My friends and I were being idiots and we came up with these two random joke things

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"I'm makin' eight million dollars a year, and what are you doin'?

YOU WORKIN' AT DOUBLE KWIK"

(No offense to people who actually work at double kwik

My friend got mad cuz his mom works there)

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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE, BOI!?"

"IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT! *throws fist at other person's head*"

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Yep we're all weirdos at my school