Some of these prompts are not mine, but, whatever. I don't own some of them, but some I do.

You can use any of these if you want.. I don't mind. Just tag me, maybe, if you want.

A: Wait, hold the fuck up!

B: I'm the fuck up please hold me...

A: .... *slowly hugs B*

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A: B is out of town right now, so I'm going to cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.

C: ....why?

A: B is like 90 percent of my impulse control

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A: So I have this drinking game where whenever I feel depressed, I take a shot

C: That's not a drinking game, that's alcoholism.

A: ...

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D: 4/20 is in 14 days, and I want you to know that I will not participate in any weed jokes! Not on my good Christian blog!

A: But your Jewish..

D: Not when it comes to the devils lettuce, you heated stoner fuck!

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B: *shakes A awake*

B: Do you like me?

A: I married you.

B: Yeah, but, did you marry me as like a friend, or as.. A's like a husband, or- it's unclear..

A: Shhh.. *pats B's cheek*

B: B-But- I- bu- *stuttering*

A: Ssssshhhh.......

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B: Y-Y-You know there's a drug test today right-

A: Don't worry, I know alllll of them *clearly high*

B: Wha-

A: *falls over onto B*

B: AH!

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A: I didn't know why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. I've only been friends with B for... a day and a half? But, if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room, and then myself.

B: *from the background* I'm your dumb friend..? *about to cry*

A: I love you!

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D: Judy, its bake sale, not a Baked-Goods-That-You-Bought-At-The-Store, sale!

D: Oh, Daniel... thats a, uh... nice track suit. What an... interesting color.

D: Karen, if I put you down for snacks at the PDA meeting will you remember to bring them? ..this time?

D: Oh, Carol! I heard Jackson made it on the honor roll! You know, Kevin's been on there for three years in a row... But this will only be your first year, right?

D: See you on the soccer field sidelines, Helen~!

D: Oh, Jan, you want to run the carpool...? Uh, but, don't you have a station wagon? Yeah, let me do it, I have a mini van.

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B: I'm so tired of fake friends!

A: Aw, B, I would never be fake with you!

B: I literally just made you up for the conversation.

A: ... *sinks back down into nothingness* you right...

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K, bye. <3