Me: so I saw this really funny YouTube video

Friend: what's it called?

Me: I'm not telling you >:D

Friend: I want tO WATCH IT!

Me: WELL TOO BAD!

Friend: I'LL GIVE YOU A KITTEN!

Me: n- wait kittens? OH WHAT AM I DOING!? NO!

Friend: I'LL GIVE YOU MY HOUSE!

Me: WHY WOULD I NEED YOUR HOUSE?

Friend: ...

Friend: well do you want FNAF5?

Me: how would you even get that? :/

Friend: easy! All I gotta do is go to Scott Cawthon's house, pull out a gun, put it to the side of his head, and tell him to make it!

Me: oh lord

Me: (friend's name) I'm pretty sure we'd both get arrested if you did that

Friend: so? At least we'd get to play the first night of it for like five seconds before we went to prison!