UGGHHH I FEEL REALLY FLIRTY RIGHT NOW, AND I HAVE NOBODY TO FLIRT WITH T-T AHHHHH!!! I'm just gonna flirt here. -_-

Hey, mom, did you sit on a pile of sugar?
Cuz you've got a pretty sweet ass!

Yeah.... if you couldn't tell, that was Undertale related, and it's Frisk talking to Mom/Tori/Toriel XD I saw this one from a different book on Wattpad, so I'm using it here XD

Girl: *licks lollypop*

Boy: *comes up* Hey baby, what else can you lick?

Girl: The blood off my fingers when I sacrifice you to Satan.

...yeah... this one... *awkward cough* is like my life... if anybody asks me 'What else can you lick' I'll say what the girl said XD haha lol. I'm going to go flirt with my sister now. I don't know why. BAI