Friend: give me your hand

Boy: *holds up hand*

Friend: *puts finger on a vein* okay you have a crush...

Me: OH OH WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE >:D

Friend: she has long black hair-

Me: oh dear god I know who it is!!!

Boy: *looks up at me*

Me: ahaHAH TIME FOR BLACKMAILLLLL

Boy: NO

Me: YES! BLACKMAILLLL! BLACKMAIL! BLACKMAI-

Friend: T.T *drags me toward another table*

Me: *yells* BLACKMAILLLLLL

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Later that day
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Me: *goes up to Boy*

Me: I still know who is. There shall be blackmail! 😈

Boy: T.T

Boy: *walks over to crayon box* *takes out black crayon*

Boy: this is black.

Boy: *throws it at me*

Boy: now it's in your mailbox

Boy: blackmail.

Me: ...

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so how was your dayyyy