How Harry and Voldemort's last duel should have gone.

Voldemort: Any last words, Potter?

Harry: Yeah, fuck you, Tim Roddle!

V: You dare-? It's not Tim Roddle! It's Tom Riddle! And it's not Tom Riddle! It's Vol-de-mort, goddammit!

H: Don't you mean Moldy-wart?

V: How dare you? *Shrieks and dies of rage*

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