"Come on, Hungary! Stop showing off!"

"What are you talking about? I'm just using my natural talent to force myself to train harder than you to prove that girls can be just as good as boys."

"So you're showing off for all the girls out there who can't even see you."

"Oh, just admit it already! You're jealous that I destroyed your big Prussian army single-handedly."

"We all know that that is exactly the reason that I'm mad!"

"You're not mad, you're jealous."

"SHUT UP!"

"Oh, you know I just like messing with you. Come on, let's go practice on the salmon ladder."

Prussia watches as the woman full of energy bounds from the punching bags to the salmon ladder. She hasn't even broken a sweat even though they've been training at his little brother's gym for at least a half hour.

"Hey, wait for me!"

"You're so slow, Gilbert."

"Don't push it."

"I'm just joking, you know that. You just can't stand the fact that a girl, being me, is stronger than you."

"Fine. I'll crack."

"What?"

"Help me train. I wanna be as  strong as you."

"Hmph. I'm glad that you finally learned to accept the fact that I'm strong. I can train you, but I can't train you to be as powerful as me!"

"What? Why not?"

"Silly Prussia. I started working our like this when I was just five. I trained almost every day that I could. It would take more than a lifetime to train you at the age you are now." Hungary chuckles as she pulls herself up the eight rungs the salmon ladder has to offer with ease.

"You're calling me old now! Will you train me or not?"

"Okay, okay. I can tell that I've teased you enough. Now let's get down and dirty, ya ready to train? Well, even if you're not, you are now! Climb the ladder, now, now, now! You're wasting valuable time! Why are you still on your feet? Move, move, move!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Prussia is on the floor, moaning. "Never.... Do that..... AGAIN!"

Hungary is sitting on the bar for the salmon ladder. "You were the one who wanted me to train you!" 

He glares at the cheery girl.

"Do you want me to bring you home?" She coos, jumping down from the bar and leans over the poor man. 

He nods.

Hungary sighs and picks up the heavy man. "See ya tomorrow, Ludwig!"