Dad: I seriously hope you have a daughter one day who complains all the time like you do, and just basically gives you a hard time

Me: but I'm never getting married!
And I'm going to live alone in a mansion!
And I'll have a butler!
And a monkey butler, too!
And I'll have lots of animals!
I'll also have a maid!
And I'll never have to do anything!
And then one day you'll look back and say,
'I never should've doubted her'

Dad: ...