(Sans's P.O.V.)

I look around. This is a good spot to stay until I've got my energy back. The very start of the Underground, where Frisk first fell. I lay back on the bed of flowers, which are surprising soft, and let out a sigh. This is it. The beginning of my new life on the road. I close my eyes and drift off to sleep.

'Well, well, well. If it isn't the Smiley Trashbag,' I'm woken by the familiar voice of Flowey the Fucking Flower. 'Bit far from your place, aren'tcha?'

'why do you care, ASRIEL,' I say.

'Don't call me that! As for why I care, I don't. I'm just curious,' Flowey says.

'i've left,' I say.

'What do you mean 'left'?' Flowey asks.

'i've run away. gone. never to return,' I say.

'Why?'

'none of your business, weed,' I scowl at him.

'Weed?' Flowey says, angrily. 'You little... Wait, Frisk and the others would never let you go. They'd probably look everywhere for you. How are you here, unfound?'

'...they think i'm dead,' I tell him.

'What?! You faked your own death? Never thought that's something you would do... But why?'

'as i said, it's none of your business.'

I open my bag and pull out a bottle of ketchup.

'Oh, what's this?' Flowey sticks a vine in my bag and pulls out my diary.

'hey, give that back!' I yell, trying to grab it but he stretches his vine way up high.

'Not just yet. I've got to have a little read of it first,' Flowey smiles. I go use an attack on him but he disappears into the ground, laughing.

'shit,' I say, zipping up my bag and putting it on my back. I run out the room and through the Ruins, looking for the mother fucker. I finally find him at the door to Snowdin.

'Oh. My. God,' Flowey says.

'give that back,' I say, putting my hand out for my diary.

'This is filled with the dates of full moons,' Flowey says, turning to me. 'You're a werewolf.'

'i said, give it back,' I say, putting even more menace in my voice.

'So, this why you ran away. I'm guessing someone found out and you didn't want to hurt them or anyone else to know,' Flowey said. 'So, who found out?'

'give it here, you little shit!' I yelled.

'Wait a minute, last night I saw Frisk in the Ruins. It was her, wasn't it?'

'that's. it.'

I fire a Gaster Blaster directly at him. Just before it hits him, however, he burrows under the ground. He resurfaces up behind me.

'Y'know, I think I'm gonna tell everyone about this,' he said. 'Oh, this is gonna be hilarious.'

'if you do that, i'll tell everyone that you're asriel,' I counter.

'I thought you said they all think you're dead,' he smiles. 'See you around, Smiley Trashwolf. Wolfy Trashbag? Eh, I'll work that out later. So long!'

He disappears into the ground, taking the diary with him.

'shit,' I say, before teleporting away.

I have to find that fucking flower.