Me: *talking on phone with friend*

Dad: *walks in*

Dad: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO

Me: a person

Dad: IT BETTER NOT BE A BOY (NAME)

Me: oH ITS A BOY, DAD!

Dad: YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO GET MY BELT

Me: YOU DONT GOT A BELT, DAD!

Dad: ...

Friend: *still on phone* XD

Mom: *from other room* HE DOES HAVE A BELT

Me: NU HE DOESNT!

Friend: xDDDDD