glow to guide our way. We eventually settled down though and made the best of our new home. You might not be able to tell by my looks, but I used to be a Queen of the Monsters... Along with my Wife Asgoreia... We managed to conceive a child through the use of magic. When our daughter was born it was the happiest day of our lives. We named our little girl Angel since she was the underground's little miracle. She was around Yours and Friskie's age when she found a similarly aged Human girl. She had fallen down just like you two and we raised her as our own...

She paused as she looked down holding in tears from the pain of an old wound. She took a deep breath and steeled herself once more. Soon after she continued.

Toriel: She... She got really sick one day. There wasn't anything we could do. Monsters are naturally immune to any pathogen that would affect normal humans unless it is directly poisonous. We tried everything to aid her... But in the end, nothing worked and she... She passed away after that. Angel then... Absorbed her SOUL and passed through the barrier with her body... She... Her last request was to see the flowers of her village... B-but when Angel did this the Villagers attacked her. Our sweet little girl didn't fight back and she... *Shaky Breath* When she came back home she fell down right in front of us and died. I was in tears as Asgoreia just stood there hugging me close... She was staring off into space with a look of Shock.

Her sadness soon turned into anger as she clenched her fist around her robs. She recalled events that made her blood boil with rage.

Toriel: Soon after this, Asgoreia declared war upon Humanity and vowed to kill any human that fell down into the underground. I was sickened by this transgression. I understood why she did it, but I also understood why our daughter chose not to fight back despite having the power to obliterate them. All my former Wife was going to do was cause more suffering in the world. I wanted no part of this bloodshed, so I left. Humans can't enter the underground without going through the Ruins so I made my home here in hopes of keeping them here away from her... But...

She looked at you with a face that was telling you that nothing she did seemed to work out. Which would be confirmed with her next statement.

Toriel: I couldn't do anything to stop them. No matter how much I tried to deter them, they always stood there and smiled at me... Like... Everything was going to be alright... And despite that, despite their hearts being so pure... Asgoreia killed them. To date, there are Six SOULs in her possession... All she needs is one more Human soul. I...

She looks down with a look of resignment. She knows that despite not having family on the surface, You and Friskie still had friends who still cared for you. She's sure of that. You two were good people, Well Friskie was an Oddball, but still a good person. You'd be missed if you don't return home and you two would be miserable staying in these cramped ruins. But she can't stand the thought of you two dying... She... She doesn't know what to do.

Toriel: P-please just... Stay for a little while... I... I can't take the loneliness and the heartache... The guilt of letting Asgoraia take more innocent lives. The fear of not just one but two young souls losing their lives... I...

She paused for a moment to collect herself as she tried to find the words to say. Right now she just sounded so desperate and you could tell as you let her vent out all the anguish, rage, and terror. She took a deep breath and sighed centering herself as she looked at you with a look of resignation.

Toriel: If you must go then I beg you... Just make sure You and Friskie get home safely. Don't worry about me. I'll put my feelings aside for the both of you. But... Please stay for the time being before you head out. I... Just want our meeting to last a little longer.

You sit there silently for a moment before looking at the Wine bottle and smiling a little before looking at Toriel. How could you say no after that?

Y/N Alright, I don't see the harm in it. We do have a wine bottle to finish after all.

Toriel looked a little confused for a second before looking at the Wine Bottle. It was indeed still full and she pieced together that you had no plans to leave until that's empty. So she let out a giggle as she raised her half glass of wine.

Toriel: Indeed it is... Indeed it is~.

You raised your glass as you toasted each other before taking a few swigs from them and pretty soon You and Toriel started exchanging fun stories as you started emptying that bottle of wine over time. All while the sent of Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie hangs in the air.

A/N: Alright, Gonna call it here. Why? Well, let's just say we're not exactly done just yet~.

Chibi A/N: Oh, Lemon time so soon? Normally you drag this shit out.

A/N: Is that a Bad Thing?

Chibi A/N: Huh? Oh no no! I'm just surprised.

Aster: Well this is easy to set up you know. I mean Toriel has been Alone in the Ruins for Decades now. Poor girl needs some TLC. In more ways than one of course~.

Fem A/N: Let me guess... You're gonna watch.

Aster: Well of course! *Takes out pen and paper* I've got to study if Humans and Monster are compatible in terms of Breeding! It's not going to research itself you know.

Fem A/N: *Scoffs* Yeah... Sure you are.

A/N: Alright you two, that's enough for one day. *Turns to the Reader* I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. It's a project I plan to at least release once or twice a month. So I'll be working on this as hard as I can. I know my other series need some TLC too so don't worry I'll try to update those to when I can. But with that, I bid all of you farewell for now. Stay Safe out There and Happy Holidays!

Aster: See you soon Sweeties~.