Charlie the Unicorn...

Happy thoughts!

Best not to look around...

Charlie the Unicorn...

Now hold still while somebody stabs ya in the gut!

Everyone is smiling, and I've got a frown

But why should I smile as they toss me around?

I'm told the issue is inside my head

As they make a world that is withered and dead!

Oh, God, I'm getting the wrong kinda readings, Charlie!

I said happy thoughts!

This isn't gonna work if you're so angry!

You're making the building shake!

It shouldn't do that!

Happy thoughts, Charlie, c'mon!

Everyone is smiling, but you've got a frown...

Charlie the Unicoooooooorrrnnn......

(Well this was entirely pointless)