Here are some things that make the BMC characters more fabulous than literally everybody on this planet:

Rich's hips (Like, damn, they can twist)

How be Jeremy fucked up (go to hell Jeremy)

How seriously gay Michael is

"Oh my god I'm totally bi"

How fucking extra Christiiiiiinne~ is

"YO, JAKEY D!"

"Michael makes an entrance~!"

How helpless (...the sky's the limit) the Squip sounds after he gets deactivated in The Play. Basically- "Jeremy? J..Jeremy?"

How Jeremy's dad can go from no pants, to teacher, to drug dealer in a matter of minutes

Rich's Lisp is the only thing you will ever need to be blessed upon

The fact that Christiiiiiinne~ is totally pining for Jeremy and Jake at the same time

But Michael is also heavy-punting for Jeremy, and we can all tell

"If you love somebody~! You put your pants on for them!"

"Wish I'd offed myself instead, Wish I was never born! Oh, I'm just Michael who's a loner, so he must be a stoner! Rides a PT Cruiser, god he's such a loser!"

How the best character sang the most relatable, and sad song in the entire musical

The fact that literally nobody pays attention to how Jeremy feels after this whole thing ends. Like, he was a victim as well! The squip literally told him "Everything about you makes me wanna die!", and made him block out his best friend! Don't you think that could leave him at least a little traumatized!? Like, come on! Even though Jeremy was a huge dick, that doesn't mean he has no feelings. (This was a rant so I can see more Jeremy angst.... sORRY)

If you find/write any Jeremy angst...... tag me

Okay, I'm done XD It's exactly 3 AM, and I have to be up at 7:15 AM.

Yep.

I've been up sobbing my heart out over Be More Chill

Kill me