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MY SISTER JUST DID SOMETHING AMAZING...

AND MADE A 'KILLING STALKING' PARODY OF 'MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM'!!!! AHHH!!!!

Okay, so, I copy and pasted it the lyrics she wrote. The song is uptop: listen to that, but sing the lyrics!

Here it is (also she messed up on one part just ignore that, I'll tell you what part at the end):

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Yoonbum In The Basement (parody of Michael In The Bathroom from Be More Chill)

I am sitting in the basement on another day in my boyfriend's house.
I would just stay here, or die right here. And Sangwoo wouldn't notice at all.

I'm a victim in the basement 'cause my boyfriend kinda left me alone.
But, I'd rather be free than sit awkwardly or pretend to a submissive freak.

But, everything felt fine, when we were a normal pair.
Through no fault of mine. And why did I come here?

Now, I'm just Yoonbum in the basement, Yoonbum in the basement on an evening.
How long has it been?
I'm just Yoonbum in the basement, Yoonbum in the basement on an evening.
Sangwoo's coming in.

I'm planning it out, for me to finally leave.
And I'm staring at the ground, as I softly grieve.

Now I'm just Yoonbum, who you don't know!
Yoonbum flying solo.
Yoonbum in the basement by himself.
All by himself.

I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history.
Memories get erased, and I'll be replaced, with Jiuen- oh no wait she is dead.

And I hear Sangwoo, singing his usual song through door.
"Killing me softly!"

And my feeling sink 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of Sangwoo anymore!

Now, it's just Yoonbum in the basement, Yoonbum in the basement on an evening.
I regret coming here.
Yoonbum in the basement, Yoonbum in the basement on an evening.
As I chose back the tears.

Now, Sangwoo's coming in, oh crap my face isn't dry.
Or I'll just blame it on the smell, or something in my eye!

Now, I'm just Yoonbum who you don't know!
Yoonbum flying solo!
Yoonbum in the basement by himself.

Knock, knock, knock, knock.
Oh crap, now Sangwoo's coming in.
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
Oh crap, now here's the torture.
Knock, knock, knock, knock!
It sucks, he left me here alone.
Knock, knock, knock, knock!
Now, my life's about to end.
Clang, clang, clang, clang!
I feel the pressure blowing up!
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
My big mistake was coming here!
Crap, crap, crap, crap!
He has a grin right on his face!

I'm going to a better place.
Sangwoo starts opening the door.
And I can't hear knocking anymore.

I can't help but yearn, for a different time.
And I look at the ceiling, and the present is clearer.
And there's no denying, Iiiiiiiiiii'm just- *quietly sobs*
At a party.

Is there a sadder sight than, *starts humming the tune*
Yoonbum in the basement on an evening.
This is the worst time of my life.

I wish I stayed at home in bed, singing songs I knew.
Or wish I doubted myself, and I wished that I was never born!
Now I'm just Yoonbum who's a loner.
So, he must be a stoner!

He's not even a cruiser!
God, he's such a loser!

Yoonbum flying solo!
Who you think that you know?
Now, Yoonbum's in the basement by himself!
All by himself!
All by himseeeeeeeelllllf.

Now, all you know about me is my name.
Well, I am alone- crap Sangwoo came.

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OH MY GODDDD!!! SHES AMAZING!!!
I know I'm always ranting about how annoying she can be, but she is actually a really awesome person... I have a better bond with her than anybody else in real life.

*ahem* Anywho, YAY!!! She's awesome. But she messed up in the part that says "*quietly sobs* at a party". She meant to say "*quietly sobs* in the basement".

OKAY! Sooo daz it. Bye, wonderful Griffins~!

~Griffin