So my friend and I were doing an ask FNAF thing

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Me: mr. GRAPEEEEE

Her: *purple guy voice* "It's 'purple guy' you dimwit!"

Me: nah it's Grape

Her: "no it's purple guy"

Her: "say purple"

Me: purple

Her: "now say guy"

Me: grape

Her: "T.T"

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Me: hey PHONEEE GUYYYY

Her: *holds hand up to ear like a phone* "Hello, Hello?"

Me: i gOT A QUESTION

Her: what is it

Me: *creepy whisper* I handcuffed myself to you while you were sleeping

Her: "Haha... That's a funny joke"

Me: no seriously look at your wrist

Her: *turns* *holds up wrist* *looks at it*

Me: *holds up my wrist* *psychopath grin*

Her: "OH DEAR GOD! YOU PERVERT! DIMWIT! PSYCHOPATHHH! *insert other fabulous names here*"

*later dat day*

Her: "so phone guy we're going to interview you today!" "Okay, that's fine... Everything's fine... Except (name), WHO IS A COMPLETE PSYCHOPATH!"

Me: *hugs and holds hand out like I'm taking a selfie* AW WE'RE BESTIES!

Her: "nO WE ARE NOT!"

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Me: Mr. Lemongrab on a scale of one to ten how unacceptable am I

Friend: *jeremy voice* "10- actually no, 24."

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We're all weirdos here as you can see haha

also this is unrelated but some boys and I found a book in the school library that showed some certain inappropriate things yaaaaa... And then my cousin came over and I told her about it and she told me if she caught me looking at that stuff she'd tell my mom, so I started yelling "EVEN THOUGH THIS IS AMERICA, YOU DO NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO DO THAT!!"