Write shit jk

(imma use this game's songs becuz y not)

(that was something)

(real story:)

":33< Oh! you must be wondering who this is! :3" Nepeta said, exaggerating the words must and wondering when she said them, loudly nudging you closer. Once your guys' feet were half an inch apart, nepeta stopped and smiled widely, expecting a conversation to spark.

"So... Umm... Hi? I am (Y/N). And you?" you finally managed to question him out. He looked extremely nervous. You felt awkward so you turned your head around and looked for everyone else. They had gone inside already and sat on the couch, talking and watching some old sitcoms that Karkat kept whining about. You stop and turn your whole self away and give up waiting. You start to walk towards everyone, yet you feel something touch your shoulder. Turning your head, you look up ever so slightly so you can get a view of the face of the grip's owner. It was the new troll. The one you haven't met correctly, that is.

 "H-hello. 2hiit! II mean... Uhh... err... IIf you would excu2e me, II need 2omethiing two driink."

 And with that, he scuttled off towards the bathroom. You can't blame him, he has good taste in tap water straight to the face. No guilt in it.

 "SITCOMS SHOULD BE CALLED SHITCOMS. ACTUALLY, NEVERMIND. *JUST SHIT*!" You heard a crash and ran towards the source. Karkat was standing on the newer troll as if he had conquered a dragon and he was the knight in shining shit of I don't give a fuckdom. Meanwhile, Nepeta was sitting in the corner of the couch, crying and startled. You immediately run up to her.

 "Oh my gog! Nepeta, you okay?!" you practically scream.

 ":33< M-m-m-mmmmmy SHIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! IT COULD HAVE DIED IF HE DID!!!!! EUGHHHH!" she sobbed out in my ear.

 "Wait... What ship? I heard ship! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!" you barked in her face.

 ":33< N-N-NO! YOU CAN'T-I DIDN'T MEAN TO- I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID- I HOPE YOU- PLEASE Don't hurt meeeeeee! ,030," She started to cry again. You patted her on the back.

  "It's okay Nip. You don't need to tell me and PLEASE don't cry..." you mewl out as you hand her a marshmallow and pet her head.

 ":33< Okay..." she said, finally calming.

 You swear you saw a certain troll glaring at Nepeta as his face got squashed. You know, I can't call him much more. I don't really know him.

 "now, MR. VANTAS, MOVE OFF OF HIM RIGHT NOW SO I CAN ACTUALLY AND PROPERLY MEET HIM!" Karkat looked at you as you attempted to, yet almost did, loom over him and be intimidating. Well, the intimidation part worked. He backed off almost instantly and almost fell in the fireplace. You lift up the other troll and use your right hand to check and see if he was hurt physically enough to leave a mark. Luckily, not.

 "Hey, the other2 left. Can you maybe... 2ort of..." he was silent for a second, poking his pointer fingers together awkwardly, "... let go of my face? It feel2 kinda awkward."

 You only then realize how warm his face was getting. All the lights were off. Everyone was probably asleep. You look at the clock on the wall. 4:00A.M. Huh... I was checking for injuries this whole time? Or was I... Nahhhhh! Definately not. You thought. You let go almost instinctively.

 "Oww. 2-2hit. Maybe a little TWO hard of a grip a22face. Nevermind. 20, you're (Y/N)? Yeah. I am 20llux. Okay, now you are an a22face," he said slowly and carefully, thinking through every word.

 Well this is a good start. You think to yourself, gleefully perking up your entire face.