It's been a single day and we've already lost almost half of the tributes. What is happening

Night 1

Aw that's cute

Well that sucks

How did he get so many people mad at him???? He's literally just a guy

Day 2

F for Diane, I was kind of hoping she'd last longer

Damn talk about bitter ex syndrome

Night 2

...Why can I actually see this as a crackship? What is wrong with me?

I do not feel bad for him.

DAMN GINA

BoJack, just. Just stop.

Day 3

He got lucky.

Least there was no view from halfway down this time.

Aw shit Grandma's gone crazy

Aw Hollyhock :(

Night 3

Welp

I take it their business hasn't been going well?

Day 4

Okay, yeah, something's going on.

Night Fowa

Nothing of note really happened.