HOI!!! IM VAMPPPP!!!!! AND I HAVE... DA DA DA DAAAA!!!! A ATORY TIMW!!! Wait- FUCK YOU AUTO CORRECT!!!!!! Anyways, I'm going to be giving you a story time!!! Yaayyyy! Note the sarcasm. Anyways, so, here it is...:

I woke up this morning and got onto my iPad. I was just checking stuff replying to comments. Then I watched some YouTube. I was hungry, so I went downstairs to get some food. My dad and my mom were on the couch watching tv- as usual- but my dad had an ice pack under his elbow and a cloth infront of him. "What that for?" I asked. "Well, Bruse (Our cat) climbed up a huge, tall tree." My dad explained. "Yes, and he caught him. But Bruse landed on his arm, and that literally feels like a rock!" My mom finished for my dad. "Is dad okay? Is Bruse okay?" I asked. "Yes, Bruse is fine- but your dad is not because he hurt his arm." My mom replied. "Oh. Okay......." Then I walked back into my room, and started writing this. YAY. FML.