so my friends came up with what purple guy and his partner in crime pink guy here did after the five murders

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Purple Guy and Pink Guy were running down an alley, pulling the dead bodies of the dead children with them

Sirens blared in the distance, wee woo wee woo

Purple Guy: AGH AND WE WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WERENT FOR THESE MEDDLING KIDS (okay I admit we were joking about Vincent's death when we came up with this part)

Pink Guy: um purple guy WE KILLED THOSE KIDS

Purple Guy: ...

Righttttttt....

Pink Guy: dUDE THE POLICE ARE GETTING CLOSER WE GOTTA HIDE THE BODIES

So they found a place to hide the bodies. Purple Guy stood guard to make sure the police didn't come while Pink Guy hid the bodies in the hiding place they'd found.

Pink Guy: Okay, this is Rob's son... *hides body* *grabs next body*

Wait

Purple Guy this one looks familiar I think I know this one-

Purple Guy: THE COPS ARE COMING HIDE THE GOSH DARN BODIES ALREADY!

Pink Guy: wait a minute pURPLE GUY THIS IS MY SON

Purple Guy: ...

Pink Guy: *yells* PURPLE GUY YOU BACKSTABBING DWEEBMUFFIN!-

Purple Guy: ... *runs*

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we were being complete idiots when we made this as you can tell