Okay so uhhh, the homecoming dance has been postponed due to COVID. It's not completely cancelled, though, so there's still hope!

On the flip side, I'm part of the homecoming skit contest with other freshmen, and I ordered this yellow shirt for my role and the plastic zip-up bag it came in has Engrish on it-

If you can't read it, it says "We are committed to provide healthy and fashion products"

"Please do not leave any perfume on it."

That is a suspiciously specific request, and also I don't use perfume, but okay, then.